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(gordon ramsay on star trek) oh what the hell? the gagh is fucking dead! look at this! it’s not moving. it’s feasting with its fucking ancestors in sto’vo’kor! excuse me, darling, how fresh is this gagh? they’re what? fucking hell. thank you. my god, it’s fucking replicated. wow, fuck me.

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Waiting for a beloved mutual to wake up and become boopable

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me: hey how do i look

the spiritual manifestation of 2012 justin mcelroy that i trapped inside of a cursed mirror: kinda faggy

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trent’s season 3 costumes via ted lasso costume designer jacky levy

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If you're not at least a little bit in love with Sherlock Holmes, you're just wrong. You read the text wrong. Start over and do it right this time. Watson says you're in love with Holmes.

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Pausing my regularly scheduled content to bring you a Hunger Games Peeta Mellark (read: everlark bc there is no Peeta without Katniss) fancam. 

Something in the Orange (Zack Bryan) 

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Dracula: Hm, that human mother is being super annoying about her dead kid at the gate. How do I fix that? Wolves? I’ll say wolves.

Dracula: What’s that? My good friend Jonathan Harker wants to leave ahead of schedule? Think I’ll do some wolves about that.

Dracula: Damn, seems that old Dutchman has blocked off one (1) single window with garlic blossoms and now this one (1) specific girl in all of England is barred from me. Maybe I should use my title and/or some invented pretense to cajole the girl’s mother into letting me in. Or maybe I could just move on to a different victim out of the nigh endless blood buffet I specifically moved here to enjoy, none of whom have a small legion of blood donors and vampire-proofing scholars on their side.

Dracula:

Dracula, about to slam dunk a wolf through the window: Or,

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“There’s so many songs that Stede could sing, that would be appropriate for him. But what came to my head then was Rainbow Connection.” [x]

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Same, Leslie [x]

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If your man fought with the goblins, battled a troll, riddled with Gollum, and a magic ring he stole, that is not your man.

That’s Bilbo, (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins, the bravest little Hobbit of them all

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HAPPY FUTURE BIRTHDAY JIM!!!!

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choosing to believe every single story robert pattinson tells about himself in interviews no matter what he says to contradict himself. the only time hes lying is when he says he's lying

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Beware the Ides of March

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i think vulcans would corner the market on hot hands hand warmers when visiting earth. thats why they always have their hands behind their back they are holding hot hands to say warm

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He really said "for Jim" huh? Really. For Jim. One hundred years and it's still For Jim