I adore plastic eyeballs, and am constantly looking to expand my collection. Other than that, I am an average blogger, given to sloth, caprice, and loquaciousness.
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me when i accidentally leave out an m in unrestrained summer fun
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I long for the morning breezes to breathe.
I have my breath but long for someone to tell secrets to.
-Rumi (trans. Brad Gooch & Maryam Mortaz; Unseen Poems)
#I bought a book of translated Persian poetry last year#and I’ve finally got it out of my book bag to read it#I’ve heard most translations lose some of the beauty#it this one claims it’s trying to focus on maintaining some of the original vibes of the Persian#I don’t know enough about Rumi’s poetry to tell#but it’s really very nice#there are some gorgeous lines
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Do you play daily NY Times games like Wordle, Connections, Spelling Bee, or Strands? The NYT Tech Guild workers who make those games possible are currently ON STRIKE and asking you to not cross the digital picket line.
Spread the word! For other ways to help, you can also contribute to their strike fund here.
#oh good to know#wordle is a bit passé but I still play it sometimes#so I guess I’m off that until the contract is signed
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rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild
#I think I sound Californian all the way#a friend’s husband confirmed he hears it— a downward inflection at the end of most sentences that’s very California#and I agree— more SoCal drawl-y version of the American movie accent#but sometimes people ask?#when I’m tense/nervous it shifts closer to something like a movie transatlantic accent— an American version of posh#when I’m being sardonic it’s a bad impression of Minnesota/Wisconsin-ish midwestern#not often but I’ve had one or two people be like “wait where is your accent from?#once a student was like “wait you’re British?#and I shifted it back from faux-posh to California slowly over the sentence explaining that no I was not#(it was a little unsettling how it drifted closer to normals with each word lol. student’s face was priceless)#and once a friend’s dad just straight up went “wait where is your accent from??#because whoops faux-trans-Atlantic from being nervous about meeting people#but they don’t sound legit to me— they sound like a Californian doing a bad impression 😂
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new fun trend: take this quiz and tell me your score
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If you're American will you reblog this with where you grew up and wether or not they had sixth grade camp. I grew up in southern California and every class in sixth grade would take a field trip and go to a camp for a week and this is absolutely bewildering my wife cause she's never heard of sixth grade camp
#California#it was fifth grade camp in my school district#it was a great time#I went back there for summer camp after because it was such a good time#the week after I got back I got sick for like 5 days and learned that 102-degree fevers put me to sleep
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the 3am graces
#wow what cool peeps who are also awake at 3 am#3 am gang life is real & I should not be this way#alas I almost never have to be anywhere before 11 am and I have no self control#art#look at the cuties
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Actually cannot stop watching this
#this is exactly my sense of humor#dang I should watch more of the Friday films#I think I left off at 5? the one with not-Jason#but anywho#this is funny#killers walk#THIS IS HALLOWEEN#sort of
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Heck yeah @handbellanon
@sheoftheeyeballs
#I like this concept#the idea of being a couch friend so there’s very little pretension to a relationship#I’m not good at being that relaxed#so it’s always wonderful when you feel comfortable doing it#@handbellanon is an excellent companion for that
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To all my American friends, the time is now.
Please, execute a BOMBARDMENT. Call your representatives!
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In many US states, this week is your last chance to register for the upcoming election.
Please don’t let this wait. Please go get registered—or if you’re registered already, check your registration to make sure it is still valid. Numerous states have been purging “ineligible voters”: so please doublecheck that you haven’t been purged by mistake
If you’re all set, then please encourage everyone you know to register, or to check their own registrations.
Here’s where to start: Vote.gov
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We all had fun with geography class now onto science! take this quiz to name as many elements as you can :)
obligatory rb for sample size <3
#44#how tf did I miss phosphorous?#I need to have more respect for fertilizer#def a few I know the name of but could not remember whoops
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#legit I do not have consumption#but going to the beach for the day is excellent for curing my ills#(mostly because I get to skate and sit in the sand and listen to the waves and be moderately disconnected for a bit)#I suggest giving it a try if you have the time and access to the beach
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#grad school gave me many soft skills#and a hatred of email#gosh do I hate email#I want to be unreachable#but alas: I live in the modern world
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I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test
#top 0.01% it says#that seems… a bit too high.#I think it’s just stroking my ego but sure#I’m a pretentious bitch but not that impressive#w/e#still a fun word test#but#I’m here for the Naruhodo horror upon being asked say a spade and shovel are the same thing#ace attorney chronicles#I need to finish that game because my investigations preorder showed up & I’m not allowed to start before I finish chronicles#soon I will have a grading break and just do ace attorney for like 3 days running
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#city driving is the worst#long-haul road trips are actually the chillest#it’s just you and your little caravan of randos going straight for 5 hours before you stop for gas and to swap drivers#cities are the worst#the traffic and people making questionable maneuvers are the worst#that’s what makes gives me road rage#I drove with a friend who was moving a few states away#and she noted that on the open highway#I was calm and called other cars my friends#and as soon as we hit the suburbs of our destination city#I quickly shifted into Stay Away From Me I Hate All Of You Drivers mode
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Ah yes, chat GPT coming for our pattern makers
#artificial ‘intelligence’#wow what a beautiful pattern. /s#but the pun in the end really sealed the deal#puns are usually worth reblogging
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