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Overhead at the BAU

Emily: "Did you know that if you stay up agonizing about something you've said to someone who's very close to you and whom you might possibly have romantic feelings for, that you're tired the next day?"

JJ, watching Emily down her third redbull: "...I know that you're probably trying to tell me something but I need you to stop taking redbull shots before you start hearing colours!"

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This queer has been baited again

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alex blake’s voice has me like 🤭💗💖🌟

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Not to be a lesbian but oh my god

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the little shoulder touch lesbians who cheered

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Sabrina Ferilli hands

i’M nOt OkAy

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Not to be a lesbian but oh my god

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the little shoulder touch lesbians who cheered

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I'm not a huge Stacy fan in the context of her relationship w/House + specifically the infarction, but in the context of Cuddy? God, watching s2 is making me lowkey feral for Cuddy/Stacy. Power couple. Underrated. We deserve more of them.

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Have you heard about the secret Beach Episode 🏖️

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pero las mejores son con Maria de Filippi

Sabrina Ferilli se non fa le cose saffiche non è contenta

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In fondo, a non shippare la Gerita, mi sento un po’ come quegli infedeli che non credono che Maria De Filippi e Sabrina Ferilli siano perdutamente innamorate

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‪- Maria de Filippi with longtime “friend” Sabrina Ferilli.

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JJ: Em, what are you doing?

Emily: Working on my scrapbook. I put my hopes and dreams in here.

JJ: those are just photos of me...

Emily: I know.

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Emily*drinking wine*

Rossi: you're an alcoholic

Emily: really, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 are judging 𝘮𝘦

Rossi: fair enough

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assigning BAU members Italian sweets

This pt. 1 (disclaimer: this is mostly based on vibes) (click here for pt.2) Masterlist

Jason Gideon / Tegole valdostane (divisive but a staple - cm wouldn’t be the same w/out him)

Aaron Hotchner / Cantucci (tough but really sweet once you get to know them)

Derek Morgan / baci di dama (literal translation is “lady’s kisses”, need i say more?)

Spencer Reid / tiramisù (fan favorite for a reason)

Jennifer Jareau / Torta sbrisolona (sweet and complex but misunderstood)

Penelope Garcia / cicerchiata (my beloved) / cassata siciliana

Elle Greenaway / fiamme al cioccolato (obvious reasons) / torta di savoia

Emily Prentiss / maritozzi alla crema (no comment needed)

David Rossi / panettone (people love picking out the stuff they don’t like, but it’s way tastier if you take in a mouthful) / baba al rum

Tara Lewis / tette delle monache (she’d find it hilarious) / minne-cassatelle di sant’agata

Matthew Simmons / Canestrelli (overlooked but i can’t be in a 20m radius of em or i’ll eat 20 in one sitting)

Luke Alvez / chiacchiere - frappe (everytime they’re in my line of vision i black out for at least 30 min and when i come back my hands are sticky and covered in sugar) / cannoli siciliani 

(Check the reblogs for pt.2!)

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Rossy con Emily y Gideon con Elle son tan... ✨✨✨

thinking about my favourite father/daughter duo in all of criminal minds…