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heist movie where it’s just 20+ different heist teams from dozens of countries trying to schedule their slotted raid like the world’s most aggressive game of “book the public utility space/community arts hall”

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My friend explained the spoon theory to our DM and he was like “ohhh so it’s like when you’re out of spell slots and you need to take a long rest to regain them all” and now I keep thinking of myself as being out of spell slots instead of out of spoons

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Gotta reblog bc they are so talented and the commissions are still open

Commission Info

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me while crossing the road

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Commission Info

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video game companion: we have to go right now we have to complete this SUPER URGENT quest, everyone is relying on us the WORLD is relying on us

me stopping to loot every single corpse:

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Casting News for Nancy Bobofit, Clarisse LaRue, and Luke Castellan!!!!!!

Congrats to Olivea, Dior, and Charlie!

Olivea Morton/Nancy Bobofit

Dior Goodjohn/Clarisse LaRue

Charlie Bushnell/Luke Castellan

link here!!!!

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“my child is fine” your child has long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips that reaches her mid-back and icy blue eyes like limped tears

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TIL one of Frank Abagnale’s first cons included, disguising as a security guard, hanging a sign above a bank drop box that read, “Out of service, leave deposit with security guard”. Later he commented how he could not believe it worked, “How can a drop box be out of service?”

via reddit.com

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i think junie b jones would kill greg heffley in a fight

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you have to be very careful lately. because all my favorite girlies are still into the magnus archives. but all the same girlies are Very Excited about the mcr tour. so you never know which gerard they're talking about. did gerard way kill someone?? did gerard keay come out as nonbinary in an episode and i somehow forgot?? this requires more critical thinking skills than the rest of tumblr combined.

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you can’t ‘i’m just a little guy’ your way out of this one cunt

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you cant just fucking mix potions bro… you mix a health and a mana potion you know what you get? purple potion. you know what purple is? it’s poison idiot. people go to magician school for this shit

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Some fun Stardew Valley travel posters in honor of the recent revival of my og video game obsession. 

Update: Prints are up :) Click here for digital download and here for finished prints