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Mama Mia it’s-a Wednesday

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sometimes i forget wizardposting isn’t a regular occurrence on any other website. what do you mean your posts don’t randomly get taken over my evil wizards casting spells on your peunis

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bring his ass to a simmer

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some guy was trying to climb out of the bucket so me and my buddies yoinked him back in

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oh okay

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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPREqM3Lr/

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Best friends

(via)

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i feel like game piracy is sometimes viewed as this massive disruption to the game industry and not just “a small group of people who weren’t going to buy a game anyways now have it on their computer.” when companies report “losses” due to piracy that’s fake. that’s a fake number because no money was actually ever exchanged and companies cannot possibly know how many people actually pirated their game. piracy does not work like this

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(by 西蒙娜的猫咪物语)

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where's that tumblr is dead meme with the flash in front of a grave?

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i have a horrible misogynist rooster who only likes blonde hens so i always have to make sure i have 2-3 yellow hens around so he doesn't run anyone ragged. i didn't know this was a problem someone could have but i've had macklemore for eight slutty, slutty years and he's been overly obsessed with the blondness level of his lady friends for the entire time with no sign of slowing down so, like. props to him for sticking to his guns.

SIR, PLEASE,

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Betsey Morningstar, Ceramic Notebook.

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i’m not chronically online i’m chronically on tumblr it’s different