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Harry: I support woman’s wrongs

Harry: kill him, Susan

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Hermione: every answer can be found in a book

Hermione: and if there isn’t a book with every answer in it, THEN I WILL WRITE IT!

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Harry: how do I politely tell someone that I want to hit their face with a brick several times?

Luna: one wishes to acquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edged object fundamentally used in the construction of walls, repeatedly

Severus: that was a cry for therapy from both of you 

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*Severus causally bleeding out on the ground*

Mavis: is he going to be okay?

Tonks: yes, just keep on applying pressure

Mavis leaning closer to Severus: if you die, Harry, Theo, Susan, and Luna will have no supervision

Tonks: not like that!

Mavis: it’s true!

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Harry: so that’s my plan

Jasper: are you alright with constructive criticism? We don’t want to sound mean.

Harry: no, go ahead. I want to hear it

Rosalie: it fucking sucks

Harry: that’s not constructive criticism

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Theo: you’ve become soft

Harry: pardon?

Theo: you’ve softened your demeanor and I don’t like it

Harry: why don’t you mind your own business and shut the fuck up?

Theo: that’s bett- *gets hexed by Harry*

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Severus: did you know that crows remember faces of people who are mean to them?

1st year Harry: no, but now this is going to be my personality for the rest of my life.

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Steve: I have one brain cell and it bounces around my skull like a windows screensaver

Steve: when it bounces perfectly into the corner I experience a thought

*this is how Tony views Steve in LSMH*

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Severus at some point: alcohol doesn’t solve any problem, but neither does tea

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Harry: fool me once, I’m gonna kill you

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Harry: I don’t think we can maneuver, mansplain, or manipulate our way through this, my dear

Fred: what do you think we should do, darling?

Harry: manslaughter

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Harry: dad, do you have any talent besides getting into trouble all the time?

Tony: multitasking is my second name; I can disappoint several dozen people at once

Harry: so it’s hereditary in our family…

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Bobby: Honestly, you’re doing a lot better than I expected

Harry: it feels like all I managed to do is not die

Bobby: it’s a remarkably rare skill to have as a Winchester

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Harry, in the backseat: you tricked me!

Bucky, driving: I deceived you, “trick” make it sound like we have a friendly relationship

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Dean: I can’t believe you just ran off on your own like that!

Harry: Really? What part of that was out of character for me?

Dean: …fair enough

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Timmy ranting during a Death Eater meeting: I am not “full of hate” as if I were some passive container

Timmy, continuing: I am a generator of hate and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.