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[sheyri]

Watching one of those shows where a cook tries to save a restaurant and right now he insists that guests want the owners to interact with them. So they’re practicing, the owner asks the guest whether he planned to come or just walked by and some other stuff and had the cook talk about the daily recommendations and dude.

If that happened to me I’d never return. Please just let me read the menu order and eat and say thanks and pay 😳

[sheyri]

One step forward, two steps back

Remember when I said I may not be hopeless?

Well, I followed that by trying to fight a swarm of six or so blood flies with 10 strength and level 1 in one-handed. Maybe I didn't learn anything after all.

After some questing and getting may strength all the way up to 20 (that's an increase by 100% guys!) the same swarm was very manageable all of a sudden. I wonder why...

Unfortunately it seems like I soft-locked my way out of a free strength increase. Aleph just won't talk to me about this damn key anymore!

But I also found out I'm really stupid because it took me until now to speak to Diego about joining the Old Camp. For context, I'm 16 hours in, level 7, ready to join the swamp camp whenever I want. I just didn't want to be locked in to join one camp before I had seen every camp, okay! And then I didn't think to speak to him until now.

Anyway, I could've leveled strength for free whenever and now I feel really dumb.

[sheyri]

looks at my ~2k words of Ramsay in near constant pain

Well, this aged like fine milk.

I could never hurt Ramsay Thorne. But sometimes I want to smack her for how she treats books.

Throwing them around, breaking spines. Those poor little creatures deserve better!

[sheyri]

Someone please take Ramsay away from me.

I'm hurting her so much in this fic I'm working on.

[sheyri]

#vynter2024 🎇vynblr event🎇

hi!! to end 2024 and start 2025 with a bang, here's a little fandom event!

🎄With one prompt for each week of December, create whatever you want to celebrate this end of 2024! Fics, art, edits, mods... For any game of the Vyn universe! Give a crisp piece of meat to the naughty Narathzuls out there, or a pretty dreamflower to the nice Calias :) 🎁Post your creations online with the tag #vynter2024!

❄ Week 1 - Snowfall (dec 1 - dec 7) 🔥Week 2 - Hearth (dec 8 - dec 15) 🌿Week 3 - Mistletoe (dec 15 - dec 25) 🎆Week 4 - Fireworks (dec 26 - dec 31)

(and dw if you're not posting on time or posting everything at once the last week, just have fun!)

[sheyri]

Crazy Theory Time!

This was shared on discord yesterday. (Spoilers for all of Enderal from this point on!)

So I think it's time to share my crazy theories about the Cycle and the High Ones.

We've all read the story of Kadath. We've heard all about how humanity became too entitled and whatnot, so the Veiled Woman created the Cycle to see if humanity could overcome their flaws.

That's what they told you. That's what they want you to believe. But it's a lie! To hide the real goal:

BREEAD!

Maybe the whole story was a lie, maybe Kadath used to have it and it got lost in the centuries of its glory. But actually it's all about finding the perfect bread recipe!

Did Marita Rotang figure it out? She certainly has full trust in her abilities.

"Melt away in rapture, as a crunchy loaf of bread wanders from my hands into yours!"

Will this be the final Cycle? To determine this, we have to present our finest to a High One for judgment. Which is why the bread in our bag comes with us when we enter a High One's mind.

[sheyri]

three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style

[sheyri]

take any and all that you need. remember it.

you are still here. you are wanted here. you are loved here.

inspired by this post from redbeardace

[sheyri]

If this is your life, make sure you always have a delicious meal with you.

[sheyri]

The only way to escape the colony

Oh, alive, you mean? Yeah, not gonna happen.

[sheyri]

fellow germans, der stoff für memes geht mir einfach nicht aus derzeit

[sheyri]

if they put me in a big pot of soup i would be fine.

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Like to charge, reblog to cast

[sheyri]

We're making progress!

The last couple days were spent stargazing and loosing my mind.

I decided to go for the drug guys in the swamp, because they sound fun and interesting. But I got stuck almost immediately. No idea what to do and in the rare cases I did, it didn't work out.

But today, after getting beaten up by Harlok over and over again, I decided to listen to google and head back north to level in the forest there.

Along the way I discovered how to cook meat, collected my daily ration of Fleischwanzenragout, gathered everything I could find and butchered lots of scavengers and molerats. I even met a minecrawler! (I died)

And finally I had enough money to buy some stylish armour at the gates to the swamp camp! I even found a better weapon and leveled one-handed!

Turns out, if you don't try and brute-force your way with an old piece of metal that you barely know how to hold, you can actually achieve things! Maybe I'm not hopeless after all!

[sheyri]

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

what the fuck

[sheyri]

Today marks the start of Trans Awareness Week, a time for education and to bring awareness to the issues trans people face.

Trans people are not a debate. Trans people have always been here, and they will always be here. 🏳️‍⚧️