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The way I logged onto this app not realizing what day it is is wild anyway happy birthday Castiel Winchester who is alive and married goodbye

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i have the complexion of a sickly victorian child, the disposable income of a 10th century serf, and the fashion sense and eccentric personality of a professor of the arts in the 1920s who does a lot of cocaine

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What do mean I pushed out 2 babies yesterday

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Me seeing Rhea Ripleys new hair: no yeah still very gay

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Cause the thing of it is, if it’s peach I’m gonna eat it

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I bought my first hard copy of the Tanakh and then got promised a college sweatshirt for my school in Hebrew AND THEN found my Magen David earrings that I thought I’d lost over 3 months ago… Sivan is my fucking month!

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Me: gets finished working their 9-5 watching babies all day

Also me: spends at least an hour watching all the cute videos of said babies on my phone

Also me: I don’t have a problem

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My husbands listening to a video on H*tlers plan to take over the US (and mocking it and him) while his Jewish wife is sitting across the room like this ^

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The stunning conclusion: taking your birth control and antidepressants with the mead you snuck into church because you don’t take communion anymore cause you converted to Judaism 🤪

Today’s mood: taking your birth control with communion

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Churches doing “candlelight services��� on Erev Hanukkah feels antisemitic, just sayin

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I deconstructed so hard I’m Jewish now

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It’s almost like the people who start deconstructing Christianity are leaving cause they used their critical thinking skills for .5 seconds and saw the enormous red flags… interesting that this idiot preaching hasn’t gotten the memo

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P.O.S. Elder: People keep asking us “What are you gonna do about social justice” and I think all we have to do is do unto others what we would have them do unto us.

Me:……. Jim… that’s nice and all but for the love of G-d have you seen your Facebook page you actually piece of garbage?

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hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s this fantastic site I found today called hoperemains that accurately and thoroughly combs through scripture and its (many) mistranslations, validates your orientation, and basically let’s you know that you’re not pissing off God. It’s insanely thorough and after reading through every page on the entire site it’s super helpful. Go check it out!

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Ever since I found out that saying YHWH is like a big ass no-no, every time I hear someone say it I feel physically ill

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I never in a million years thought I’d say this… but after watching the new Batman movie… I wanna fuck Rob Pattinson