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me after seeing that fucking beaver

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My humor be as dry as my pussy

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“it’s simultaneously ominous, comforting and goes hard”

Babe chill the fuck out, it’s just mentos

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I just sold my copy of Warioware Twisted so I deleted my save data. This is what the game tells you afterward

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I’m back on my bullshit!

(Looking through PDHREC.com and opening tons of tabs for various commanders that I’m only slightly interested in building)

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Oh yeah, I’ll be working on that deck* tomorrow

*pulling cards in and out of boxes and adding random things to my online cart

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It’s almost 5 am and I have to work tomorrow but I just had to finish The Big Con

It’s so great, it’s beautiful and charming and funny and cute and weird and fascinating and engaging and I fucking loved every minute of it

I need more of Mighty Yell

I need more games like this

I need other people to play and love this game too

The Big Con is easily one of the best games I’ve ever played

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Mid-Nite Mood

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My toxic trait is that I think I could easily do any hobby I watch on YouTube

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Just once I want to be a college professor teaching a class but then I suddenly spot a man in a black suit in the back row of the lecture hall so I abruptly end class to have a very important discussion about the grim events of my past

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God, Drax is the ultimate wife guy and Peter Quill is the ultimate fuck boy

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Loki + Reductress headlines, part 52/?  

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+ rare bonus Avengers

Loki + tumblr [111/?]

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I’ll use my newfound powers to ensure that every drop of water that touches your ass is scalding hot

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Oh yeah, Purde Pete’s been racking up frequent flyer miles in my fucking nightmares

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I did not once put sunscreen on for that whole summer