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i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]
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the first rule of being on the internet is you should have other stuff going on, besides being on the internet
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Guy who’s not gonna make it voice: it’s gonna be so awesome when I finally get what I want
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my corpse was found in the outskirts of town yesterday
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Everyone needs a sicko to bounce ideas off of. It's necessary to survive any fandom ever.
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in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character
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hey sexy what time do you plan on being done grieving
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if i was immortal killing myself would be my hobby and like i truly believe it would fix something in me. i do
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sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite
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i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone's like oh he's fallen into madness again, he'll be fine later i guess
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what if you were a BISEXUAL and your bf nearly DIES and then he leaves you to become JESUS and then your hot gf gets KIDNAPPED and your little sister becomes a DICTATOR and you grow a BEARD
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fascinating how grief makes you miss people who suck
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having a smart woman follow you back is so scary bc it’s like what if she finds out that im stupid
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need a polite way to say "im not engaging in a discussion on this topic with you because the conclusions you have reached are based on so many interwoven layers of misconceptions it would be easier to just like, hard reset your whole brain, just start over as a baby and try again"
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