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Stephen: That's the biggest lie I've ever heard.

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Tony: So apparently the ‘bad vibes’ I’ve been feeling are actually ‘severe psychological distress.’

Stephen: *concerned boyfriend noises*

Peter: fucking mood

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Stephen: I have a new hoodie.

Tony: 'we' have a new hoodie.

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Loki: why don’t we spend some quality time together? Just the two of us — Godfather and godson.

Thor: hang on, I have to ask my Dad.

Loki: what-?

Thor: *pulls out an ouija board* hey Dad, can I go with Loki?

Odin, from the after life: A-B-S-O-L-U-T-E-L-Y N-O-T

Loki:

Thor: he said no :/

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Stephen: You're jealous.

Tony: Jealous?

Stephen: That's why you were being so negative about this thing.

Tony: That's absurd. I'm always negative.

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Tony: Don’t let Stephen fool you, he’s not that scary, he used to do ballet.

Stephen: Which gave me the physicals skills I need to strangle people with my feet.

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Stephen: Do you think I enjoy being a mother hen to you all?!

Tony:

Harley:

Peter:

Stephen: Okay, fine, it’s like crack to me!

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Stephen: What the fuck?

Tony: You’re going to have to be more specific, I do a lot of “What the fuck” kind of stuff.

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John: Sherlock stop

John: Sherlock stop.

John: Sherlock stop. You’re gonna get in trouble!

Mary: Sherlock!

Lestrade: *handcuffs Sherlock*

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John: Uh, should I be concerned?

Sherlock, dragging a bloody body bag into the hotel: Nope!

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CREATORHUB SECRET SANTA — tony stark for @marwankenzari​

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a thought occurred to me today:

When Sherlock and John were with Irene Adler, John asked Irene to wear something.

So Sherlock gave her his coat. He didn't give it to her because of him, but because he showed consideration for John.

It bothered John that Irene had nothing on and then Sherlock gave her his coat.

Because it bothered John.

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Rdj as Angel

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Stephen: Tony, you’re bleeding out. You’ll need a blood transfusion. What’s your blood type?

Tony: B Positive.

Stephen: I’m trying to, but you’re really bleeding a lot. This isn’t the time for your stupid puns.

Tony: ...

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Sherlock : Watson would you like to go out ? It’s just because I am really into you and it’s ok if you say no but I -

John : Yes sure I would love to :)

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Tony: HOW DO PEOPLE NOT SWEAR??? LIKE, where does their anger go??? How do they show their enthusiasm??? WHAT IF THEY STEP ON A LEGO??? SAYING GOLLY GOSH ISNT GOING TO CUT IT, ADAM!!!

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Tony : when have I done anything rash or irresponsible ?

Stephen : I have a list. It’s alphabetized.