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*at the head table*

Dumbledore : Minerva, it's quite muggy out today.

Mcgonagall : Albus, if I go out and see that the grounds are covered in the literal hundreds of mugs at this school I will quit.

Dumbledore : *sips tea from bowl*

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Things to remember about the victim in this shooting:

- he was Hispanic

- he was seen trying to sign at the officers to explain what was going on

- he had no criminal record whatsoever

- neighbors reported that he always carried the “weapon” police felt threatened by, a pipe, because of the stray dogs in the area

- he showed no sign of understanding the officers’ verbal warnings not to get any closer, and it’s likely that he was advancing in order to read their lips

- he is the 712th death in police shootings this year alone

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every single person who reblogs this

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How women prepare for first dates

Bonus: How men prepare for first dates:

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Finally got the wood floors. Also getting a new chair for my desk, new garment rack, and a rug soon. Loving the feel of my room right now.

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