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Takeshi just sneezes. Loudly.

“..Huh. I don’t know why, but I think I want to punch a green space monkey, a muscular golem hobo, an Italian plumber, and an inhaling pink puffball tomorrow.”

“But for some reason, it’ll feel like self defense?”

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((Y’all forgive me, it’s been way too long since I’ve been on here, so I’m in the process of de-rusting the RPing joints.

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haus-der-mysterionmusen​:

“You mean like a double date, but for the benefit of humanity? I’ve done a lot of stranger things since becoming an Eva Pilot, and I can’t imagine it would be that difficult to get Asuka on board..” Shinji blinks a few times, but after thinking it over he feels like it might actually be a good idea. After all it made sense for them to socialize with others who were protecting humanity human or not.

“Uh Sure. But I guess I didn’t realize you had someone special yourself are they someone like you?” Truthfully Shinji was also pretty curious about the sort of person? being? individual? who the kaiju would fall in love with. 

“I..guess?” Takeshi taps his foot trying to piece together his words. “I was just thinking days where I can just, relax, are really few and far in between, what with how everything more or less wants me dead. Since today has been relatively quiet so far, I wanted to see if I could have that opportunity to spend time with someone like you.”

Regardless, Takeshi wasn’t surprised at Shinji’s question. It was quite an understandable question, for someone like Takeshi to even conceive a romantic interest to someone...It has to be someone truly impressive. “Well, if it means anything, it’s mostly because I try not to draw too much attention to those things. It’s such a minor thing for people to wonder ‘who’s the King of the Monster’s Queen’. We’re giant monsters or pilots of sized robots, not a High School gossip club.”

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“What, you’ve never stabbed a cake before?” {Kit to Takeshi}

"..N-No?" He's sliced a cake, but the concept of stabbing one sounds very...messy. "I also don't intend to?"

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B. Dylan Hollis baking Tiktoks - #8 - sentence starters

1. “I know what I’m doing. I have a cookbook.” 

2. “What, you’ve never stabbed a cake before?” 

3. “To be fair, my only real issue with margarine is its existence.”

4. “Also, notice how we don’t mix cakes like this anymore, because we’re no longer daft!” 

5. “Give me a normal measurement!” 

6. “Up til yesterday I thought that ‘snickerdoodle’ was a dog.”

7. “They’re like sugar cookies, but comfier. Very good.” 

8. “Is the pudding related, or did you just want a snack?” 

9. “We don’t have a cake, but don’t worry, we have pudding.” 

10. “This will make kids go feral.” 

11. “I once watched a friend of mine eat a whole bottle of ranch with his pizza. He’s in prison now.” 

12. “I’m serious, don’t disrespect the _____. They can be mean.” 

13. “The wheat germ just has to swell up like an infection. Soaks up the butter and everyone’s happiness.” 

14. “This is just bird seed! Food of the birds!” 

15. “Do you have friends? Are they birds? Make this for them.” 

16. “These taste like a damp park bench!” 

17. “I’ve been told to keep this in the fridge so it stays disgusting for longer.” 

18. “A bit like a dog biscuit, but I would take these over hardtack.” 

19. “I’m using _____, because I prefer to rot my teeth expensively.” 

20. “Why be practical when you can give the illusion of competency?” 

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@crybaby-muses​

“Shinji.” The kaiju approaches the young man in a not so subtle way. “I know this is a rather strange thing to ask out of the blue...But, that Asuka girl...You two love each other, right?” He knew it was strange too, so he continued before the other could respond.

“I was just thinking, since you and I both have a strong desire to protect this world we call our home, and our efforts greatly show that...I just wanted to formally ask, not as a combat ally; if you’d like to just simply spend the day with her, along side me and my own source of affection; Iris. Just as nothing more than a double date, to maybe get to know each other more personally.”

“It may be unprofessional, but I just wanted to throw that offer out there.”

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“You ran out of ink too, didn’t you, ya bastards?”

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((I want to become active on here.

So uh, if you really want to, you’re free to like this for a starter of some kind.

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“Jokes on you, everything I’m doing is actively trying to prevent me from dying to begin with.”

"You suicidal bitch, stop trying to die and give me a kiss."

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I never personally imagined Takeshi being able to sing...

At the same time though...

“Said you’d ‘keep me safe’, now you’re tearing me down. Am I laid to waste, now that you’re not around?”

“Come and leave your mark! Vandalize my heart!”

“Fight the pain away, my head is in ruins. Need you in my place, don’t know how you do it.”

“Come and leave your mark! Vandalize my heart...”

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wxrk-is-never-dxne​:

“Yeah, sure.” Dead Master pulled the other with her not only to guide him but use him as a human shield if need be. That was a fast little fucker after all.

She pulled him along the halls to her private chambers and pointed at her bathroom door. “In there. That disgusting arachnid wanted to attack me in bubble bath!”

“So expect the little prick to be around the tub, gotcha.” If life taught the titan anything, its that expectations can’t always be meant. The way Dead Master was describing the figurative little bugger, he was expecting something like a Jumping Spider. Black Widow, maybe. Sure one is bigger than the other, but still not much bigger than one’s hand.

So with careless movement, he opened the door and eyes scanned around the area..Didn’t take too long to find his target...

“BAAAAHHK!” Takeshi let out a mortified scream of terror, scrambling out of the bathroom and closing the door with that ‘might of the gods’ he described earlier. “You didn’t say it was going to be one of the BIG ones! I cannot tell you how tempted I am to skip traditional spider-stomping methods and just blast the hellspawn into the oblivion it came from...I don’t even think those are native here!” Also, he’s pretty sure the sudden screech and door slamming caused it to move from its initial location of being on the wall.

"THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE BATHROOM! SOMEONE KILL IT PLEASE!"

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wxrk-is-never-dxne​:

“I could think of ten good reasons why I should not do that. You’re here though. You kill it. Be a good person and kill that thing for me, please?! I’ll give you anything you want!”

“Geez...It’s that serious?” In all fairness, Takeshi probably isn’t going to want anything, even if he does take up on the reaper’s offer. If anything, DM not talking about it anymore is gonna be the only thing he wants. “Fine.” He says with a brief sigh. “..If I’m going to brutalize an eight-legged freak, mind telling me where the bathroom is at least? This isn’t exactly my house after all.”

"THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE BATHROOM! SOMEONE KILL IT PLEASE!"

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“Just smack it with the side end of your scythe with the might of the gods.”

How does Takeshi know she have one?

Well a scythe isn’t exactly the most easy to hide thing.

"THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE BATHROOM! SOMEONE KILL IT PLEASE!"

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((If anyone is still here, I’m just going to casually make Takeshi the primary muse of this blog. In all fairness, I have an interpretation on just about 60% of all kaijus/titans throughout the movies, and there’s no way I can fit them all here. So the ones that are here (Evinder, Mosura, Ludwig, Kiko) are just gonna be on reserve to be busted out for future RPs.

So...This is Takeshi’s blog now. We just live in it.

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First Meeting / Icebreakers

“Hi, I’m ______.”

“Oh fuck! Are you okay?”

“Crap! Sorry about that! Wasn’t looking where I was going. Here, I’ll get you a new jacket…”

“Need a ride?”

“How are you?”

“Seems like we’re gonna be stuck on this train for an extra three hours.”

“What’s your name?”

“Thank you.”

“You just saved my life!”

“Move the fuck out of my way.”

“Watch where you’re going!”

“Asshole.”

“Would you like anything?”

“You’re gorgeous.”

“Do I know you?”

“Uh, that’s my spot.”

“Oh, God, sorry! Let me buy you a new one.”

“Is that your dog? He is so CUTE!”

“Here, take my seat. You look tired.”

“Checking in?”

“Can I sit here?”

“May I buy you a drink?”

“I can spot you, if you want.”

“How’d you even get stuck in a locker, anyway?”

“Can you turn it down?! Some of us are trying to sleep!”

“Hi, I’m your new roommate.”

“I think I found your dog. Is he yours?”

“You look cold, take my jacket.”

“Hey, I think the mailman gave me your mail by mistake? [Name], right?”

“You’ve had a guy/girl over every night this week! And you’re really loud when you play video games! You know how I know? I know because I live below you!”

“So, your kid apparently punched my kid in the face.”

“Bride or groom?”

“Can you switch seats with me? I can’t see!”

“Okay, look, if you’re gonna be airsick, aim the other way.”

“[Sir/Ma'am], if you don’t stop being rude to me, I’m going to give you decaf.”

“Don’t drink that! I saw some guy slip something in there.”

“Hey, is he bothering you?”

“Don’t give up your day job.”

“…Dude, your fly’s down.”

“I think you have the wrong number.”

“I’m [muse’s child]’s teacher.”

“[Muse’s child/younger sibling] was in my yard again!”

“Get out of here! This is my hiding spot!”

“YOUR STUPID MUTT RIPPED UP MY YARD AGAIN!”

“SHUT UP. And learn to stay on key.”

“Good Evening/Afternoon/Morning/Day/Night.”

“Watch where you’re going!”

“Is this seat taken?”

“Here you dropped this.”

“You remind me of someone.”

“Will you be taking this?”

“May I take your order?”

“How are you?”

“You look familiar, have we met before?”

“Be careful next time.”

“Hey, could you help me?”

“Help me!”

“I’m so sorry!”

“Are you alright?!”

“I know we’ve never met, but I think you’re beautiful.”

“I think I may have seen you before…”

“Hey! Watch it!”

“Oh my god are you okay?”

“Have we met…?”

“Were you at that one party?”

“Remember me?”

“I know you don’t know me but I love your shirt.”

“Quick, pretend to look like you’re talking to me.”

“Hey, is that your dog?”

“Service takes forever here.”

“Don’t mean to sound cliche, but do you come here often?”

“I wouldn��t sit there if I were you.”

“This is gonna be a long plane ride.”

“Can you turn that music down?”

“People are trying to sleep!”

“I’m your new neighbour.”

“Is that who I think it is?”

“Be quiet!”

“Is that your son/daughter?”

“I’ve read about you.“