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The Count

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fucking christ I am sobbing

“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“

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Since a bunch of you are seemingly into tall, skinny dudes with questionable fashion choices, I present your next crush:

Mr. Mint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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One of my lowest moments in life was probably when I tried to fit the larger stylus from my new 3ds XL into my old 3ds and I spontaneously exclaimed out loud “Shiizu-chan it’s tooooo biiiig~” in the most nasal thirsty Izaya voice I could manage.

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What if Hanzo’s sonic arrow is just his gaydar but all the overwatch characters are gay so he can use it to find everyone?

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Reblog to have a very sexy and very interesting 2013

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I hope love finds you in 2018

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How to seduce somebody:

Turn to them

Turn into a tiny puppy, a cute puppy.

Have a deep man’s voice.

Say, “Aoba”

????

Sex

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Kotor 2 headcanon

Atton first meets the fem exile and uses the line 'are you an angel? Oh wait that ones terrible... Hope some kid doesn't start using that,' clearly mocking the phantom menace.

HOWEVER in the universe where you play as a sith and make Atton fall, and he is the only one who will stay with you after killing Kreia, he is actually one of the most prominent sith. Just like Anakin is going to become one of the most prominent sith. Therefore, when Anakin asks Padme 'Are you an angel?' he's showing force sensitivity as the wisdom of an ancient sith Lord is flowing through him. The dark force power of old is already corrupting him.

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I am a:
⚪️ Man

🔘 Woman

Looking for:
⚪️ Men

⚪️ Women

🔘 A way to replace Rian with Taika Waititi in order to save the star wars francise

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Hancock (8/13 companions photoset)

Hancock’s song.

Preston, Dogmeat, Codsworth, Danse, Piper, Nick, Cait, Hancock, MacCready, Deacon, Strong, Curie, X6-88, BONUS

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Guys did you realize Finn doesn’t have a surname because he will be fucking called Finn Dameron

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EU vs Discanon LOL

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Inktober 18 - Filthy