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MÄDCHEN AMICK as Shelly Johnson and DAVID LYNCH as Gordon Cole in TWIN PEAKS 2.18 "On the Wings of Love"
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“One day the sadness will end.
But I don’t think today’s the day.”
David Lynch
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Demi Moore Wins Best Female Actor – Motion Picture – Musical/Comedy | 82nd Annual Golden Globes
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Imagine, you are checking out a patient but are unable to help because you are a primary care doctor and not a therapist (your son just invented that last week), and then the queen’s boy toy jester comes barging in, tells you to fuck off, kicks you out of your office, starts begging your patient to take part of the weapon that killed God Himself, then your patient disappears into thin air and the jester is violently and literally vaporized, leaving you covered in blood.
POV: your are Lirin Stormblessed
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fuck you *unstormlights your archives*
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Fanart for Shallan Davar from Stormlight Archive.
I love this girl so much! Please not spoilers for the latest book, I did not read it yet.
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Hi my name is kaladin herald radiant windrunner stormblessed and i can fly because im a knight radiant (that’s how i got my name) with luscious curly brown hair that reaches my mid-back and brown eyes and lots of people tell me i look like dalinar (AN: if you don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). im not related to jerizen but i wish i was because hes a major fucking hottie. im a herald but i dont have to be tortured on braize
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however i will say ive seen a lot of people being anti Adolin plotline saying it was boring etc and idc i love him i was engrossed every time we were in Azir and also the main times i felt emotions were because of Adolin give me MORE Adolin teaching people towers
finished wind and truth today........ i am disappointed i fear!
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finished wind and truth today........ i am disappointed i fear!
#wind and truth#cosmere#stormlight archive#spoilers in tags#main complaints are: i HATE pregnant shallan please let her have a BREAK#i also think lil gav's whole situation was stupid#also everything to do with the actual contest of champions felt underwhelming at best#also also the writing was weaker than all of the other books imo which is esp annoying as i LOVED RoW#however...... everything to do with rlain and renarin was incredible life changing etc etc#maybe when i sleep on it i'll come round to some of it but defo weakest stormlight book so far imo
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faith/buffy is real and never stopped being real
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"All you country boys saying you know hot to treat a woman right, well only a woman knows how to treat a woman right!" CHAPPELL ROAN on Saturday Night Live
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i’m like if a writer did not write and did other things instead
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