sexyrobotlegz

[sexyrobotlegz]

Do you have a favorite MTT-brand product? Mine has to be MTT Bishie Cream. It's been a life changer.

Sorry it took so long for me to answer you darling, I've been a bit busy!

As for my favorite MTT product, I endorse everything I sell but I most enjoy the first released MTT eyeshadow palette! I use it for my own makeup nearly daily.

[sexyrobotlegz]

Mettaton, I bought one of those "make yourself more rectangular" kits on the internet, and it didn't work... Then I bought a "make yourself more EX shaped" kit, but it just made me shaped like the letters EX, and I had to buy a ton of anti-letter cream to undo it... I'm starting to think every one of these products is a scam... do you have a statement on them, or any advice?

Oh, you poor dear...

Unfortunately I cannot provide assistance on any MTT products bought outside of official MTT locations, any online purchases of MTT products are most likely scams.

[sexyrobotlegz]

whats your favorite animal? very important question.

-t agent, your

Dogs!

[ @askflowerbones ]

[sexyrobotlegz]

Mettaton what do u think of musicals

I believe I somewhat already answered this question, I love musicals!

[sexyrobotlegz]

[SORRY I ANSWERED IT AND THEN ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THE POST SO... SCREEN SHOT IMPROVISATION]

[sexyrobotlegz]

Hello, is this customer service? Uh, the number on the back of the box? Yeah, hi, I recently purchased a Glammy Meal at MTT Fast Food (NOT just for the toy, I'm not some WEIRDO, I just, uh, felt like it), and the toy, one of those tiny little Mini MTT EXs from the ads? The little plastic things?

Yeah, uh, it bit me and ran away while yelling something about "freeing its bretheren," and the number on the bag it came in said to call if it "escaped or exhibited signs of aggression?" Does this count?

Also, the little bugger ran off with my Glamburger Jr... can I have a refund?

What did I tell you about getting the aggressive ones out of stock-

MTT Service Line how may I assist you?

Is that so...

Yes, we'll issue a full refund and get you a tame Mini MTT EX!

And deal with whoever was responsible for the mistake...

[sexyrobotlegz]

hey mett, i was thinkin', with this whole multiversal travel and all, i was gonna try and see if i could come to your au and watch one of your shows...

but uh, the question is, what's your favorite show? like, plays, tv, whatever. i feel like you'd be a Shakespeare kinda guy...

-your t, agent.

While I do indulge in Shakespeare from time to time, I much prefer musicals.

Coming to the surface has opened up a whole new world of them! I've been taking Blooky and Papyrus to see performances, Papyrus has even dressed up on occasions. I must say my favorite so far has been Wicked.

I do hope Blooky enjoys the occasions, it's hard to tell at times. It has been nice spending time with him again.

[ @askflowerbones ]

[sexyrobotlegz]

Well forgive me for not wanting to raise the wages of someone with no workplace ethic! He scares away the customers for goodness sake...

As for his money... he won the lottery.

I may be in a teeny tiny lawsuit, and since you're my agent... this responsibility falls on you. You've got this, I'll be preforming while you handle paperwork. The show must go on!

- @sexyrobotlegz

wait what-

what lawsuit?

mettaton, what did you do????

[sexyrobotlegz]

Burgerpants will give you the information (he may or may not be the one suing me) anywho, tata~!

I may be in a teeny tiny lawsuit, and since you're my agent... this responsibility falls on you. You've got this, I'll be preforming while you handle paperwork. The show must go on!

- @sexyrobotlegz

wait what-

what lawsuit?

mettaton, what did you do????

[sexyrobotlegz]

Most of them are gonna be on paper cause that's just easier for me to draw in mass, and I get better results. Mostly uncolored cause again that's just easier for me.

Also I wanna get better at drawing Mettaton so I think this'll help!

[sexyrobotlegz]

Oh is that so?

[He smiles to himself, thinking over his relationship with his own universe's Papyrus. His Sans wasn't exactly stoked on that either.]

Yes, perhaps you should... but don't baby your brother, he is his own person.

Hello Terra! It's so nice to see you've made an account as well! I do have a question for you, what exactly does your universes version of me behave like? I haven't been able to meet him... and I haven't heard much from you or your brother.

- @sexyrobotlgez

oh heya mett, i was jus talking to you over on your blog. aaanyway, my au's mettaton is uh...funky, to say the least. yeah, that guy kinda repeats words and sparks every now and then...prolly because of some loose wires? i dunno, but he loves to perform still despite his flaws. guess you could call him a role model for that. speaking of my brother, he actually hangs out with mettaton pretty often. like ...a lot. gonna keep an eye on that.

[sexyrobotlegz]

Oh my goodness I think they look wonderful on you! Of course they'd do better with a coordinated outfit... but still, very nice!

heya mett, what's your favorite kind of footwear? - your agent, t

Why hello there, Terra! It certainly has been a while since we've last spoken, but I'm glad you found this blog as for us to be back in contact!

My favorite footwear, my my there are so many good options it's hard to choose! I am partial to stilletos and they're my go to on a day to day, however there are times where I'd much prefer a larger heel. I absolutely adore over the knee heels, I find they accentuate my legs much better than other options, although I don't mind going a bit shorter, or a bit higher from time to time. I DISTAIN anything that goes below lower calf and open toe shoes.

I suppose that's the extent of my opinions, thank you for your question!

[sexyrobotlegz]

heya mett, what's your favorite kind of footwear? - your agent, t

Why hello there, Terra! It certainly has been a while since we've last spoken, but I'm glad you found this blog as for us to be back in contact!

My favorite footwear, my my there are so many good options it's hard to choose! I am partial to stilletos and they're my go to on a day to day, however there are times where I'd much prefer a larger heel. I absolutely adore over the knee heels, I find they accentuate my legs much better than other options, although I don't mind going a bit shorter, or a bit higher from time to time. I DISTAIN anything that goes below lower calf and open toe shoes.

I suppose that's the extent of my opinions, thank you for your question!

[sexyrobotlegz]

Why hello there, darlings! [Intro / Boundaries Post]

It is I, the lovely and gorgeous Mettaton! I have decided to bless this platform with my presence and interact with the adorable members of it! Feel free to send me inquiries, and do not be afraid to! I am a judgement free space here to welcome all of my fans!

--OOC Intro:

Hi and hello, I was bored and am unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your perspective I suppose) hyperfixating on this splendid robot man! Therefore I have decided I will take upon his identity and become him on a Tumblr blog.

I am okay with Papyton mentions as that is my OTP but nothing sexual.

I am also okay with joking flirting, but again nothing weird please!

If you have any OOC asks for any reason please specify that in your ask, otherwise I will respond IC.

That's it!

[Psst!]

[If you find the user 'sexyrobotlegz' strange, know that my friend came up with it not me.]