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after all those years memorizing social scripts to avoid raising eyebrows...the sheer RELIEF of being able to log onto hellsite.com and type shit like "i want to chew through your sternum, platonically" and have strangers just nod like yeah same 👍

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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

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you blog long enough and you stop making jokes. start posting at two week intervals. shit like "i saw a bug today" and "the visions are getting worse"

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I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

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who keeps breaking into my freezer and replacing the trays full of little water with ice cubes

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i didn’t even fuck around why am i finding out

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To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand

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There’s something wrong with me right now but don’t worry I found a cure (holds up a hyperfixation from when I was 14) (NOT one of the good ones)

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too many character enjoyers not enough character understanders

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there will forever be a tcoptp shaped hole in my heart

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“i love you.” ★☆☆☆☆

“i love you like a second snowfall, but not the first, because the first is always unexpected and i always expected to love you.” ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

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stupid thing about me is I don’t cut corners but I also have no work ethic. if I do something it WILL be done right. no telling whether I’ll actually fucking do it tho

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"Joel killed 19 people." ok?? Am I supposed to care?? God forbid a man has hobbies 🙄

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tlou hbo is so good when you don't have a loser in your ear bitching about every little thing

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Baby gays losing touch with pride culture due to an apocalypse is actually so heartbreaking

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this episode had it all

- lesbianism

- grotesque imagery

- lezzing out

- death of fascist cops

- lesbian sex

- ellie williams playing take on me

- lesbians

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The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.