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Hi stephanie,

I hope this email finds you, as the search and rescue team is otherwise completely out of ideas

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FERNANDA TORRES, winner of the Best Performance by a Female Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama for “I'm Still Here" poses in the press room during the 82nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 05, 2025 in Beverly Hills, California. 

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This just screams early 2000s

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Fernanda Torres wins Golden Globe for best actress in a drama film, 2025

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I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

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Won Ji An 원지안 — Vogue Korea | January (2025)⠀⠀

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The first time I heard an adult say the f word was when I was in fourth grade and we were doing some project that involved us baking cookies together as a class. My teacher Ms. Lindsey, who was real sweet, was demonstrating for everybody and she asked if anyone knew how to crack an egg, and I really didn’t know how to crack an egg, but I’m a go-getter, so I raised my hand and she called on me. I instantly knew I was in trouble at that point but I’d seen my dad crack eggs hundreds of times so I figured, ya know, it can’t be thaaaat hard. So I grab the egg but I have no sense of how softly you’re supposed to tap an egg to crack it, so I just slam it against the desk and splatter raw egg ten feet in every direction and my teacher said “what the fuck, Dion?”

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ところで皆さん

今日はクロネコかんしゃの日でち

今日は　かすたぁどがいいでち

Btw everyone, it's the Black cat appreciation day today! Kofu request some custard today...

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On Friendship.

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I put a net over my garden to keep her out and she somehow managed to still get in 😂 Caught looking like she robbed a bank

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everyone loves Predynastic Egyptian Terracotta Bowl with Human Feet. shout-out to a real one

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In case you need it for your D&D games or siege actions— here's what the ballistic trajectory of a flaming pumpkin fired out of a trebuchet looks like.