secondplayercanada
Make a "who?" joke. I fucking dare you.
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secondplayercanada · 17 days ago
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"Char char!" She may be trying to tackle hug but he is trying to pick her up and swing her around like she's a baby still so it'll be an interesting outcome to see.
"It's good you see you again! It's been too long, how've you been?"
It's been forever since he's shown his face and maybe they rightful wondered if he was dead. But here he is, with one of those squeeze to flip the ear hats on his head as a cat, with a big basket full of candy, and a smaller, cuter hat for the bestest baby girl.
"Trick or treat."
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As one would imagine, Matt was the one to answer the door. Ignore the plastic crown on his head, and the halloween prince costume he was in, and more on the slightly shocked expression before chuckling.
"Wow, it really is spooky season; ghosts and all."
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secondplayercanada · 20 days ago
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My doctor and therapist: now with this autism + ADHD diagnosis you need to learn to unmask because masking all the time will make you burn out again and feel like shit
Other people: well it's just interesting how after getting the diagnosis you suddenly start behaving like that I mean I'm not saying you're faking it's just funny how you suddenly cannot be normal like you were before
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secondplayercanada · 20 days ago
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And I expect you to wash yours so there's not essence of unwashed dog on it. We are even. [Another Boop]
Trick or treat.
Boop.
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I'm gonna be for real, dude. I had a really strong urge just now to bite your finger.
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secondplayercanada · 20 days ago
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[Excellent.]
No. Maybe I could, basic tips and tricks for foraging and wildness are always needed. People are rarely as good as they think they are.
Trick or treat.
Boop.
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Is this some new thing the Internet Children are doing this year! Tricks and boops to you too! Have a popcorn ball.
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secondplayercanada · 20 days ago
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Matt is the kind of person who would watch delicious in dungeon, immediately identify Laios as Just Like Him For Real™, and somehow miss that not only is Laios autistic, he is as well.
Even if someone tells him, he still won't get it.
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secondplayercanada · 20 days ago
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"Boo." He'll squeeze the sides so the ears flap up and down. "I'm a ghost, like that one movie. I'm here to haunt your kid who can see dead people, woooooooo."
At the deadpan ghost wooo he'll flap the ears some more, then hold out the kid sized hat. "I have one for her, too. I may have one for you and Mattie as well, if you let me in."
It's been forever since he's shown his face and maybe they rightful wondered if he was dead. But here he is, with one of those squeeze to flip the ear hats on his head as a cat, with a big basket full of candy, and a smaller, cuter hat for the bestest baby girl.
"Trick or treat."
@secondplayercanada
As one would imagine, Matt was the one to answer the door. Ignore the plastic crown on his head, and the halloween prince costume he was in, and more on the slightly shocked expression before chuckling.
"Wow, it really is spooky season; ghosts and all."
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secondplayercanada · 20 days ago
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You don't know where my finger has been either. Could've been up a butt. You shouldn't bite things that you don't know where they've been.
Trick or treat.
Boop.
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I'm gonna be for real, dude. I had a really strong urge just now to bite your finger.
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secondplayercanada · 20 days ago
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[Cait you are a treasure and he values you greatly, please know this.]
Oh, nothing much, just the usual. Gardening, wandering through the forests, scaring people in the Arctic circle who don't expect to see anyone, trying to convince Kumajirou I do in fact need to brush his teeth, possibly accidentally creating new local cryptids, wondering if vanishing into the woods would be that bad, helping local wildlife and citizen science. You know, the usual.
Trick or treat.
Boop.
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Is this some new thing the Internet Children are doing this year! Tricks and boops to you too! Have a popcorn ball.
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secondplayercanada · 20 days ago
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Are house hippos endangered species? I don't see them in commercials anymore.
Sadly they went extinct in 2008 when the endling, Miss Piggy, was cancelled by disney.
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secondplayercanada · 22 days ago
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Not a new thing, but a big one yeah. [Takes a popcorn ball] This is really good.
Trick or treat.
Boop.
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Is this some new thing the Internet Children are doing this year! Tricks and boops to you too! Have a popcorn ball.
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secondplayercanada · 22 days ago
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If you do that I will bite you back. Or lick you. Both work.
Trick or treat.
Boop.
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I'm gonna be for real, dude. I had a really strong urge just now to bite your finger.
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secondplayercanada · 22 days ago
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secondplayercanada · 22 days ago
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secondplayercanada · 22 days ago
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Its Matt! He's emerged from wherever it is he spends most of his time, and he's pointing at you, like in the exploding you memes! What does he have to say?
"Boop."
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secondplayercanada · 2 years ago
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fixed it
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