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interest check on this wretched thing?

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... big metal wife

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This might be common knowledge, but I just found out that Phlegm ISNT someone's fanfic oc and is an actual character who just doesn't have a wiki page and isn't actually in any of the books... he's from a newspaper comic. I thought he was an oc for, like, a YEAR????? I promise I read the books, I just didn't have the directors cut...

crappy pic of it 4 those who don't have the directors cut.. (dialogue written under cut)

J: HEY, PHLEGM! IT'S ME!!! JOHNNY!

P: uh..

P: HI.

J: Again?

P: What's That Supposed to Mean?

J: NOTHING.

J: What Are You Still Doing Here? You Said You'd Come Over And Help Me Skin The Neighbor Kids.

P: UUUUH..

P: I HAD Something To Do. I Have A Life You Know. "HACK" "COUGH" I Do Things.

J: WELL YOU FORGOT TO TAKE ONE OF THOSE THINGS OUT OF YOUR ARM, YOU FUCKING CHEMHEAD!!!

J: AND YOU THINK YOU'RE HIDING IT!! YOU PILE!!! CRIMINAL INSANITY WASN'T ENOUGH!!? YOU HAD TO BE STUPID TOO!! SHIT!! LOOK AT YOUR FACE!! YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT!! YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT!!!

P: YEAH, YEAH. RIGHT. GIMME SOME MONEY. I NEED SOME NO-DOZE.

J: YOU AND I USED TO RIDICULE THE KIND OF PERSON YOU'VE BECOME!! YOU'RE AN IDENTITY LEACH!!

P: YOU ALWAYS THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING! WELL I CAN STOP! JUST GO AWAY AND ILL STOP!!!

J: YOU CAN'T STOP! NOT TIL IT'S TOO LATE!!

P: I CAN MAKE IT, YOU PRE... SUM... CHOO.. UH. ...PRESUMTUOS ASSHOLE. JUST WATCH!

J: Too Late.

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Bat Burgers Johnny (AGAIN)

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I can’t stop staring at it tbh thank you so so much again 🩷🩷🩷

My half on an art trade between @selfshipdipshit and I. Her oc, Rose rollerblading with Nny. He didn't expect her to be that good.

I imagine Nny would be good at rollerblading and the like, but never had anyone show him how growing up.

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i meant to say he is here

eee my boyfriend bought me the giant devil BAB and im gonna put a Z? shirt on him and give him a knife :3

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Devi in that one Jhonen doodle, oh gosh I love her sm

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SICKNESS

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i want to draw samsa from dueling banjos so bad... that fic actually ruined me

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A little while later...

Mr. Casarez "This is really good. Better than I expected. I ate 16 slices and I still feel empty... DId you want anymore, mijo?"

Squee "No thank you. I can't eat anymore. Thank you, everything was great, right, Nny?"

Nny "Yes, thank you. Now, please excuse me while I avoid small talk to digest in peace... Actually, I do have one question. How did you afford all this Pizza? You're unemployed."

Squee "You're unemployed too."

Nny "That's why I had 2 weeks worth of free time to dedicate to finding out such information on his personal life, but no money to throw towards a spontaneous pizza party."

Squee "I'm going to call my dad real quick. Be right back."

Nny "How astute of you to point that out about me."

Squee "Can I trust you to be pleasant for 3 minutes while I make a call?"

Nny "I'm too full to move much less wave around a knife if that's what you mean by "be pleasant", so... yes?"

Squee "Good enough."

Nny "Squee! Be prepared to compensate for a half-assed job on my part. To be fair, I threw my back into cleaning the carpet. I'm not putting anywhere near that much effort into the enclosure. I'm NOT."

Squee "No problem."

Nny "The smells..."

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Been forever, but here we are!! Not much of an update. Mostly clunky dialogue. The awkwardness of trying to be polite when your buddy is clearly not. Poor Squee ^^.

I forgot Mr. C's cool buzzard skull cane! So mad at myself. At least I made an effort to draw again. Most of my energy has been dedicated to clawing my way out of a deep mental/ financial hole.

I missed this little au. Still having fun with it. Hopefully today was the kick in the ass I needed to draw on a regular basis again. Wish me luck. Likes and reblogs appreciated.

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Beeennn real busy doing..Nothing! Anyhow, care for Johnny doodles?

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touch-starvation needs to be written with emphasis on the starving part. you are hungry to be touched. so hungry that even the very taste of it makes you nauseous. it has been long since anything has ever touched you, ever fed you - that your body has grown more used to that gnawing emptiness more than anything else. it's better for you to be held, to eat but it makes you sick to try. you know

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hes so okay and normal and happy

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artblock is kind of beating my ass inwards some of these are weeks old.. eat my slop.. thanks @st4hlwerk btw.. first image is a mini collab cuz we were talking about Tess THM ahehahe

poor eric only getting an unfinished sketch cameo.. i think a few months after starting freshman year Erics dad would've made him get braces and be all "maybe this will stop you from doing that stupid vampire shit" and being the rebellious kid Eric thinks he is he tried to put on his fake fangs regardless, eventually popping a bracket and needing to get them fixed then after they're taken off he gets a retainer to wear at night but since he's up all night he forgets and they go right back to being crooked huge waste of money and time

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eee my boyfriend bought me the giant devil BAB and im gonna put a Z? shirt on him and give him a knife :3

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You’re right, this town ain’t big enough for the both of us. So, let’s work together to improve its infrastructure and fall in love during the process.

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im never able to get the quality of my character to match the screenshot perfectly 😔