sexy-senpai-blog
yes you can touch my abs
hey sexy senpai here throwin' water bottles at cameras and ruining expensive equipment since i hit puberty. i'm on the swim team and i'm the "nice guy" but nobody knows that i actually fucking hate everyone i was just born with this face don't blame me for being beautiful. and no i will not notice you so don't ask.
serious rps are under the tag "rp" and dumb joke ones are under the tag "ask" or my "text" tag. i track the tags "noticemesexysenpai" and "sexysenpai".
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tokidoracrimesyndicate replied to your post: I FUCKING HATE MY HOUSE BECAUSE RANDOMLY A DOOR...
no it’s me climbin thru the windows snatchin yo people up
i am calling the police
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I FUCKING HATE MY HOUSE BECAUSE RANDOMLY A DOOR UPSTAIRS WILL JUST SHUT ON IT'S OWN AND I'M HOME ALONE AND A DOOR JUST CLOSED AND I JUMPED AND SO DID THE DOG AND I KNOW IT'S JUST THE AIR OR W/E BUT FUCKIN HELL WHY
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can i borrow it
i’m gonna fuckin shit on everything
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i'm also scared of getting pregnant which is another reason i don't like bottoming. :(
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because i need to poop really bad and toilets are for nerds
i’m gonna fuckin shit on everything
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my sister had to tell me boys don't get periods she had to show me videos and text books and everything
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one time i sat on a strawberry and i started crying because i thought i started my period
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you don't count
people assume i’m a christian because of my proper upbringing and nice guy attitude but no i am a satanist did that shock you it shocked my mom too oh wait SHE’S DEAD
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people assume i'm a christian because of my proper upbringing and nice guy attitude but no i am a satanist did that shock you it shocked my mom too oh wait SHE'S DEAD
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SHE'S DEAD BECAUSE A BACK DOOR MURDERED HER
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holy shit my finn/kida wig could work as shota's hair i'm gonna throw a shitty shota cosplay together tomorrow and make shota poses by my pool and none of you fuckers can stop me
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you don't have a choice
fuck you baja blast is the bees knees
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this is going to be the cover to my biography
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