sevenxvirtuesx

[sevenxvirtuesx]

PROMPTS FOR COMFORTABLE INTIMACY *  adjust as necessary, send 'reverse' for the reversal of the prompt

[ settle ] sender sits on receiver's lap and gets comfortable

[ sling ] sender slings an arm around receiver's shoulder

[ pinch ] sender affectionately pinches receiver's cheek

[ ruffle ] sender ruffles receiver's hair

[ recline ] sender joins receiver on their chair and snuggles against them

[ hand ] sender takes receiver's hand while driving

[ knee ] sender lays a hand on receiver's leg while driving

[ clean ] sender reaches up to wipe something off receiver's face

[ tie ] sender adjusts receiver's tie

[ collar ] sender smooths out receiver's collar

[ tickle ] sender starts tickling receiver

[ piggyback ] sender gives receiver a piggyback ride

[ pick up ] sender scoops receiver up into their arms and holds them as they walk

[ guide ] sender places a hand on receiver's hip and guides them through a crowded room

[ smudge ] sender cleans lipstick off receiver's face

[ gun ] in the midst of a stand-off, sender reaches over and gently guides receiver's gun down, making them lower it

[ behind ] sender comes up to receiver from behind and wraps their arms around their waist

[ nuzzle ] sender leans in and nuzzles their face into receiver's neck

[ relax ] sender rests their head on receiver's shoulder while they talk

[ arms ] sender hooks their arm with receiver's as they walk

[ itch ] sender assists receiver with an itch they can't reach

[ catch ] receiver starts to fall, so sender reaches out and catches them

[ calm down ] sender pets receiver's hair and tries to soothe them after a scary situation

[ check ] sender checks receiver's temperature by placing the back of their hand against receiver's forehead, trying to see if they're sick

[ tuck ] sender tucks receiver into bed

[ feed ] sender offers a forkful of food out to receiver, helping them eat

[ undress ] sender helps receiver undress

[ shoes ] sender helps receiver put on their shoes

[ intent ] sender leans their forehead against receiver's

[ bathe ] sender helps receiver wash themselves in a bath

[ shower ] sender helps receiver wash themselves in a shower

[ assist ] sender finds receiver has fallen down, so they rush to their aid and help them stand again

[ bed ] sender helps receiver into bed

[ greet ] sender greets receiver with quick kisses to each of their cheeks

[ high five ] sender gives receiver a congratulatory high five

[ makeup ] sender helps receiver apply makeup

[ injury ] sender cleans receiver's wound and patches it up

[ seek ] sender reaches for receiver's hand and laces their fingers

[ surprise ] sender sneaks up behind receiver and places their hands over their eyes, wanting them to guess who it is

[ walk ] sender helps receiver walk by staying by their side and holding onto them

[sevenxvirtuesx]

Starter Call

Looking to write, and basically just to put Yuki out there so… yup. Like for a starter.

[sevenxvirtuesx]

she could understand why he would like to come here - and why it also might not be his first stop when on a splurge. you could buy more here, but the quality of some things weren't great, and could be off brand. it wasn't exactly up-market and cool.

but yuki couldn't actually afford to buy things without working overtime and that meant it was pretty decent to her. she could beg and ask for money from the brothers and in most cases may receive something (though if she asked anyone except lucifer, they would likely go to him for their finances). but it felt a little rubbish to do that, and a lot better to be independent. that's how she had to be when back living amongst the humans in her realm.

she was a good saver - except when staring this much temptation in the face.

she gave a bright grin, joining him by the candy. she picked up a box and a packet of two different, assorted candies. both looked good, but she opted for the box. yuki sent him a bright grin, stating, "for these prices i won't complain. you get whatcha pay for and this ain't luxury. but it tastes good. and i can get a lot."

which sort of went agains them being cheap.

and so the box of candy was held in her arms alongside some of her painting supplies. "there anything you're wanting to pick up? you could grab some snacks for later."

She would absolutely regret saying that. She was shopping with the Avatar of Greed, after all, and that translated to permission to splurge. It wasn't his money, and old habits did scream in his ear to bleed her dry, but his heart demanded the opposite.

Yuki wasn't a silly human meant to entertain and spoil him. She did both regardless, but he didn't keep her around for that alone.

"This is one'a my favorite places to go when I wanna spend pocket change." Nothing on the shelf required him to pull Goldie out, though his fingers did itch. Later, he promised himself. He would pop into another shop and buy something pricey for her as thanks for spending the evening with him.

Taking his sweet time, Mammon gradually made his way down the length of one shelf. "Anythin' catch your eye? The candy over there is pretty good. Not sure why they ain't chargin' more for it when it tastes like a pro made it."

[sevenxvirtuesx]

❝ I am what the boomers like to call a "delinquent". ❞ ψ( ` ∇ ´ )ψ

Misc. Quotes. Toxicita - accepting

"the boomers are totally right," she responded, sipping on her soda. she gave a completely serious nod, face set and not moving at all.

but she could only keep up an act for so long, and she quickly turned to look at him with a grin. "man, boomers can be the worst. don't worry, i reckon they just have a totally different idea of fun from us."

she paused, thinking over her words... before glancing back over at him. eyeing him up, really. yuki gave an amused grin (practically a smirk), and said, "woah, woah, actually... what the hell did you do to make a boomer call you a delinquent? i mean, their standards of delinquency is sort of breathing out of turn but really-- you? what did you do?"

answered ask ft yuki & eiji

@solivcgant

[sevenxvirtuesx]

PROMPTS FROM SCOTT PILGRIM vs. THE WORLD *  assorted dialogue from the 2010 film, adjust as necessary

when i'm around you, i kind of feel like i'm on drugs. not that i do drugs. unless you do drugs, in which case i do them all the time. all of them.

does that mean we can make out?

i skimmed it.

is there anywhere you don't work?

we are here to sell out and make money and stuff.

hey, so can this not be a one night stand?

there's more than one kind?

you've got mail.

i know i can be hard to be around sometimes. i totally understand if you don't want to hang anymore.

you will pay for your insolence.

break out the l-word.

that was a joke.

what the hell...

it's amazing what we can do with computers these days.

we have an unfinished business.

what did you have in mind?

i think garlic bread would have to be my favorite all-time food.

what do you play?

it's not a race, guys!

go ahead. i'm too cool for you anyway.

i'm so happy for you.

that's kind of a big question.

this is good garlic bread.

guess who's drunk!

you'll pay for your crimes against humanity!

you have a band?

i love this song!

what's the website for that?

we're terrible. please come.

don't you talk to me about grammar!

i know you have reasons for not wanting to talk about your past.

did you make some of those up?

i could eat it for every meal.

this is impossible! how can this be?

this is only my first offense. don't i get three strikes?

did you really see a future with this girl?

step up your game.

how are you doing that with your mouth?

it's milk and eggs, bitch.

bread makes you fat?

wait, can i get your number?

they have not started playing yet.

i want you to know that i don't care about any of that stuff.

we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff.

what kind of tea do you want?

you are incorrigible.

you used to be so nice.

what's that? you're outside?

oh, well, that's not that bad.

you know what really sucks? everything.

didn't you get my email explaning the situation?

i know you play mysterious and aloof just to avoid getting hurt.

i have to go pee due to boredom.

call us when you're done.

i've never even kissed a guy before.

he just left.

that was a test, and you passed.

i don't know the meaning of the word.

if you want something bad, you have to fight for it.

if i peed my pants, would you pretend that i just got wet from the rain?

do you have any embarrassing stories?

you made me swallow my gum! that's going to be in my digestive tract for seven years!

everything does suck.

why can't we have our own secret shows?

sounds like someone wants to get funky.

so what you're saying is we're dating?

[sevenxvirtuesx]

𝐓 𝐎 𝐗 𝐈 𝐂 𝐈 𝐓 𝐀

A compilation of things a muse of mine has said. Ranges from 100% seriousness to absolute chaos (but mostly chaos). Change pronouns / etc. when sending as needed.

tw for drinking/alcohol mentions, suggestive content, violence mentions, lots of swearing / insults, other non-PG shenanigans.

❝ Get the heart eyes away from me. ❞

❝ I can't help it, I'm just too hot. ❞

❝ Was I supposed to NOT be mean? ❞

❝ I am what the boomers like to call a "delinquent". ❞

❝ Just think before you say anything, "would I say this to [name] for fun", and if the answer is yes, do not say that shit to her. ❞

❝ Aw, did that hurt your little feelings? ❞

❝ Oh dear god, what torture are you going to put me through now? ❞

❝ Words cannot express how much I hate the words that I just read with my own two eyes. ❞

❝ Call me [nickname] again and I'll break your face. ❞

❝ If you turn that into a sex joke I swear to god — ❞

❝ Cursed. Horrible. Disappointing. ❞

❝ Adorable that you think you're worth the effort. ❞

❝ The only kink here is gonna be the one in your fucking spine. ❞

❝ One, I'm not your babe. Two, I will fucking strangle you. ❞

❝ Do you have a death wish or something? ❞

❝ Feel like doing something ridiculous? ❞

❝ I feel like this is what happens before someone walks into an intervention. ❞

❝ My entire support system is having a crisis right now. ❞

❝ I'm just not ready to deal with it right now. ❞

❝ I'm not gonna try to fix things and get myself in another fight as a consequence. ❞

❝ I fucked up and kinda shut down before I could. ❞

❝ I don't know how to make this right. ❞

❝ Maybe he's better off without me. ❞

❝ You went right back to blaming me for everything the first chance you got. ❞

❝ I imagine it's hard for you to feel sorry for anyone at all. ❞

❝ I can't catch a fucking break. ❞

❝ I actually liked the idea that we could maybe be friends and move past everything, but you're always going to think the worst of me. ❞

❝ I guess I did ruin everything, didn't I? ❞

❝ I needed to win to prove to myself that I could do it. ❞

❝ No no, this one is actually a good idea! ❞

❝ See, this is why you're perfect for each other. ❞

❝ Maybe he'll be more receptive to it if you're there. Or at least less hostile about it. ❞

❝ I think you're probably the only person who could get through to him on this. ❞

❝ I've had to do a lot of things I didn't want to do to try to get by. I get what that's like. ❞

❝ You're not a snack, you're a whole damn meal. Don't be humble. ❞

❝ Soooo I might have done something. ❞

❝ He's too much of a petty bitch for that. ❞

❝ I'm going to terrorize him. ❞

❝ Guess I better get the bullying out of my system before then. ❞

❝ Wow, that's like, third base. ❞

❝ Hold my [object] while I kick ass for you. ❞

❝ You're the cutest duck, though. ❞

❝ That's the option with the least violence. ❞

❝ You're probably the only person I trust that much. ❞

❝ Okay that was cute, you can have a kiss for that one. ❞

❝ Um, that's me. I'm the Precious here. ❞

❝ I'm a scam of a person. ❞

❝ Don't worry, I'm sure all her murder energy is focused on [name]. ❞

❝ Want me to make mean faces at them? ❞

❝ There is something and I need you for impulse control. Or you can enable me, that's cool too. ❞

❝ Yeah but like, we're little shits by choice. He's a little shit out of hatred or spite or whatever the fuck fuels him to act like this. ❞

❝ I'm pretty sure my brain stopped working several times. ❞

❝ It's scandalous! I mean we're just SO wholesome and innocent. ❞

❝ People might start to think we're in love or something. ❞

❝ Getting kicked out of [location] sounds fun. ❞

❝ They are looking at me with their EYES. ❞

❝ . . . I've never seen that. ❞

❝ The trauma is half the fun. I'm just melodramatic. ❞

❝ Don't tell me how to breathe, mouth breather. ❞

❝ Why were you listening you fucking creature !? ❞

❝ Dude go to fucking therapy, I'm not even kidding. ❞

❝ I need to bleach my brain. ❞

❝ It was for safety purposes you nasty bastard! ❞

❝ Dishonor on you, gambling satan! ❞

❝ I don't know how you're still alive. ❞

❝ You call me the antichrist and accuse me of being pregnant at least three times per month. He gives me hugs and pizza. ❞

❝ No you're right, I set my expectations too high. ❞

❝ Why did you bet on THIS of all things oh my fucking god??? ❞

❝ Everyone's always like "[name] you have daddy issues" but I have no dad to have issues with so??? ❞

❝ I will beat you to death with your own limbs. ❞

❝ You Gary Busey lookin' bitch. ❞

❝ We have to watch you guys make bedroom eyes at each other all the time, we just want it to stop. ❞

❝ You use my horny behavior against me, it's only fair I get to use yours against you. ❞

❝ I have no sense of self preservation. It's why I get into so many fights. ❞

❝ Glad to know you approve of horrendously spiteful revenge tactics. ❞

❝ I may talk shit but I do worry about you. ❞

❝ Oh, I'm completely vile. I'm well aware. ❞

❝ At least I don't look like I got hit by a school bus because the driver thought you were a threat to the children on board. ❞

❝ Why are you the way that you are? I hate so much about the things you choose to be. ❞

❝ Well maybe you should, I don't know, talk to him about his trauma before you give him sex advice? Seems a bit out of order. ❞

❝ [name], don't touch my baby boy! ❞

❝ Did he drop kick my son !? ❞

❝ You told me you dropped [name/object] down the stairs, I do not trust you. ❞

❝ Say sike right now !! ❞

❝ Is this actually happening?? Am I having an aneurysm???? ❞

❝ I feel like this was a big accomplishment, we came out of this with no attempted murder. So it's a win. ❞

❝ Maybe we DO have the power of god and anime on our side. ❞

❝ I don't know if I trust you two drinking around each other. ❞

❝ I said behave oh my fucking god. ❞

❝ Do it for Voltron! ❞

❝ You like [food/brand/name], you clearly have no taste. ❞

❝ No breaking of the sacred pinky oath! ❞

❝ That was so stupid, but thanks for the attempted save. ❞

❝ I'm gonna hit you in the dick with a car while listening to the Power Rangers theme song, and I'm gonna have so much fun doing it, dickhead. ❞

❝ The rules are reasonable. The problem is that I am unreasonable and I know I will break them. ❞

[sevenxvirtuesx]

"i have no idea how this place can sell things for cheap. i mean, it's basic economics, and i don't understand it at all. but i love it."

well, love was the wrong word, but she was definitely happy at being able to afford the various items she'd picked up. it was pretty nice to find even the devildom had a general store with insane discounts (though judging from the condition of some of the items, which appeared secondhand, she wondered if it wasn't economics making things cheap, but 'stealing').

"we have dollar stores back home kinda like this. well, sort of like this..." the range here was a bit more EXOTIC for sure. but she was still able to pick up candy and her art supplies from this store, and there were some questionable ornaments and jewellery that had caught her eye for their strangeness.

"so i guess this little shopping trip is on me today!"

oh, she'd probably regret saying that.

a starter from yuki ; @xamassed

[sevenxvirtuesx]

Starter Call

Looking to write, and basically just to put Yuki out there so… yup. Like for a starter.

[sevenxvirtuesx]

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE STARTERS

i’m going to go ahead and cut you off right there, because i don’t give a shit.

what the fuck, is all i have to say to that.

i was born in the darkness

you have a very different definition of fun

do you think we’re gonna die here tonight?

let’s get the fuck out of here

can you even look at least a little bit worried?

oh, you’ve out dumbed yourself.

you do what you gotta do and i’ll do what i gotta do.

if you don’t believe then there’s nothing for you to be afraid of, right?

when’s the last time you ever walked into the dark woods?

give me a heads up if you start to feel murderous, i would appreciate that

one of these times we’re gonna die

i just heard a scream

well, if we just make it seem like we’re in on it, like… we’re here for the cult stuff

we’re here for the cult stuff, we saw the ad on craigslist!

you need to chill, you need to chill out

as we snuff these candles so too do we snuff you from this mortal world, you fucking wimp

you know what? i’m not trying to scare you, but i got a bad feeling about this one

you wanna play? let’s fucking play

do try to kill me

are you even human?

sound like a fair deal?

[sevenxvirtuesx]

RANDOM ACTS OF SERVICE SYMBOL PROMPTS

ₓ ˚ .   ୭   ˚ ○ ◦ ˚     inspired from these few lists. as always, some triggering content may be present! change any pronouns to better suit your muse(s) needs!     ˚ ◦ ○ ˚   ୧   . ˚ ₓ

+   ADD “REVERSE” FOR THE  ( RECEIVER )  TO PERFORM THE ACTION TO/FOR THE  ( SENDER )

📄     :     ( SENDER )  pays a bill before  ( RECEIVER )  gets to it.

🍳     :     ( SENDER )  makes breakfast for  ( RECEIVER )

🧺     :     ( SENDER )  washes + puts away  ( RECEIVER )  clothes.

🧁     :     ( SENDER )  makes  ( RECEIVER )  favourite treat.

👔     :     ( SENDER )  irons  ( RECEIVER )  work clothes for them.

🔑     :     ( SENDER )  helps with some of  ( RECEIVER )  chores.

🍏     :     ( SENDER )  packs  ( RECEIVER )  lunch for the day.

☕     :     ( SENDER )  makes coffee for  ( RECEIVER )

🚘     :     ( SENDER )  washes  ( RECEIVER )  car.

📞     :     ( SENDER )  schedule  ( RECEIVER )  appointment for them.

⛽     :     ( SENDER )  fills  ( RECEIVER )  car with gas.

🤍     :     ( SENDER )  forgives  ( RECEIVER )  for something they’ve done.

🖤     :     ( SENDER )  apologizes to  ( RECEIVER )  for something they’ve done.

🙏     :     ( SENDER )  lets  ( RECEIVER )  know they’re appreciated.

💡     :     ( SENDER )  encourages  ( RECEIVER )  on an anxious matter.

🎁     :     ( SENDER )  buys a surprise gift for  ( RECEIVER )

📚     :     ( SENDER )  teaches  ( RECEIVER )  something.

🔨     :     ( SENDER )  helps  ( RECEIVER )  with a household project.

📍     :     ( SENDER )  drives  ( RECEIVER )  to their desired location.

🍽     :     ( SENDER )  does the dishes for  ( RECEIVER )

🛏     :     ( SENDER )  makes the bed for  ( RECEIVER )

🧦     :     ( SENDER )  puts on  ( RECEIVER )  socks.

👠     :     ( SENDER )  puts on  ( RECEIVER )  shoes for them.

🦶     :     ( SENDER )  takes off  ( RECEIVER )  shoes for them.

🥡     :     ( SENDER )  picks up  ( RECEIVER )  food + delivers it to them.

🍝     :     ( SENDER )  cooks  ( RECEIVER )  favourite meal.

🌿     :     ( SENDER )  mows the lawn for  ( RECEIVER )

👜     :     ( SENDER )  organizes  ( RECEIVER )  drawers or closet.

🛁     :     ( SENDER )  bathes  ( RECEIVER )

💤     :     ( SENDER )  lets  ( RECEIVER )  sleep in.

🎶     :     ( SENDER )  shares a music playlist made for  ( RECEIVER )

🎧     :     ( SENDER )  shares a podcast playlist made for  ( RECEIVER )

✅     :     ( SENDER )  fulfils a favour  ( RECEIVER )  asked of them.

🔥     :     ( SENDER )  gives  ( RECEIVER )  a warm towel after their shower.

🛒     :     ( SENDER )  returns with groceries for  ( RECEIVER )

🪚     :     ( SENDER )  completes a task  ( RECEIVER )  planned to do.

🌹     :     ( SENDER )  surprises  ( RECEIVER )  with a date/outing.

🥐     :     ( SENDER )  brings  ( RECEIVER )  breakfast in bed.

🧹     :     ( SENDER )  cleans up a room in  ( RECEIVER )  house for them.

🩰     :     ( SENDER )  goes to + watches an event  ( RECEIVER )  participates in.

🗑     :     ( SENDER )  takes  ( RECEIVER )  trash out.

🚙     :     ( SENDER )  picks  ( RECEIVER )  up from an appointment.

👟     :     ( SENDER )  cleans up  ( RECEIVER )  shoes to look new again.

🧼     :     ( SENDER )  does  ( RECEIVER )  laundry for them.

🔎     :     ( SENDER )  finds something  ( RECEIVER )  has been looking for.

🤲     :     ( SENDER )  helps  ( RECEIVER )  do something for someone else.

🕶     :     ( SENDER )  starts  ( RECEIVER )  car so it’s warm/cool for them.

📢     :     ( SENDER )  compliments  ( RECEIVER )  on an insecurity if theirs.

💺     :     ( SENDER )  gives  ( RECEIVER )  their seat on a crowded bus/subway.

🛍     :     ( SENDER )  helps  ( RECEIVER )  carry their groceries in.

🧭     :     ( SENDER )  assists  ( RECEIVER )  when they’re lost.

📱     :     ( SENDER )  calls  ( RECEIVER )  to check up on them.

💵     :     ( SENDER )  gives  ( RECEIVER )  change for a vending machine.

🧃     :     ( SENDER )  brings a cold drink to  ( RECEIVER )  on a hot day.

🍵     :     ( SENDER )  brings a warm drink to  ( RECEIVER )  on a cold day.

📸     :     ( SENDER )  offers to take a nice photo of  ( RECEIVER )

📖     :     ( SENDER )  reads to  ( RECEIVER )

🔧     :     ( SENDER )  changes  ( RECEIVER )  flat tire for them.

🌚     :     ( SENDER )  offers  ( RECEIVER )  to watch the sunset.

🌞     :     ( SENDER )  offers  ( RECEIVER )  to watch the sunrise.

👄     :     ( SENDER )  listens as  ( RECEIVER )  talks about their day.

🧴     :     ( SENDER )  rubs  ( RECEIVER )  tense shoulders.

🌲     :     ( SENDER )  joins  ( RECEIVER )  on a nature walk or hike.

🏋     :     ( SENDER )  joins  ( RECEIVER )  at the gym.

🗓     :     ( SENDER )  accompanies  ( RECEIVER )  to an appointment of theirs.

👍     :     ( SENDER )  tells  ( RECEIVER )  they are doing a good job.

❓     :     ( SENDER )  asks  ( RECEIVER )  “what can i help you with?”

[sevenxvirtuesx]

Starter Call

Looking to write, and basically just to put Yuki out there so… yup. Like for a starter.

[sevenxvirtuesx]

🐝  *  ―  𝑮𝑹𝑼𝑴𝑷𝒀 𝑿 𝑺𝑼𝑵𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑬 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.

from the grump ❛  how can you be this cheery already? we haven't even had breakfast.  ❜ ❛  just don't make a big deal out of this.  ❜ ❛  you know i love you, right?  ❜ ❛  i know, alright, i know i'm an asshole. but i'm trying here.  ❜ ❛  i'm sorry. i didn't mean what i said earlier.  ❜ ❛  do you always have to be so damn optimistic?  ❜ ❛  nobody has ever made me feel the way you do.  ❜ ❛  there's no way in hell i'm doing that.  ❜ ❛  i'm not good with this whole stupid feelings thing.  ❜ ❛  you make me want to be better. you make me want to be good.  ❜ ❛  can't you just move on and forget about it already?  ❜ ❛  i'm only doing this because you asked me to.  ❜ ❛  you're the only one who has ever believed in me.  ❜ ❛  you won't stop this until i say 'yes', will you?  ❜ ❛  how are you so happy all the time?  ❜ ❛  until i met you, i never thought i would've been capable of that.  ❜ ❛  you're the polar opposite of me.  ❜ ❛  whatever. i didn't think you'd care anyway.  ❜ ❛  your optimism might be starting to rub off on me.  ❜ ❛  why don't you give up on me like everyone else?  ❜

from the sunshine ❛  come on, it's gonna be fun!  ❜ ❛  see? i told you there's some good in you.  ❜ ❛  you should smile more. you have such a beautiful smile.  ❜ ❛  i'm so excited! there's so much i have planned for us.  ❜ ❛  i was just trying to do something nice for you.  ❜ ❛  do you always have to be so pessimistic?  ❜ ❛  stop being so stubborn. i'm trying to help you.  ❜ ❛  i knew there was a big softie under all that tough exterior.   ❜ ❛  i always feel better with you by my side.  ❜ ❛  sometimes you should let others in.  ❜ ❛  light up, [name]. we're gonna be here for a while.  ❜ ❛  why is it so difficult for you to accept a compliment?  ❜ ❛  stay? i just ... don't want to be alone right now.  ❜ ❛  just because i'm generally a happy person doesn't mean i can't have an off day.  ❜ ❛  i'm not some helpless little girl/boy!  ❜ ❛  you're not gonna get rid of me that easily.   ❜ ❛  stop that. i don't want you to talk about yourself like this.  ❜ ❛  of course, i remember! i remember everything you told me.  ❜ ❛  let's go outside and dance in the rain.  ❜ ❛  you don't mean that, do you?  ❜

[sevenxvirtuesx]

Starter Call

Looking to write, and basically just to put Yuki out there so… yup. Like for a starter.

[sevenxvirtuesx]

non-angsty first meeting ideas:

[ dance ] our muses are partnered together for a dance class 

[ support ] our muses meet at a support group 

[ auction ] our muses fight back and forth for an item at a (+/- silent) auction

[ trivia ] our muses compete against one another at a trivia night

[ stray ] our muses work together to capture/save a stray cat or dog

[ wedding ] our muses are sat at the same table at a wedding for a mutual friend

[ phone ] one muses asks to borrow the other’s phone because theirs is dead/broken

[ ride ] our muses are sat together for a ride at an amusement park

[ pride ] our muses meet at a pride festival 

[ hike ] our muses are both hopelessly lost on a hike and are lucky enough to run into one another

[ kiss ] our muses (strangers) join a massive spin the bottle circle and it lands on them

[ elevator ] our muses are trapped in an elevator together

[ neighbor ] one muse offers help after seeing their new neighbor trying to move by themselves 

[ karaoke ] one muse approaches the other after watching them perform at a karaoke bar

[ game night ] our muses meet at a game night of a mutual friend

[ camp ] our muses are in the same group at a summer camp

[ calm ] one muse helps calm the other down before a scary experience (audition, appointment, exam, etc.)

[ runner ] our muses run next to each other in a race (5k, 10k, half marathon, etc.)

[ arcade ] one muse offers to help the other with a game at an arcade

[ dog ] one muse approaches the other’s dog at a park

[ save ] one muse claims to be the other’s significant other when they’re put in an uncomfortable situation

[ stood up ] one muse sits with the other after overhearing they’ve been stood up by their date

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Mammon: I think I need a kiss to get better.

MC: ...

MC: I've pampered you with kisses and yet your fever is not going down.

MC: Drink. The. Damn. Medicine.

Mammon: Because those are cheek kisses! I need one on the lips. *pouts*

MC: ...

MC: I want to wring your neck.

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Intoxicated starters

"You know what? I've had a few too many."

"Everything feels like it's spinning!"

"Maybe it's time for some water and some fresh air."

"I'm feeling invincible right now! I can conquer the world!"

"You're my best friend, you know that? Like, the best person in the entire universe!"

"I appreciate the sentiment, but let's remember it's the tequila talking."

"I love you, man! I mean, seriously, you're the greatest!"

"I have this sudden urge to dance!"

"You know what's amazing? Pizza. It's like a miracle in every bite."

"Pizza is the hero we need, especially in moments like this."

"I have a confession to make. I've always secretly wanted to ride a dinosaur!"

"I'm telling you, I'm the funniest person in the world right now. I should be a stand-up comedian!"

"You're like, the most amazing person I've ever met. I'm so lucky to have you in my life!"

"Let's have this conversation when we're both in a more coherent state."

"Why is the room spinning? It's like a carnival ride in here!"

"I just had a brilliant idea! Let's start a band! I'll be the lead singer, and you can play the guitar!"

"I'm feeling all the emotions right now. It's like a rollercoaster ride!"

"You're the most beautiful person I've ever seen. Seriously, you're like an angel."

[sevenxvirtuesx]

╰┈➤ STARTER PROMPTS : The Stanley Parable, Part II a set of starter prompts, all from the ultra deluxe version of the game !

❝ i hope your friends find this concerning. ❞ ❝ well, i've come to a very definite conclusion about what's going on right now. you're dead. ❞ ❝ i guarantee you can't do any worse than the person who came before you. ❞ ❝ this is your bucket. this is your companion and lifelong friend. ❞ ❝ go on, [ name ] ! lay into it ! really tell the broom closet off for its demeaning comments ! ❞ ❝ i've got you something which i think will help settle this debate once and for all. ❞ ❝ [ name ] , can you still hear me ? are you with me ? ❞ ❝ maybe you're the problem ! ❞ ❝ yes, this is certainly the most logical explanation. ❞ ❝ remember, no reward for collecting all of these. only the intrinsic pleasure of a job well done. ❞ ❝ the truth was that, at the end of the hall, [ name ] would meet a violent death. ❝ what use is a sense of ease when you're about to be crushed to death ? ❞ ❝ now ride the lift all the way to the top. there's something up there i need you to do. ❞ ❝ [ name ] chose not to think about this obvious fact. ❞ ❝ lately, i've been concerned about them. wouldn't you be concerned, as well ? ❞ ❝ i want to say something to them, but i don't know how i can convince them. ❞ ❝ you know, once upon a time, it was me they took orders from ! me they trusted and listened to ! ❞ ❝ wait, [ name ] , i've just realized. that's what i've been working on for the sequel. how did you get your hands on it ? isn't this the preview to the sequel ? how do you have it already ? this makes no sense at all. ❞ ❝ i don't remember doing that at all. you're seeing things all out of order. ❞ ❝ none of them are ready yet ! i'm still developing them ! ❞

❝ we all want more of the things we love, and we're all afraid of change, which is what makes sequels so popular. ❞ ❝ new ideas are dangerous, [ name ] , and they can lead to early aging. ❞ ❝ next up, it's time to blackmail the press. ❞ ❝ a single egg will produce over a thousand cows, which are of course the sequel to pigs. ❞ ❝ you don't want thoughtful and nuanced answers to complex questions. you just want to chew bubblegum and cheat at hopscotch. ❞ ❝ i was right ! the problem is you ! ❞ ❝ a normal person would have said, " yep, that's an infinite hole right there, goes on forever until the end of time, don't need to see it all " , but not you ! ❞ ❝ what exactly is it ? well, i haven't quite figured that part out yet. ❞ ❝ it should have alarmed them, of course, because buckets can't talk. ❞ ❝ to be honest, i just sort of put this one in here as a gimme, but i was starting to get concerned that even this might be too much for you. ❞ ❝ i'm too confused to even sort it out. i've lost all sense of perspective. ❞ ❝ [ name ] , i can't keep doing this. i'm losing myself, and myself was all i ever had to begin with. ❞ ❝ oh, this is wonderful news, we're not buckets ! ❞ ❝ i actually feel much more at ease now. ❞ ❝ it's delightful to get some clarity on that issue. ❞ ❝ if you run into anyone else, maybe don't mention that. who knows what that information might do to a person ? ❞ ❝ we've come together here because we care about you, very much. ❞ ❝ it's just sequel content ! we're the ones that matter ! classic characters from the first game ! ❞

❝ no, wait . . . where are you going ? ❞ ❝ wasn't it the most intrinsically fulfilling moment of your entire life ? didn't it fill you to the brim with inner richness ? ❞ ❝ you continue to surprise me in all sorts of mundane, unremarkable ways. ❞ ❝ i spent a lot of time making that, but it's eight minutes i wouldn't have spent on anything else. ❞ ❝ the past is truly a wonderful thing. why does anyone ever choose to leave it ? ❞ ❝ it's your story, now; shape it to your heart's desires. ❞ ❝ alright. i'm in a good mood, and you're going to die anyway. i'll tell you exactly what happened. ❞ ❝ i have to say this, though : this version of events has been rather amusing. watching you try to make sense of everything, and take back the control wrested away from you — it's quite rich. ❞ ❝ oh dear me. what's the matter, [ name ] ? is it that you have no idea where you're going or what you're supposed to be doing right now ? ❞ ❝ this is not a challenge. it's a tragedy. ❞ ❝ what do you say ? should we go forward with this plan ? ❞ ❝ they never found freedom, because they spent the rest of their lives here in this place flipping through livestreams of the silliest birds imaginable. ❞ ❝ it was a shame, the death of such a magnificent bucket. it's true that all buckets are radiant in their own way, but this one stood above the rest. it was a glorious bucket to behold. ❞ ❝ will you turn a blind eye and continue to live as you were, in ignorance and darkness ? ❞

❝ who knows where it will go off to next ? oh, and it plays some silly music as well. ❞ ❝ don't you remember all those great jokes from the original dialogue ? ❞ ❝ that's all it knows ! that is its singular personality trait ! ❞ ❝ you had so much potential. we were going to do such marvelous things with you. tell such spellbinding stories about you. all of it's squandered now. ❞ ❝ alright, have you seen everything you wanted to ? ready to move on now ? ❞ ❝ i can feel it in my soul. it's going to work. ❞ ❝ you do realize there's no choice of anything in here, right ? ❞ ❝ trust the completionist instinct. ❞ ❝ [ name ] was in such a rush to get through the story as quickly as possible that they didn't even have a single minute to just let the narrator talk. ❞ ❝ when every path you can walk has been created for you long in advance, death becomes meaningless, making life the same. ❞ ❝ oh, look at these two. how they wish to destroy one another. how they wish to control one another. how they both wish to be free. ❞ ❝ can you see ? can you see how much they need one another ? ❞ ❝ as long as you move forward, you'll be walking someone else's path. stop now, and it will be your only true choice. ❞ ❝ wha — really ? i was in the middle of something, do you have zero consideration for others ? ❞ ❝ are you that convinced that i want something bad to happen to you ? ❞ ❝ oh, thank god, you are willing to listen to me. ❞ ❝ oh, it's beautiful, isn't it ? if we just stay right here, right in this moment, with this place — [ name ] , i think i feel . . . happy. i actually feel happy. ❞