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Ooh, I have a scribble for this:

many great homophones out there. none better than wanton/wonton

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Lady Silverbell, a shopkeeper in my roommate's tabletop campaign.

"We have everything that adventurers like yourselves might need!"

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I actually did a comic about this, years ago:

Featuring @ziggycabbit 's Elastic Otter and an older (frankly awful) costume design for Pyro Wolf.

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

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Lost in Translation

"Luc, mon ami, you look like you've seen a Jynx use Flash - what has happened?"

"Wh-where did you get those shirts?"

"Oh, a new import store opened at the mall, don'tchaknow. The shopkeeper picked these out special for us!"

"D-did they tell you what they mean?"

"Yah, sure: she said this one says 'majestic' and mine's 'gentle giant'."

"… guys, I can read Kantonese. Cen's shirt says 'big gut' and Ruki's says 'bro boobs'."

"Oh … well, close enough, eh?"

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Bringing this back for Good Belly Day.

"Hey, good to meet'cha!"

"Wh--?"

Skye discovers, to his pleasant surprise, that he isn't the only massive shiny Umbreon in town.

feat. Th0mas's character, Neon.

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Poor Fess ... His "broppai" are too powerful for adorable graphic tees.

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Just ... reflecting a bit. I dunno. Maybe these don't even connect. *shrug*

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A propos of nothing, a burly blacksmith badger.

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A bad ending?

Background from a photo by user CGarageDoorRepair on MorgueFile.

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The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisconsin

… thanks, Autocorrect.

Background photo by ShannonTanski on MorgueFile.

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... I did another voice thing.

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I know, it's a skill issue ...

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Why yes, Autocorrect. I did mean to say "The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisconsin."

How did you know?

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"This is an advanced massage technique, inflating the body with concentrated Airyberry extract to gently stretch and relax the muscles as we work on the pressure points. Remember to wear gloves for this one!"

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A bit of voice acting silliness, because I should really do this more often.

If you know the original artist of this comic, please let me know so I can credit them properly - thanks!

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Werewolves must learn quickly how to practice restraint(s).

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I like the modern fantasy concept of gods and monsters adapting to the modern world and finding new ways to thrive:

Once an obscure god of fertility and abundance, this jaguar decided to try gathering a different sort of worship.

The luxury resort under his care ensures that he now has devotees all over the world. His powers ensure that the surroundings stay lush and vibrant, and that the top-notch cuisine is in plentiful supply. His high standard of service keeps customers coming back year after year, for what is a five-star review but a paean of highest praise? (He makes sure his employees are treated well, too - a god must never neglect the attendants in his temple, after all.)

So come enjoy a weekend, or a week or two. Bask in the bright sunlight, swim in the sparkling waters, walk the verdant jungle trails. Feast on the local delicacies and savor each mouthful of the luscious fruits grown just a few miles away. He's more than happy to bless the people who make the proper sacrifices (hotel fees), so do please tell your friends~

-- Background source: photograph by tbonner on morguefile.com