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neils inner monologue throughout the whole series

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nothing will ever be a better roast than “Kevin and I talk about your intricate and endless daddy issues all the time” imo neil really ate w that one

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stop mischaracterizing Neil and Andrew as grumpy x sunshine

if Andrew is the lighting

Neil is the thunder

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FOXES AS THE MILEY CYRUS X CONVERSE SHOES COLLECTION

Andrew (obviously)

Do I need to say anything?? These platforms are huge and he obviously needs them.

Neil

Listen, he has the same pair of armbands as Andrew so might as well get opposite shoes to match (he needs the platforms too)

Renee

Baby pink to match with the pastels in her hair. She just is THAT low-rise converse girl I don't make the rules.

Allison

It's pink. It's white. It has glitter. It's fashionable. It's hightop converse and kinda matches with Renee so obviously they are for her.

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aftg is a slow burn romance but only the second time you read it. the first time you read it it’s this dark action book about violent sports and serial killers and the mafia and then ‘that doesn’t mean i wouldn’t blow you’ hits like a slap in the face.

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The one time Kevin Day genuinely laughed during an interview on national TV was when there was a rumour about who Andrew Minyard's husband was and they thought it was him.

Kevin spent 5 legit minutes losing his shit in front of everyone and the whole nation just to say: oh fuck no that's for Neil to live through.

Good one Kevin .

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Andrew Minyard my beloved 

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Reblog and put in the tags any song lyrics that deeply resonate with you.

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kevjean, methinks

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the sky’s overcast and i’m sorry.

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happy birthday to Andrew Minyard, who suffered and fought and tried and trusted and promised and loved and lived against all odds.

happy birthday to Andrew Minyard, who claims his Exy career is all a begrudging farce, but can only just about hide his satisfaction at being the very best goalie in the league.

happy birthday to Andrew Minyard, who spoils his cats rotten and complains every single day about their bratty tendencies, as though it is not entirely fault of his own for giving them the princess treatment.

happy birthday to Andrew Minyard, who struggled navigating friendships beyond trades and deals, but watches every single one of Kevin’s matches without fail, and sends Renee silly postcards all the way to the peace-corps, and buys the Boyd-Wilds children an obscene amount of candy, and watches shitty reality television with Allison whenever she comes to stay.

happy birthday to Andrew Minyard, who has been let down by adults of authority his entire life, but barbecues under the summer sun with Wymack, and taste-tests festive hot cocoa with Bee, and darts out of the kitchen when Abby chides him for snacking on the cranberry sauce before thanksgiving dinner.

happy birthday to Andrew Minyard, who once flinched at the sentiment of family, but drinks pretend tea with Aaron and Katelyn’s twins, and took on the role of best man at their wedding, and now fully understands what it means to have and to be a brother.

happy birthday to Andrew Minyard, who never had a reliable legal guardian, but one day looks Nicky in the eye and offers him a simple thanks–there is no provided context, but Nicky tears up because he knows.

happy birthday to Andrew Minyard, who once believed he was too corrosive and jagged and broken a puzzle piece to fit into any jigsaw, and yet, inexplicably, slotted perfectly beside Neil. Andrew thinks soulmates are bullshit, but he can’t help but muse over what a divinity born fucking wonder Neil is.

happy birthday to Andrew Minyard, who learnt to trust and to confess and to allow himself to be seen. who bared every raw inch of himself because he wanted to and isn’t that fucking something.

happy birthday to Andrew Minyard, who takes every inch of tenderness and affection and care and love he is offered with cautious hope and slowly but surely begins to realise that his place in the world is not, and never will be, a mistake. that he is deserving and he belongs and he is worth every inch of bizarre, brilliant goodness he encounters.

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girlie stop scrolling through tumblr you are one second away from crumbling under academic pressure

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I just realized "cake gate disaster" as in like... RWRB Cake Gate Disaster??? Genius!!?

🤣 yeah that's where it's from! You are the first person who noticed that, well done.

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why are gay books so sad

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hey so alex and henry’s first call was about turkeys right? and then shortly after that alex called henry about his mess of a family christmas yeah?

so in a way they bonded over turkeys and trauma

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cannot stop thinking about them !!! cries

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god