shewillbethedeathofpoetry

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The fifteenth Doctor is the theatre kid Doctor

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There are two sides to every person, the same is true for me, the side that I capture and the less flattering side that my girlfriend decides to capture when she isn’t taking breathtaking photos of me.

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My friends are out partying and I am in my girlfriend’s bed feeling kind of dead and listening to her sing as she cooks and all is well in the world

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The dude that said, “a shot already?” at past nine at night, then said, “oh, and they went down easy!” was wild because we just got to the club, obviously, we’re downing a shot??

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When my friend talks about how she should stop being so insecure since men pursue her often, because the man man we all looked at like he was a piece of meat wanted her, I wonder if I should become more insecure. People like me, people adore me, but people don’t lust after me. I am the perfect friend, the perpetually single one who sets everyone up, yet can’t ever seem to find someone. Sometimes, I’ll get a little crush, and for a week, I’ll have hope, and then, then I realise that they have no want in their eyes when they look at me.

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I know in my little heart of hearts that I would get on my knees in a second for Apollo and I don’t mean because I want to worship him

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“Smoking is bad for you, you know, I really don’t want to see you become a smoker.”

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Finally got my moment with the npc that I’ve been drooling over for six sessions. A wolf bit my upper thigh, and no, I did not decide the placement, and he had to patch it up. He then proceeded to throw this 95kg wolf onto another one so they both died and all because it hurt me! This 200 year old elf ignored everyone to help me up, and then laid me down on my bedroll to patch me up, rolled a nat20, and got all flustered when he had to touch me. Also, at the end of the session he said that my father (who he knows but I don’t care because he’s hot) would’ve been proud of me. I am romancing this man so hard next session, believe you me. I didn’t even have to do anything (except almost die) to make things a spicy. Like, are you really going to patch-up-my-bleeding-wounds-trope-me and not expect me to want to fuck?

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And in that moment there was nothing but joy…

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To my friend who said it looked like a bad 1990s wedding photo, and this comes from the bottom of my heart, fuck you.

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dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

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The answer was still slightly drunk even though the lecture was delayed so to delay the hangover, myself and my flatmate are having a gin and tonic at 09.30 because it’s Walpurgis week and all bets are off, it’s just the way of the student.

I will either still be a bit drunk or violently hungover at my midnight lecture tomorrow (08.15) and I don’t know which one is worse.

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I will either still be a bit drunk or violently hungover at my midnight lecture tomorrow (08.15) and I don’t know which one is worse.

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Went on a date and he mansplained The Clash to me…

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Compiling an album of random ads or other things that remind me of my friend but in a different font.

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he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

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One of my closest friends just followed me on Instagram after maybe 5 months of friendship