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250 posts!

"oh no guy, not 250 posts for viewers like you"

"thank you, for being our viewer."

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"oh no guy, Trump walks into Moscow, praises Putin, and calls for “peace” in Ukraine—"

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Trump quoting 'Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard' is already hilarious—because that’s not a real thing.

She’s not DNI. She's not even a halfway credible source. But sure, let's roll with it like this is fanfiction night at Mar-a-Lago

Let’s rewind the tape:

🧠 All 17 U.S. intelligence agencies—including the CIA, FBI, and NSA—unanimously confirmed that Russia interfered in the 2016 election.

🧠 The Republican-led Senate Intelligence Committee backed them up.

🧠 Robert Mueller dropped a 400+ page report full of receipts.

But Trump & Tulsi? Nah, they say everyone was lying. Cool conspiracy you’ve got there, Vlad.

The 2017 Intelligence Community Assessment didn’t ask if Russia interfered.

It asked how deeply.

And spoiler alert: – Russia hacked the DNC – Flooded Facebook with propaganda – Deployed troll farms like it was a Fortnite server – And targeted state election systems

This wasn’t speculation. This was documented. Extensively.

Tulsi out here recycling Kremlin talking points like it’s a side hustle.

And Trump?

Quoting her like she’s the Oracle of Truth when the man wouldn’t pass a basic civics quiz if you spotted him the Constitution and a highlighter.

You don’t get to claim innocence when:

— Your campaign manager (Paul Manafort) literally handed polling data to a Russian intel officer

— Your National Security Advisor (Michael Flynn) lied to the FBI about Russia

— And half your staff needed immunity to testify

But yes, please tell us again how the “deep state” framed you.

This isn’t patriotism.

It’s not oversight.

It’s not “truth-telling.”

It’s straight-up propaganda laundering.

They’re trying to rewrite history because they know how damning the truth actually is.

The intelligence community didn’t make up Russian interference.

They caught it.

They documented it.

They screamed it from the rooftops.

And Trump just kept asking Putin if he “did it,” like a kid trying to believe Santa is real.

This isn’t just dishonest. It’s dangerous.

That’s not owning the libs.

That’s surrendering your spine to a dictator.

Because gaslighting an entire country into thinking a foreign attack didn’t happen?

The facts remain.

And history is watching you desperately spin your ego trip into a redemption arc.

It’s not working.

Good luck rebranding treason.

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James Comer’s Subpoena Circus: A Breakdown No One Asked For but We All Deserve 🎪

So James Comer just subpoenaed:

Hillary Clinton

Bill Clinton

Merrick Garland

James Comey

Robert Mueller

William Barr

Jeff Sessions

Alberto Gonzales

Loretta Lynch

Eric Holder

Because apparently, the House Oversight Committee is now just a revenge tour merch booth for Trump.

Let’s unpack this mess.

1.

This isn’t oversight.

It’s cosplay in a suit.

When you can’t win a case or an election, you start indicting history books.

2.

Subpoenaing the same people who investigated Trump is the political equivalent of “I’m rubber, you’re glue.” Except with federal power.

3.

Reminder:

Hillary Clinton testified for 11 hours.

James Comey arguably helped Trump win.

Robert Mueller didn’t even charge him.

And yet... here we are again, with Comer digging through the same 2016 closet like it’s full of new skeletons.

4.

Why is Bill Clinton on this list??

At this point, Comer’s just subpoenaing anyone who’s ever looked directly at a Constitution.

5.

They even threw in Barr and Sessions—two former Trump attorneys general—because apparently even being in the cult isn't enough if you dared tell the truth once.

6.

This isn’t about justice.

It’s about distraction.

It’s a hissy fit in subpoena form.

Trump’s on trial, indicted, disgraced, and desperate—so his allies are trying to retroactively arrest anyone who ever held him accountable.

7.

It’s all a performance.

A taxpayer-funded fanfic.

Congress isn’t legislating. They’re litigating vibes.

8.

This is what power looks like when it’s scared.

Cornered. Exposed. Loud. Petty.

Desperate to rewrite history before it rewrites them.

So yeah—Subpoena everyone, Comer.

It won’t change the fact that Trump’s been impeached, indicted, and legally cooked.

But sure, let’s drag Hillary back in like it’s still 2016 and not your party that’s melting down in real time.

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Pam Bondi’s DOJ is investigating Obama over the 2016 election interference. Let’s unpack this nonsense like a federal indictment. 🧵

1.

Pam Bondi—yes, that Pam Bondi, the same one who got $25k from Trump’s charity right before dropping the Trump U fraud case—now runs the Justice Department and thinks Obama is the real 2016 criminal.

Girl, be serious.

2.

They're not investigating Russia.

They're not investigating Trump.

They're investigating OBAMA.

Because apparently the real crime is not helping Russia rig an election for you.

3.

This all comes from a "referral" by Tulsi Gabbard—who went from Democrat to ‘Russian RT cameo’ to DNI like it’s a speedrun through bad-faith politics. She declassified some docs. They’re trying to twist them into a conspiracy theory mixtape.

4.

Actual fact:

Russia interfered in 2016

The Mueller report said so

The Senate Intel Committee said so

Trump’s own DHS & FBI said so

But because it helped Trump, we’re now pretending it was... an Obama psyop?

5.

No charges, no crimes, just vibes and vengeance.

They’ve got nothing but expired talking points and a political need to rewrite history before November 2026.

6.

Meanwhile, actual felonies—including classified docs in bathrooms, fake electors, and trying to cancel democracy—go untouched. But please, tell me more about how Obama blinking in 2016 was high treason.

7.

This isn’t justice. It’s Trumpist cosplay with subpoenas.

Pam Bondi is running the DOJ like it’s a Real Housewives reunion special.

Except this time, the gaslighting is federally funded.

8.

If you're mad now, wait until they indict the concept of "being Black and successful in public.

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One Good Day on Wall Street ≠ “America Is Rich Again,” Mr. Trump

So Trump posted this gem:

“Good day in the Stock Market (Dow + 585.06, 1.34%, S&P 500 + 91.93, 1.47%, NASDAQ + 403.45, 1.95%), but there will be many more days like this. America is very rich again, and stronger than ever before. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”

🫠 Okay.

Let’s break it down like adults living in the actual economy:

🔍 The Numbers

Dow Jones: +585.06 (1.34%)

S&P 500: +91.93 (1.47%)

NASDAQ: +403.45 (1.95%)

Yes, the market went up for a day. No, that does not mean America is “very rich again.” That’s like saying you're a millionaire because your Venmo balance went up after your friend paid you back for tacos.

🧠 Stock Market ≠ Real Life

The market is not the economy. About 90% of all stocks are owned by the top 10% of Americans. So unless you’ve got a diversified portfolio and a personal finance podcast, this “good day” probably didn’t do much for your rent, your groceries, or your soul.

Working people aren’t living on Wall Street—they’re living in a country where:

Wages haven’t kept up with inflation

Healthcare is still a luxury

The rent is actually too damn high

But yeah. Go off, sir.

🦴 “Stronger Than Ever Before”

What does that even mean? Stronger how? Based on what?

Feels like a slogan he heard in a mirror and decided to tweet before coffee.

Let’s talk actual indicators:

Consumer debt is climbing

Housing is unaffordable in every major city

Childcare? Broken system.

Student loans? Back on, baby.

Climate crisis? Still happening.

But congrats to the 1% on their Tuesday win.

🗣️ TL;DR

Trump saw one green candle on a stock chart and yelled “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED” at the economy.

It’s vibes-based governance.

It’s trickle-down delusion.

It’s “rich = good, poor = invisible” energy.

And the rest of us? We’re still budgeting toothpaste.

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"oh no guy, as we are saying here at Serving the tea with Footnotes...."

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One Good Day on Wall Street ≠ “America Is Rich Again,” Mr. Trump

So Trump posted this gem:

“Good day in the Stock Market (Dow + 585.06, 1.34%, S&P 500 + 91.93, 1.47%, NASDAQ + 403.45, 1.95%), but there will be many more days like this. America is very rich again, and stronger than ever before. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”

🫠 Okay.

Let’s break it down like adults living in the actual economy:

🔍 The Numbers

Dow Jones: +585.06 (1.34%)

S&P 500: +91.93 (1.47%)

NASDAQ: +403.45 (1.95%)

Yes, the market went up for a day. No, that does not mean America is “very rich again.” That’s like saying you're a millionaire because your Venmo balance went up after your friend paid you back for tacos.

🧠 Stock Market ≠ Real Life

The market is not the economy. About 90% of all stocks are owned by the top 10% of Americans. So unless you’ve got a diversified portfolio and a personal finance podcast, this “good day” probably didn’t do much for your rent, your groceries, or your soul.

Working people aren’t living on Wall Street—they’re living in a country where:

Wages haven’t kept up with inflation

Healthcare is still a luxury

The rent is actually too damn high

But yeah. Go off, sir.

🦴 “Stronger Than Ever Before”

What does that even mean? Stronger how? Based on what?

Feels like a slogan he heard in a mirror and decided to tweet before coffee.

Let’s talk actual indicators:

Consumer debt is climbing

Housing is unaffordable in every major city

Childcare? Broken system.

Student loans? Back on, baby.

Climate crisis? Still happening.

But congrats to the 1% on their Tuesday win.

🗣️ TL;DR

Trump saw one green candle on a stock chart and yelled “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED” at the economy.

It’s vibes-based governance.

It’s trickle-down delusion.

It’s “rich = good, poor = invisible” energy.

And the rest of us? We’re still budgeting toothpaste.

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"oh no guy, get your ass outside and just look at the moon for a second."

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"oh no guy, Congressional Breakdown – August 2025

🏛️ Budget Deal Stalled Lawmakers took a vacation before funding the gov’t.

🧾 Spending Bills Incomplete Playing chicken with a shutdown. Again.

👨‍⚖️ Trump Nominees Delayed in Senate "Unqualified" is the new normal.

🇺🇸 Mayorkas Impeachment GOP-pushed, pending Midterm theater season starts early.

🌾 Farm Bill Still not reauthorized Farmers and SNAP recipients: please hold.

📱 TikTok Ban Bill Passed House, stuck in Senate Because nothing says "freedom" like censorship.

💸 Ukraine Aid Stalled by GOP Freedom ain’t free—but we might cancel the order."

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"oh no guy, Just a reminder: that money comes from higher prices you pay, not other countries."

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"oh no guy, not an EPA"

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Let's keep that vote going

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"oh no guy, not a representative witch hunt"

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"oh no guy, not the fat ass picking a tariff fight again"

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"oh no guy, the fat ass didn’t like the jobs report, so he fired the person in charge of counting jobs."