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i wonder what it's like to be emotionally stable. anyways [thinks about fictional characters to survive] i am fine
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I am afflicted by Nuance. I fear it may be terminal. well okay, not necessarily "terminal" per se, but
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i need people to understand that fundamentally when I say I want to watch something I mean that i will probably not watch that within the next 6 months but I think about it often
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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating
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women in STEM (shitty posture, tired all the time, eyebags, miserable)
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SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE ▸ 49.16 jumanji (xx)
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parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound
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What media should children be watching
they should have 10 vhs tapes they watch over and over again
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Did you know that they had a man holding rob so they wouldn’t fall over cause neither did I
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I just don’t caaaarreee. I don’t care. But I care a lot though I care SO much. But also I just don’t care at all and never have. But also I do and always will. Hope that helps
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Noooo don't get a tattoo it's so permanent blah blah blah my tattoo is whatever I want it to be and today it's an octopus
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i get so annoyed when people extend a word incorrectly. what do you mean you had a "hugeeeee" burger. dont you mean a huuuuge burger? are you saying "huge-eeeeeeeee" out loud huh??? you start buzzing like a damn mosquito? well i fucking kill those. so watch out
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