#coffeebleeds

[boisterousfifty]

@coffeebleeds

Cue another exchange of looks.

There is no warning before all the kids gain sly expressions and then rush their father. Get hugged, Dad!

[mauerfrau]

"I can personally confirm that Alfred F. Jones has a Shrinky Dick."

[mauermann]

@coffeebleeds

He taps Alfred on the shoulder lightly. When Alfred turns around to look, he lands a solid punch, square across his face, enough to send Alfred stumbling to the ground. “It seems you forgot to drink your respect women juice today.”

[vogelschadel]

Do you want to get fucked up on nutmeg and go insane in a public bathroom? -coffeebleeds

@coffeebleeds

Contrary to the popular belief, I don't get high on purpose, for my greatness makes it possible for me to go insane whenever I please. And as long as doing so in a public bathroom means cleaning it up thoroughly because they're always unsanitary and full of all sorts of Scheiße, count me in.

[cryingyetcourageous]

He called it sending n*des because he sees landscape pics as 'prawn' + stop telling him about your landscape your too young to put yourself out there this.

Y-You really think he-

[First, it's a snort, then a giggle, and then he's full on trying not to lose it, covering his mouth and nose with his hand in a weak attempt at stifling his reaction.]

Ak, s-st-stop! Stop, don't... don't be making up stupid rumors like that! Really, at least try to make it believable. It's land! It was here long before us and will be here long after. What do you think he - h-he gets weird about Pangea being a "group effort" or something? That's... I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. Thank you for that.

Also, I'm easily three times his age, so if he can talk about these things, so can I, not that there is anything inappropriate about land. But for honestly, you shouldn't make up lies about people.

[cryingyetcourageous]

[that helps him relax a bit, lips twitching at the thought] Y-Yeah, you think? I think maybe it's that I... I trust you, so there's more chance that a quick hit will snap you out of it, you know? Slap some sense into you. Or, a... th-throat punch. Are you sure you are not wanting something to drink? I don't have water, but...

Hey, don't apologize for your startle response. You can't help that.

[He smiles a little] Though I suppose that says more about me that most people cause you to freeze, but your subconsciously sized me up and decided you could take me.

[thelittleliechtensteiner]

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[paralianprince]

Hey its time to create your character as a flight rising dragon !!

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[bates--boy]

"Yeah." Peter drew his knees up, wrapping his arms around them and settling his chin on them. "Now, they do. It blew their minds when I finally told them, but they're, ah, adjusting to the idea of me.

"Except Adel." He threw back his head and let out a laugh. "Whoo, that guy had so many questions about history and world culture, and I had to remind him that I'm only eighty. And a fort. He really wants me to introduce him to the rest of our kind, probably get some material for his journal."

coffeebleeds​:

Alfred hadn’t heard about Berwald and Timo, but then again, he rarely concerned himself with the personal affairs of the Nordics. Economic affairs, certainly. But the minutia of personal live often bored him to tears.

“Yeah, that’s pretty crazy, isn’t it?” He chuckled. “That old sea rat actually ended up happy. For as long as that lasts anyway.” He shrugged. “I’m always surprised when one of us goes and gets married. Anything less than annexation dooms a relationship. I supposed Arthur and Ollie were destined to be together, in that sense. Any other match would have no chance of lasting.”

          He wished he could disagree with Alfred about relationships among types like them; it was so defeatist and depressing, essentially a sense of being trapped. To love one of their own but be ruled by the tides of geopolitical change that caused all of these rifts, or to be with mortals, watching one love after another die, constantly adrift in loneliness.

        But he had to protect his child from all the harm of this type of life, and part of that means being realistic. “Yeah… you’re right,” Peter said. He wiped the lips of his cup and offered his drink to Alfred.

[boisterousfifty]

"... Nights at the chateau Trapped in your sunset bungalow You couldn't escape it

Drink of paradise They told you 'Put your blood on ice' You're not gonna make it..."

He's fairly sure he's alone as he sings to himself, leaning on the railing of his balcony, overlooking the glow of Las Vegas, the sun hidden behind the horizon while its dying light left the sky a fading orange surrendering into blue.

He doubts his visitor can hear him... though he wouldn't care if he's wrong.

"Every face along the boulevard Is a dreamer just like you You looked at death in a tarot card And you saw what you had to do..."

@coffeebleeds

[mauerfrau]

@coffeebleeds

The dumpster was opened and in hopped a familiar Berliner. She cupped Alfred's face gently in her hands. Tears were falling down her own. "Alfie...Alfie are you okay? Of course you're not, I know. I'm so glad I found you. I know what happened. Fuck, I'm so sorry. I never thought he'd...Alex....Alfie, I'm so sorry."

[ask-australia-jack-okelly]

@coffeebleeds

[SMS]

OI ALFRED.

ALFRED ALFKED FREDLINGTON FUCKFACE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALFEEEEEEEED

[ourfairdominion]

@coffeebleeds

Shrinky Dick

[manfrommoscow]

@coffeebleeds

"happy birthday! Here!" And a slightly squashed, brightly wrapped gift was shoved into his hands. "I know you need the attention and shiny things!"

[ageofxail]

A Dashboard Game!

WHAT KIND OF FANBASE WOULD YOUR MUSE HAVE?

DANIEL ALEKSANDER KING

very controversial

some people are literally in love with your character. others want to witness their execution. and probably these fans fight each other a lot about it. and they @ you for like 90% of their fights so your notifications are blowing up and it's all about this one character and you're just so tired

NOEL THAMES MERCER

lesbians are obsessed with them.

they're either a super hot badass girlboss or man that's prolly a 6/10 looks-wise who makes respecting woman his entire personality (as he should) there's a lot of tweets or posts about this character, and all the fanfics are prolly either really sweet and cute or extremely R rated. no in between lmao

GABRIEL EMMANUEL HILL

lots of fanart but in a cool way :o

this character has a chill fanbase !!!! people just make aesthetic art for them !! your character is probably fairly unproblematic

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