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hello tags !! exciting news, we’re already halfway to the finish line !! three apps in our submission, five characters in total. if you ask me, i think it’s a perfect time for you to drop what you’re doing and take step into my office. what do you have to lose ??

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Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You’re no longer part of the System. You’re above the System. Over it. Beyond it. Have you got what it takes to be apart of the 'Men in Black'? Come check us out! We're an appless MiB RPG!

Thanks a lot! Will do!

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“Do you know what witness marks are? They’re scars.”

Sideblog to worldoftheskeptic

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MEN IN BLACK (1997) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

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I kinda miss agent K but it's really difficult to run more than one rp blog. If you want me I'm on discord, btw. Just message me if you want it.

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official alien emoji ranking

because these posts are excellent and i want 2 feel valid

a strong beginner! the shine in his round eyes adds something to the mystery. however his smile feels wrong somehow, and his lack of pointed chin leaves a lot to be desired. 8/10

the apple emoji, but without the distinctive shine. somehow the point is Worse, and the border feels unrealistic. 6/10

uncomfortable mint green… microsofts black border for once actually lends something to the emoji, but the shines in his eyes feel too round. plus, i think they’re facing two different directions. odd green lips, but hes a handsome lad. 5/10

the first presence of a nose! the gradient of blue to green is a beautiful artistic choice. i miss the shiny eyes, but these eyes have Depth. have Character. i would stare into those eyes and it would feel like staring into the void. he feels very serious. he has some business to attend to and it may or may not be probing me. perfect shape 10/10

more of a frog than an alien. his smile taunts me. 2/10

why are his eyes so… stretched? friend, what did they do to you? this is not an alien i enjoy. void quality is decent though and i like the simplicity. 3/10

disgusting nose. does he have a beard? is that 5 o clock shadow? will his stubble scratch me when he abducts me? who designed this emoji. 5/10 for expressive yet simple eyes.

i cant help but feel threatened by yet another frog-alien hybrid. lime green doesn’t suit you darling. also features the twitter stretched eyes. combines all the worst features of the others. 3/10 because of the highlight. i like that

emojidex…. this feels like what the try hard art kid would draw if your teacher told you to draw an alien. i am that kid. 100/10 very realistic. id let him probe me if you know what i mean

asymmetry is an interesting choice. shading is superior to some we’ve had prior. very large eyes. i feel like hes trying to tell me something…. 7/10

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could have been drawing literally anything but this crusty old maymay Jay won, Bee was a dangerously close second, Kay placed third, L was helping X but he insisted he knew what he was doing and quickly went bankrupt (she’s very thankful the game is over), Alpha’s in jail, and Edwin’s reffing the whole thing (or more accurately, riffing).

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Kay paused. Somehow his demeanor became more serious than before. 

"We at the Men In Black will harm no life form without a damn good reason. That is a guarantee."

[Agent K]

“Don’t know if I’d be so sure. People believe in all kinds of things in New York.” That might explain the cold snap.

Kay prodded at a small touch screen set into the dashboard, the newest update to the standard issue LTD. The name Emma Swan appeared letter by letter as Kay’s too-large fingers hit the keyboard. 

This woman had to have a file somewhere.

“You’ve yet to tell me who you work for,” she watches Kay search for Emma on the console computer. ���The last time an organization found out about our world good people lost their lives. I hope I’m right to trust you.”

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"I don't particularly like to brag about it. Never needed to carry at the post office." Kay shrugged. He ran a tight ship, but people were mostly civil.

"No, ma'am, I don't believe you did. What is it you used to do for a living?"

k a y .

“U.S. Marshal.” Kay couldn’t remember if he’d said state or U.S., but it didn’t really matter so long as the lie held up. In fact, he was beginning to wonder if the lie mattered at all, however, he’d stick with it until he could contact Zed. If Zed was still alive.

To gain trust, he decided to build on the lie. “Used to be in the military, retired and switched jobs. I actually went into the postal service for a year or so.“ 

“I feel like someone should have been concerned with how great you are with a gun when putting you in a job at the post office,” Lisa quipped, “I mean, they don’t call it ‘going postal’ without a good reason, do they?”

But she knew she was lucky. How many people ended up with a companion at the end of the world that had such a long history of badass careers – minus the post office job. 

“Did I ever tell you what I did?”

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the two times Steve Rogers aka Captain America kisses a Carter lady (first Peggy, then Sharon)…..followed by hilarious reactions xD

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Now following @captainwithagrin, @ricksmybitch, and my other mutuals from worldoftheskeptic 

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I’m having a difficult week with my brain. Sorry for my absence lately (more on my side blogs than here). Feel free to send memes if you want, I’ll try to check out new followers blogs soon but I’m on mobile right now.

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Look, I don’t even know where to begin because I’m not about to speak up over the voices of black roleplayers - ESPECIALLY young black roleplayers, whose fuckin lives are hard enough growing up, growing up black, growing up in this racist ass culture of ours, just trying to live their lives and have fun, and don’t need to have THIS SHIT heaped upon them - but if anyone thinks that it’s a good ass idea to drop the N word - HARD ASS ‘ER’ AND ALL - into anyone’s but god ESPECIALLY BLACK RPERS - asks then jesus fuck 

you do not belong here. leave.

and if you think that’s it’s not a big deal? 

you do not belong here. leave.

this place is not for you, these people are not for you to harass. if for a single second you’re ANNOYED at seeing this on the dash (again, and again you think, annoyed that this is interrupting your OTP, your fun, your ‘anxious free’ time, your safe space) then

you do not belong here. leave.

you cannot take the safety away from others with your actions (worse still, inactions) and complain about the lack of your own. I implore you to hit the fucking delete button because, and i cannot reiterate this:

you do not belong here. leave.

and as an aside, if anyone (especially black muns) needs to talk and to be listened to, i’m here for you to just let go. i know my damn place, and my voice is not above yours in this matter. on a similar note, I 100% take a good ol’ “shut the fuck up” to heart if I do happen to overstep my boundaries. 

black muns, YOUNG BLACK MUNS, don’t need this. 

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"U.S. Marshal." Kay couldn't remember if he'd said state or U.S., but it didn't really matter so long as the lie held up. In fact, he was beginning to wonder if the lie mattered at all, however, he'd stick with it until he could contact Zed. If Zed was still alive.

To gain trust, he decided to build on the lie. "Used to be in the military, retired and switched jobs. I actually went into the postal service for a year or so." 

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What he had said he did for a living didn’t exactly match up with the way he was surviving in this new world. When most people would completely lose it at the sights of the world under destruction from the newly resurrected dead and the alien invaders that had managed to overthrow many a military action to destroy them once and for all. Somehow, her new companion had managed to keep it all together when most would have unravelled.

“– what did you say you did for a living again?”

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“All this trust is just making me tear up.”

"Uh huh. Don't ruin your shirt."