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I’m just being dramatic ! In fact, I’m only at it again as an addict with a pen.
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Spotify should have a dating service that pairs people based on their taste in music.
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the fattest fucking pigeon ive ever seen
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Wait what
Since females are born with all of their eggs, a woman who is pregnant with a daughter is also carrying her unfertilized grandchildren.
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Halloween is only several weeks away. You know what that means! PLEDGE YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO THE SKELETON WAR. OR ELSE SKELETONS WILL BLAME US IF THEY LOSE AND PUT BONES IN ALL OF OUR SOUP. IT’S AWFUL.
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You: willy nilly Me, an intellectual: william nilliam
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Don’t go broke trying to act rich. Act your wage.
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Directed by Tobe Hooper (1974)
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i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies
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I’m not an early bird or a night owl… I’m some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.
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If you aren’t at least a little ashamed of your country’s history, you don’t know your country’s history.
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