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Graham: On all levels except physical, I am a wolf.

Ruby: ha, relatable!

Graham: :)

Ruby: Most Of The Time...

Graham: :O

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would it be obnoxious to just write a self-indulgent Gremma AU of like every Disney film i own or...?

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au where Emma finds Graham in the Underworld and she’s ofc sad that he’s there and not at peace or w/e and she’s like oh no you had unfinished business :(((((

and Graham’s like “Aye but it’s okay” and it turns out he has this whole theory for why he hasn’t moved on yet and “When the court case is over, that must be when i can go��� and Emma’s ofc like “wait what court case” and Graham goes “For my murder. It won’t be officially solved until the court case is done, best I can figure” and Emma’s just like wait wait back up you were murdered???

there’s a few rounds of rapid confused blinking back and forth and Graham’s like “Yeah? When Regina Crushed My Heart??” (”She Did What”) “You did investigate, right?”

and Emma’s like no there was no need to investigate Graham the newspaper said you had an aneurysm so i just thought it was those goddamn pixiestix??

and Graham’s like oh my god i have been down here for thirty years because I happen to like Pixie Stix??

and Emma’s just like it hasn’t been thirty years Graham

and he’s going well at least you’re here to get me out or something right

and that’s a whole other awkward pause 

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in order to rewatch/get properly reacquainted with the only part of OUaT i truly care about...i’d only need to rent the first two discs...that’s all...but? i Don’t Know? if i genuinely want to even do that to myself? maybe i rent it and only watch the Graham/Gremma bits? and nothing else? Will i? Won’t i? could i? should i? choices choices

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Once Upon a Time season one episode seven, SVU: Storybrooke

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Ruby: Hey Graham what's awoo with you?

Graham: i think you're barking up the wrong tree

Emma: You're both idiots.

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me voraciously consuming gremma fic

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okay but what if the Curse or just Emma’s unbeliever perception had made the Wolf show up as just a normal dog that would’ve been a bit awkward

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i watched that interview where Mr. Dornan talks about walking on his toes and now i’m so curious as to whether he was doing that in OUaT? I mean he specifically mentioned being asked about it on The Fall but idk if that was before or after.

Did Sheriff Graham have a funny walk at all?

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wait so if The Huntsman even had a real name, we never get to know it, which means the only name we ever do get to know him by, the only name Emma ever got to know him by, is the one Regina gave him.

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this probably sounds horrible but i’m so weak for hurt/comfort and also unexpectedly Henry + Graham Friendship so those two things have wound up combining to torment me with thinks,

maybe in the course of one of Henry’s earliest escape attempts and Graham going to find him, Graham gets a tiny, barely-worth-noticing little injury. just a little scrape, no big deal, but then Henry insists on giving him a band-aid for it...which leads to them trudging all the way back home before anyone else even knows Henry tried to run away. A mickey mouse/disney band-aid is applied and a little talk is had and then because everyone knows you’re supposed to be given a lollipop after all things remotely medical, Henry gives Graham a pixie stik or two saved from Halloween

i don’t even know if that works in canon but i just need the two of them being cute, even moreso the more Henry learns about the Curse.

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i just realized Graham passes the most important character test out there, that is, being easily comparable to the plot of Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron. There’s an essay there somewhere.

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AU where Graham’s murder is abruptly solved bc everyone’s making nice and during a karaoke night Regina somehow winds up on this very specific song but she sings the lyrics wrong,

“I killed the sheriff...because he kissed the deputy”

and everyone’s like “wait what” and she’s like “what”

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Regina: I created the perfect henchman

Emma: you screwed up a perfectly good sheriff. look at him; he's got anxiety.

Graham: I have no heart :(

Emma: AND depression!

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every song i listen to is becoming a list of gremma fic titles but in particular

Fleetwood Mac - Dreams Jose Gonzalez - Stay Alive, and Olafur Arnalds/Arnor Dan - So Far

are suddenly devastating?

 “your loneliness like a heartbeat drives you mad” first of all that’s a one-hit KO right there. it’s all there.

“the stillness of remembering what you had and what you lost” i’m shook.

“when the rain washes you clean, you’ll know” i have very specific feelings about it and they all hurt.

literally the entirety of Stay Alive honestly i mean maybe minus the train references but: Lights Won’t Move/Colors Won’t Fade/Gears Won’t Turn? Oh You Mean Like How Time Was Frozen For 28 Years?? The ‘rhythm and rush these days’ as in when Emma shows up? World Gone Shallow? World Gone Mean? Like What Regina Did To It?

“Do Whatever Just to Stay Alive” you mean like how the Huntsman had to comply with whatever Regina wanted under threat of having his heart crushed??

“I’ve Been Waiting All My Life/To Feel Your Heart as it’s Keeping Time” ruined, i tell you, ruined. i am distraught.

there’s nothing about So Far that isn’t Huntsman/Gremma material i mean. can’t believe it’s literally written about them wow, unbelievable.

“So far from being free...a future I just can’t touch.” :) because he Died :)

“if you take my hand, please pull me from the dark and show me hope again” OH YOU MEAN LIKE WHEN EMMA RESTORED HIS ABILITY TO FEEL AND ALSO HIS MEmORIES IS THAT THE HOPE YOU’RE REFERENCING

...i’m a very calm person.