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Check out my fuego new song. It like I Wanna Rock but with a lot more Dog eating.

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hang in there buddy.

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SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

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@servemybreakfast this is you

are you an “arrr” pirate or a “yo ho ho” pirate

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ok let’s be fucking real here. Pennywise wouldn’t be sweet and cuddly. Pennywise isn’t gonna fuck you nicely. Penny is gonna bend you over, push your face into the mud, rip your clothes off and take what’s his. He’s hungry. He’s gonna take all that pent up frustration from dealing with kids to rail you… pound you until your eyeballs fall out of your fucking skull.

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Six word horror story

Wake up! JonTron’s sucking your toes.

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me when his c*ck huge and enticing

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TOYOTA LASAGNA

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I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way