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"You and your wife are really hot, I'd definitely watch you two have sex" should be a normal thing to say to your friends and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

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The author's blatant fetish. The one you picked this book up for. Because you also have that fetish.

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I wish I could google stuff in my life like what does my neighbor’s boyfriend do for work

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I’m sorry I dehumanized you and talked to you in that baby voice that owners use on their dogs. that wasn’t nice for you, was it? no? nooo, you didn’t like that did you? oh bubby I’m sorry I didn’t mean to belittle you and put you beneath me like you’re a dog. I’ll do better, okay?

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are just the thoughts of a horny lesbian

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me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*

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if they put me in a big pot of soup i would be fine.

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Twitter: @spoogyoogie

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"you attract what you fear" oh nooo I'm sooo afraid of hot lesbians doms in my asks/dms 😩😩 I'm terrified, truly scared, I'd be shaking if one of them appeared in my asks/dms 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

[this is about lesbians/sapphics, men and minors DNI]

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man i have really great tits

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