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I don't hate Moash.

I don't like everything he did, I certainly don't approve of him killing his friends. But I don't hate him.

"And while trauma doesn't excuse what you did, it does explain it." - Kaladin, Wind and Truth, chapter 129

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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Constantly thinking about this response

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Tharaêl thought so too. Until he didn't. And then he set up this table and gave you a chance to talk him off a cliff. One direction or the other.

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Ooooh, the first one! Classic Ramsay, little overachiever. I just imagine her saying that in one breath without missing a beat.

What's your favourite Ramsay quote?

so many to choose from! probably like:

"I already have. The issue is that I've written three drafts on three different forms of Source geometry, and I'm not sure which one to submit. What's so funny, Ash?"

"And you believe everything that you hear, I take it? Did you also hear that the world is flat? Oh, maybe I should tell you that you owe me half a million sterling."

"Yes, yes," Ramsay said dismissively, waving a hand back and forth. "I'm a self-seeking, egotistical narcissist who doesn't actually care about the law, especially when it comes to my selfish ambitions. What's your answer?"

"Did you enjoy that, Ash?"

"Failing a test like this would show that the student is - well - hopeless."

He stilled. "A disaster," he repeated. "Because you'd be seen with me."

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You can't expect me not to lose my mind when he looks like this...

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I would sell my soul for a cosmere adaptation in the art style of Arcane

Like imagine it for a second. Stormlight? Breath? Shadesmar? Literally every form of investiture?!?!?

I know im far from the first one to say this but I just finished season 2 of Arcane and I can't stop thinking about this

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There comes a point in every Cosmere reader's life where they keep the Coppermind close at hand when reading any book.

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Me writing fanfic

Kid gets horribly abused to the point where he realistically probably shouldn't be alive anymore "Eh, he has magic, that can help him heal, he'll be fiiine"

Same kid later looks at the moon in the early morning hours "Wait wait wait! This is set in our world and I gave a specific date! I have to look up if the moon was actually visible and hadn't set yet!"

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Truly one of the quests of all time… what just happened? Why was our dynamic like That? I guess I now live with an assassin??

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Goodreads has a list of must-reads of 2025 and Chaos King isn't on it. Very disappointing, but not surprising.

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yearly spatort psa

a new episode of tatort saarbrücken, aka spatort, is going to be broadcasted on

Sunday, January 26th 2025, 8:15pm CET

if you follow any germans who observe this national event, your dash may be rendered unusable.

many users tag their eloquent thinkpieces as #spatort or #tatort saarbrücken, but even with these tags blocked you may not be able to escape from them entirely. be safe out there!

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Mongrel intruder ? 🐍