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Do you know when I like men the most? When they are fucking silent. Like yes babyboy, don't say a word <3<3<3
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I miss everything and will never get any of it back. whatever
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[looks for you in everything] [finds you there]
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if thomas nook put a barrier around the island to prevent you from swimming too far how the fuck do whale sharks get in
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Do you think kids during the industrial revolution had that same weird millennial/gen z experience of having technology change so much while they were growing up
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My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words
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Why are bugs so obsessed with looking like plants be yourself
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Dudes be like "I know a spot" and then incase you behind a wall of bricks in the catacombs
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Husband just told me he’s going to sit in the car because he’s about to yell at someone on the phone and doesn’t want me to be upset by his yelling and I can’t decide if this is a little sad or kinda hilarious.
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getting approached by an animal that wants you to pet them is such a magical feeling. like they saw you and went "yeah there's love in there"
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Hamilton Act 1: Lets all work together and defeat the British!
Hamilton Act 2:
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The umbrella on its way to the academy idk I didn’t watch the show
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“i do not dream of labor” yes u do. labor is fulfilling. u dream of a world where ur labor isnt exploited and its that or starvation. i guarantee u dream of labor. labor is a necessity and in and of itself is a good thing.
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who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot
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