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We need more trans guys who are fat and filthy gooners. It’s essential to the ecosystem.

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egg time

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Trans women will never be free until people stop having strong emotions about penises. Like we, as a society, have got to stop caring about dicks! Dicks have to stop symbolizing maleness, obviously, but they also have to stop symbolizing power, dominance, sexual agency and aggression, violence, and even sex itself. Like trans women can’t be free if the very conceptual presence of a penis represents an intrusion(!) of unwanted(!) sexuality(!) in public life. Like that’s why trans women are abhorrent to both male chauvinists and radical feminists, because both groups have extremely strong feelings about what a penis *represents*, and find the conceptual and actual presence of a woman with a penis to be simultaneously vile and nonsensical because they’ve loaded so much symbolic baggage onto both women and penises.

Anyway dicks are totally neutral body parts and seeing a dick, or a bulge in a swimsuit, or simply knowing that there’s a dick somewhere in the same bathroom as you isn’t harmful or violent

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reblog if you need a hug

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horny for knight husbandry. put a creature in that suit

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running a sanctuary for knights and adopting a really scared, standoffish one. getting it to trust you by handfeeding it until it associates you with food and then one day showing up without food to give it

it comes close because it knows you now and gently grabs your wrist with its tongue, nibbling on your hand for a bit as its tongue deftly weaves between your fingers and around your thumb looking for the little treat you always have. it doesn't find it so it releases your arm from its mouth and knocks you over, pinning your arms above your head and climbing on top of you as its tongue begins to quest over your face, hair, and ears because it knows you have food somewhere and it just has to find it

you are, of course, turned on from this, but the knight doesn't know that

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bioluminescent ovipositor 🤤

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parents be like "my daughter turned out completely fine!!" your son whines like a dog when he jerks off

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Me? Horny the second I wake up? It's more likely than you think

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A bit tired of almost only seeing skinny/muscled men so here's my take on forcemasc.

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actually getting pregnant? no. bad. awful. I do NOT want that!!

having them grunt in your ear how they're going to knock you the fuck up like the worthless breeding bitch you are while they pound you into the mattress before cumming deep inside of you? YES. YESYESYESYESYESYES. LITERALLY NOTHING BETTER. YESSSSS. THE BEST. YES PLEASE!!!

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how am i supposed to bounce on it when my back hurts. my knees hurt

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hello trans men. dont let anyone shame you out of your masculinity. ever. even if you normally respect their opinion.

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fat hairy transmascs who like to fuck nasty are everything to this community. reblog

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i heart dry humping

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Putting a condom on his strap so he can't get me pregnant