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[selfindulgenceisthekey]

I've been thinking about it for a long time.....

During pregnancy, mood swings are common, and the brain becomes dumber.

And imagine that during one of her mood swings, pregnant reader would cry into Sanji's shoulder about how Sanji didn't even apologize for kidnapping her (and she would have forgiven him) and how much of a pretty asshole he is, not realizing that she was crying into Sanji's shoulder (like, why bother crying into someone's shoulder if you just want to cry)...

And in the end, Sanji apologizes to her so that she can calm down, because reader has been crying for a long time, and he also need to cook dinner...

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ah nonie! i wish i knew what your native language is i'd respond in it if i could!

also yes, poor reader was already so emotional in general! now everything makes them cry, or sends them into a rage. truly it's the only way to be able to get away with anger, as everyone's like "oh, she's just hormonal!" meanwhile you just punched Luffy off the ship for trying to touch your belly again (Usopp's already fishing him out)

I imagine the first time the reader willingly initiates physical affection with Sanji (she was crying over something like a really good tangerine) he is brain dead, short circuiting as he holds you

first time the man has ever been like "forget cooking" cause he does NOT want to let you go! truly it's your hunger that has him moving. you now have a designated comfy seat in the kitchen so you're able to be near him when he's cooking

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okay, but hypothetically what if the reader escape with Sora…? I can’t imagine how the Strawhat and Sanji will react😭

because it's damn near IMPOSSIBLE

but let's say that mc somehow manages to get off the ship, get out of sight, and get away

you think it's over? it's FAR from it

you're now being hunted down by one of the most infamous, fast-growing pirate crews on the entire planet. who has an insane amount of connections also??? almost no area of the world is safe from the straw hat's connections

unless you plan on becoming a mole person and hiding under the ground for the remainder of your days, you're constantly sleeping with one eye open (if you even can sleep)

cause if you thought they were mad at you TRYING to leave??? their anger when you DO leave is a whole other level

best... just stay, in my opinion

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Try using time skips to help moving the story along and use flashbacks to fill in the gaps later if it's important for the plot or filler

i need to like... lay out a timeline and put pieces into other pieces and hope i word vomit good chapters for y'all

i need someone to possess me, see what i'm cooking in my brain, write for me, and then post it

whose willing???

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Hi! In If You Thought It Was Real, now that reader is kept sedated for the time being, does Robin consider (or would) to interrogate/ask questions that can get her to have a better understanding of the reader or to get some of the reader’s secrets?

Or would she think about telling Sanji ways that he can let the reader’s subconscious know they’re safe while the reader’s under the sedative’s effects, therefore make it their conscious mind easier to… accept the crew’s help?

so I debated having someone interrogate the reader while she's out of it, but ultimately decided against it

the idea is she's so out of it right now whenever someone talks to her or asks questions she's just answering them willingly. granted her responses are a bit slurred and it's like talking to a drunk person, but this is the most honest she's been in a LONG time

meanwhile the reader is in a hazy little world where she's comfortable (in the bed) and there's this really pretty guy doting on her (Sanji) and people keep yapping on and on and on (Nami + Usopp)

now, Robin is definitely planting questions and curiosities in people's heads like:

"I remember she said that one evening, it was strange. I'd heard that saying before, but it was from a more southern region than where we were. Perhaps I'm mistaken, though." *later that evening* Nami: "Where exactly are you from? I'm just curious! The sea's so big and yet four of us are from the East Blue."

type shit

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First, I'd like to start by saying YESSSSSSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHH THAT CHAPTER WAS AMAZING

Second, what would've happened had reader had been successful in their bye-bye cruel world attempt? Or at least come out of the water unconscious from staying under for too long? Would everyone's reactions have been more worry than anger?

I'm so happy when people tell me they like my chapters, it gives me so much serotonin... y'all are my drug anyways!

two different scenarios!

if the reader had succeeded with an attempt Sanji would basically be a shell of who he is for a good while, the crew would be mad (they'd be upset but they'd be covering it up with anger) and Luffy would be the worst, honestly. he's lost so many people he cares about so this would just worsen his issues.

basically it would lead to even more possessive behavior from them all. towards each other, towards others, and even towards any future friends/significant others. lowkey it ruins the lives of many people down the line

if the reader had just become unconscious from it??? oh if you thought the drugging currently was bad baby you're being SEDATED for LIFE

they'd full on not only think you're a threat to yourself, but also a threat who has enough power to do something reckless like that

doesn't even matter if stockholm syndrome kicks in, you're babysat every second of every day. bathroom breaks aren't even private anymore (i'd kms in this specific situation but) you basically are so doped up you're like a living doll? you can talk and respond but the drugs keep you hazy and out of it

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I remember reading some where that in the golden age of pirates. That pirate captains could officiate marriages with their crews consent. The marriages were not legally recognised but were symbolic and had social meaning in the world of pirates. So if sanji really was desperate he could have luffy marry him and his lady love and plan a bigger wedding after

i have the best anons who just literally throw fuel onto the fire that is IYTTWR :)

you all wanna suffer as this mc so bad don't you???

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Tbh I'm so excited about the idea of the leading lady's princess childhood dream beings revealed to the crew just to see the yandere shinanagines that insue

the moment she begins to realize what's going on she's going to try and throw herself over board again

Miles Morales ass: *act dumb* "what's a princess?" *not that dumb*

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Most of the the crew would be talking to mc baby bump and trying to get a chance to feel the baby kick, they would be betting on the babies gender for sure and trying to convince mc and sanji of different baby names and fighting over who gets to be godparents, aunts and uncles to the baby and trying to convince sanji and mc of a schedule to help out with the baby. Chopper would definitely be giving the crew various lessons on baby care and how to handle a baby

in this world poor mc has little to no control over what happens on this ship once their pregnancy is out there

Chopper's in charge of scheduling all her medical appointments, and he and Sanji work together to make a very strict diet. Nami is in charge of the baby shower, and Robin is her assistant (Nami was too excited to not take charge)

Luffy's far more clingy than normal, always feeling her stomach and waiting for the baby to kick. This part is one of those moments when mc would wake up to Luffy just... sitting in hers and Sanji's room, just staring at her belly. It's as terrifying as you can imagine.

Brook's already calling everyone "aunt" and "uncle" (along with some... less than savory jokes but it's Brook so what do we expect) and the crew calls mc "mommy" often, joking but also not joking

it's just suffocating

you don't even get freedom to nap by yourself

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this is kind of just to gauge responses, but would y’all be interested in seeing other fandoms on here? not many, I wanna keep this account smaller fandom wise but

I have been itching to write for Bungo Stray Dogs and some others lowkey

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not sure what season it would be? but in the one piece live action i think Perona would be cool if she was very like

gyaru inspired

like she gives me those vibes, like goth gyaru? type? i just feel like it would look cool and it fits

not sure if that’s what her style is already based on but it’s been on my mind

[selfindulgenceisthekey]

Do you have any other anime that you write for or would like to write for?

sooooo lowkey this is my side blog? I made it specifically to write for one piece

my main blog I have written for MANY a-thing

haikyuu, windbreaker, dandadan, jason todd (dc universe but jason todd), stardew valley, etc.

i tried keeping them separate cause most all followers here are for one piece

but if anyone wanted to request something else on this page i’d be willing to write it? not sure how well this answered your question???

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Addiction anon again. I'd like to clarify I'm not trying to sound demanding, I'm just letting you know you got me hooked on your story and that I just really love IYTIWR

no you didn’t sound demanding love !!!

i thought it was kinda funny lol

made me feel a little better! (been fighting some depression lately 😭)

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Hi, stupid question. Sanji wants his first kid to be names Sora, right? What if reader, being the wonderfully difficult person we all know and love, is like "Nah, kid's name is Oil Spill". Obviously Sanji's not gonna throw hands, but I don't see him being all okie dokie with it??

they’d literally just ignore the reader 😭 straight up EVERYONE would be like “haha so silly— anyways Sora looks so cute today!”

and because so many people call the baby Sora the baby would answer to Sora, so mc would lose that fight regardless

but my idea here is if Sanji + reader have kids (when) the first kid’s named Sora, and if there are more kids mc gets to name the 2nd kid (within reason), third kid is back to Sanji, and any more??? 1. good luck 2. y’all are gonna have to start brainstorming Sanji had one (1) idea and it got used

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You could literally post a stick figure drawing of Sanji and say that it's IYTIWR fanart, and I'd kick my feet and giggle in glee ❤️❤️

y’all are so cute lol

anyways, I’m gonna do my best to brain storm and come up with stuff for this

might take a minor break and work on some other stuff too??? just to get my brain writing again lol

but IYTTWR isn’t being abandoned please don’t worry

[selfindulgenceisthekey]

so i’m at a bit of a stand still, in a real pickle here

where I left off in if you thought it was real is kind of all i have mentally planned for this portion?

i have ideas for one shots/chapters but those ideas all take place in the future (not far but months time wise)

so i need to know do y’all want fillers to get to those future bits? just jump into those future bits? take some requests?

cause i miss writing but other than things that happen months later i’m at a standstill

[selfindulgenceisthekey]

Give us the depressions address and we'll jump it and make sure it never messes with you again 😤😤

please fight the demons in my brain i beg of someone 🙏🏻

[selfindulgenceisthekey]

I don't have an addiction, I say as I check your blog for updates multiple times a day 💀💀💀

I'm alive I promise, just struggling with a heavy bout of depression ✌︎︎

Occasionally I open tumblr in the hopes of writing but I just doom scroll before sleeping

Hopefully I'll be back sooner than later y'all

(also no cure for this addiction I fear)