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"I'll be happy once food is here."

“Won’t we all?”

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“i’m bad at resting” [From Inoichi]

“that’s why you’ve had this cold for ages now, you idiot.”

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mactatiion replied to your post “He said that he may be an... a-hole. But he's not, and I quote, 100%...”

"People say the same about you. Just remember that."

“Yeah, but I’m self-aware at the very least.”

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“Imma be a mermaid, bitch. Time to reel in some sailors and fuck them up.” //why did you let Mikoto drink? She can't hold her alcohol!

“D’ya really need to be a mermaid to do that, Mikoto?”

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"Ain't no thing like me, except me!"

“Isn’t that true for everyone, though?”

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"He said that he may be an... a-hole. But he's not, and I quote, 100% a dick".

“I think that’s up for debate, personally.”

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"Well I tell you what, that's gonna wear real thin, real fast, bud."

“If ya have a better idea, come out and say it.”

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"You just wanna suck the joy out of everything."

“Yikes, you got me. And I thought my plan was so great...”

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"I have lived most of my life surrounding my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends."

“Yeah, I feel ya, but don’t go rushing to your death, alright?”

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Guardians of the Galaxy Roleplay Sentence Starters

"You'll die! Why are you doing this? Why?"

"Well that's just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that."

"Well I tell you what, that's gonna wear real thin, real fast, bud."

" I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that you've accepted me despite my blunders. It is good to once again be among friends."

"This dumb tree is also my friend."

"I have lived most of my life surrounded my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends."

"Aww, what the hell, I don't got that long a lifespan anyway... "

"Well now I'm standing. Happy? We're all standing now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle."

"We've already established that you destroying the ship I'm on is not saving me!"

"That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life."

"Finger on throat means death!"

"They got my dick message."

"His people are completely literal. Metaphors go over his head."

"That dude there. I need his prosthetic leg. "

"God knows I don't need the rest of him. Look at him. He's useless."

"Well, supposedly, these bald bodies find you attractive, so maybe you could work out some sort of trade."

"That's for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons."

"You just wanna suck the joy out of everything."

"Who put the sticks up their butts?"

"I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy."

"Fine, but I can't promise when all of this is over I'm not going to kill every last one of you jerks."

"See, this is exactly why none of you have any friends!"

"Oh she has no idea. If I had a blacklight, this would look like a Jackson Pollock painting."

"You got issues."

"He thinks I'm some stupid thing! He does!"

" I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together over and over and turned into some little monster!"

"When I look around, you know what I see? Losers."

"You're an imbecile."

"I can't believe I got taken down by a raccoon."

"Raccoon? What's a raccoon?"

"Ain't no thing like me, except me!"

"We're just like Kevin Bacon."

"I live for the simple things... like how much this is going to hurt!"

"Dance-off, bro. Me and you."

"I like your knife, I'm keeping it."

"Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. I just need these two things."

"He said that he may be an... a-hole. But he's not, and I quote, 100% a dick".

"Well, I don't know if I believe anyone is 100% a dick."

"Let's see if you can laugh after five or six good shots in your freakin' face!"

"Creepy little beast!"

"I don't learn. One of my issues."

"Look at this thing. It thinks it's so cool. It's not cool to ask for help! Walk by yourself, you little gargoyle!"

"Hooked on a Feeling, Blue Swede! That song belongs to me!"

"Hold on a second, you're being serious right now?"

"I can't believe I'm taking orders from a hamster."

"You're a good looking girl. You should try to be more nice to people."

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SHIP MOODBOARD: shikayosh, Shikaku Nara + Yoshino Yukinohana.

canon verse ; scars are reminders for a soul written in flesh.▐ Scars we carry, carry with memories, memories burned by the dark; try to see clearly. Tears we bury, bury in vain cause the pain got us falling apart.

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yo just passing by to say @cervamater is the most wonderful greatest wife. thanks for ur time.

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“That depends,” Her reply is quick and matches his tone , and Ino all but glides around the counter, taking a pointed step towards the roses. Its worth a shot.

 “ Are we feeling generous?”

Just her luck, he’s gotten into a fight with the wife not a week prior, so this birthday present is supposed to double as a makeup gift. Even the roses might not be enough to calm the beast.

“Desperate is a better word for it.”

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cervamater replied to your post “y buy me flowers when you can get me CHOCOLATE”

........... i didn't consider it.

“See? I’m not as bad as you think.”

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y buy me flowers when you can get me CHOCOLATE

“What’s to say I can’t get you both?”

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mindclover:

“Hmm?” Her hum is practically laced with sugar, sharp and teasing as Shikaku walks in, looking as out of place as he always has in there, the familiar jingle of the door bell dancing around them.

  “Yoshino-sans Birthday already, huh?”

“Same day every year,” comes the reply, “what a wonder, hm?” He’s never been the most romantic of men -- and he was grateful that most of the time Yoshino didn’t care --, but a small arrangement of flowers once a year wasn’t any big sacrifice, right?

“You got any suggestions?”