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I yawned just reading this

interesting how you call yourself an empath but didn’t mirror my yawn just now

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One of my favourite stories ever was the time I was walking down the street with my friend and we saw a Jack Russel with that exact spot over his eye. So this 20 year old man gets down on one knee, looks at the dog and says "what’s the story, Wishbone?", pretends to listen for a minute, then says "cool!" and gets up and walks away, leaving me and the dog’s own staring at each other - her with bewilderment, me with gleeful amusement

the range 

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Well, this hit me hard...

Jenny Slate in Stage Fright (2019) // Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca // Hayao Miyazaki in 10 Years with Hayao Miyazaki (2019) // Mirrorball by Taylor Swift // John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)

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I randomly think about this once a week

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I think about this post at least once a week

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

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Further proof that the Muppet Christmas Carol is the only good Christmas movie

I don’t know if I can contain my “The Muppet Christmas Carol has better costume design than most Oscar-nominated period dramas” rant until after Thanksgiving you guys, I have…so many Thoughts

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This is me trying

Trying

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This is how I felt about Speed Racer.

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Happy New Year’s! Ok so I’m a few days late, but that’s how I roll. I posted this video of Taylor Swift’s New Year’s Day last year, and just a few more views will get me to 113 which seems like a very Swiftian goal.

If any Swifties see this, help a girl out? (please and thanks!)

Hope you all have an amazing 2020! My New Year’s Resolution is to make more music. What’s yours?

xo

Shari

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HS2 is here! Are you excited??? If you need a break from watching Lights Up (I’ve already seen it like three times), why not check out this throwback to HS1 with my cover of Ever Since New York? It’s one of my favourite songs on the album.

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Enter the year you were born on the gif area and post what you get.

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This is the kind of energy I want for 2019

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

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facts are facts

the sexiest accessory is and always has been a little black cat that you carry around on your shoulder with whom you share a deep, inexplicable spiritual bond

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Bonedigger, Bonedigger, dogs in the moonlight

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Black Cat Appreciation Post