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tfw u can’t help but squish tummy

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The wand is all that matters.

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"You and your wife are really hot, I'd definitely watch you two have sex" should be a normal thing to say to your friends and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

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for the good of human (animal) kind

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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

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"Who's Hotter?" Pokemon Adventures Villains

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Look, I'm @zerosuitsammi3

She was teaching me how to take selfies like she does

This all started when I said I was going to put on pajamas and told me to put on something slutty, so I put on her literal pj's.

I love this woman so much.

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I want Studio Series (Dark of the Moon) Deluxe Class Hatchet to be a real Transformer. Like and IRL feral car robot. I want it to hunt me down, pin me down, and breed me like there's no tomorrow.

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Nakey >;3

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I cant believe I completely forgot to post about these little freaks. Anyway I wear the little megatron as a pin on my lanyard and I'm thinking of doing the same for the other two

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This is incredibly fucking damning lol. Follower base of mras who never even interact with transfems

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Came for MLP, stayed for furries of unrealistic proportions

coming up next: MLP furries with unrealistic proportions

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please reblog so everyone can get a treat :))

GET POUNCED ON!!!