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BVS Alfred was all wry, British bark and absolutely zero actual bite. He walks in on Bruce chugging random prescription meds with thousand dollar vintages from the Wayne cellar and just shrugs and make a thinly-veiled comment about grandkids. he then proceeds to tell Bruce that perhaps, chasing after Superman is a one-man suicide mission, before sighing, sitting down, and...helping Bruce go on a one-man suicide mission against Superman. oh you want to build a massive experimental plane in our basement? you want to create Kryptonite weapons from minerals that you had me purchase off the black market? you want to mix percs and burgundy? you shouldn't, sir. but off I go to grab the next bottle. alas.

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shitpost, because it's my favorite thing to do.

Someone give this man real clothes.

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Well, it’s all going to shit.

JINX in ARCANE S2, ACT 1

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Have they considered just talking it out

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made another in honor of season 2. everyone sucks. i love them.

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theyre so greasy i hope they take a bath soon

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finde wir sollten mal super spezifische deutsche AU prompts einführen.

- star crossed lovers meet in der Schlange vorm Pfandautomaten

- du triffst deinen soulmate in der bahn, eure augen treffen sich, der himmel voller geigen. ihr nickt euch kurz höflich zu, keiner von euch sagt was, du steigst die nächste station aus weil du noch zu aldi musst, ihr seht euch nie wieder

- enemies to lovers: wir haben uns auf ner wg-party getroffen und streiten uns bei club mate welches Bundesland besser ist (titelvorschlag: dein lokalpatriotismus ist nur ein stummer schrei nach liebe)

- Kaffkinder AU: sie sind zusammen bei der freiwilligen Feuerwehr, teilen sich ihr erstes radler an einem sommerabend um halb acht aufm Bolzplatz und hören sportfreunde stiller auf nem mp3 player

- Zwei Referendare bonden weil sie realisieren dass Bundesjugendspiele auch als Lehrer scheiße sind und gründen eine unheilige Allianz gegen das Kultusministerium

- found family trope: ihr seid die vier einzigen Leute unter 50 beim CSD planungskomitee eurer kleinstadt

- nochmal enemies to lovers: ich bin tempolimitverfechter und du fährst nen BMW :/

- du bist ein cop und ich hab seit 2014 keine Rundfunkgebühren bezahlt, secret identity, heavy angst, organised crime au, 400k, rated m for violence

feel free to add more

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In the never-ending quest to alleviate my migraines, I bought a special angled pillow that lets you sleep on your side while your arm just kind of hangs through a whole in the middle. I did this because I’m a left-sided sleeper, always have been.

Until my neck subluxated and now I can’t sleep on that side without compressing some vital nerves and blood arteries. I also can’t sleep on my back right now because the pressure compresses my occipital nerve. Basically sleeping has been a nightmare recently, but that’s not the point of this post.

The point was I brought this up in physical therapy to talk about how great this pillow is because I can now sleep on my right side without the stupid thing going numb or waking me up because it hurts. And my PT was like wow, great! How did you sleep on your left side for so long without it being an issue?

And I said, oh that’s easy. I just tuck that shoulder out of the way.

And she said, ...what?

And I said, yeah, I just tuck it out the way. Not like my right shoulder. That one doesn’t move as well. It just hurts, I think there’s something wrong with it.

And my physical therapist asked me to demonstrate what I mean when I say I ‘tuck my shoulder out of the way,’ and haha, you’re never going to believe this, turns out I’ve just been casually pulling my left shoulder out of the socket for, oh, let’s see, 30 years? And then napping on it like hmmnm yess comfy.

Anyway. I looked up from my demonstration and my physical therapist was making this face:

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hey let's start spreading the reminder now that you cannot safely self-manage an abortion with herbal medicine or essential oils. natural abortifacients function by poisoning you; you wait for your body to realize you're dying and reject the pregnancy in order to conserve resources, and hope that happens before the rest of your organs shut down.

i think there will be an upsurge soon of unscrupulous and/or malicious actors preying on desperate pregnant people; do not help them kill people. don't spread recipes for herbal medicines or ingestible essential oil mixtures that purport to cause a pregnancy termination.

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"School districts currently work with processing companies to offer cashless payment systems for families. But the companies can charge “processing fees” for each transaction. By law, students who are eligible for reduced price meals cannot be charged more than 30 cents for breakfast and 40 cents for lunch. With processing fees, however, families can end up paying 10 times that amount. Processing companies charge as much as $3.25 or 4% to 5% per transaction, according to a recent report from the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau."

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I found this screenshot post of someone's game-in-progress and I think about it alot so I wanted to draw it with YuGiOh!

I hope you enjoy this silly drawing, and have an AWESOME day!

original image by fioras-resolve

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Rogue and Gambit by Isa_anartist

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why must the guard dog characters unquestioning devotion to their master be born from trust or some shit cant they be manipulated into it. raised into it. brainwashed even

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Birds of Prey Secret Files and Origins (2003)

They're fun together.