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Living in DC right now is really fun because you’ll go to the grocery store for the first time in over a week, see a white man buying tiki torches, and instantly decide that you don’t actually need eggs or milk or fresh produce and hightail it 

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annabeth chase, to percy after 5 years:

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Who run the world,

GIRLS

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The Spiderverse script reads like it was written by actual 12 year olds 

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If you’re a nazi you are NOT allowed to go see Into the Spiderverse because Spider Noir can and WILL rip through the screen and deck you in the jaw

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from soph to junior year: school has easier but life has gotten harder

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young person: college should be affordable

evil ass old people: this generation is SO entitled!!! back in my day, when college tuition was like 400% cheaper, we just PAID FOR IT. stupid entitled millennials

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millennial: *doesnt open a door for a boomer*

boomer: chivalry is DEAD, common courtesy is A THING OF THE PAST, i remember when RESPECT was AUTOMATIC and people werent SELFISH, the current generation is AWFUL and IMPOLITE

millennial: so slurs are bad and people deserve basic human rights

boomers: umm,,,, sweetie,,,,, tjhe real world,,,,, isnt gonna cater to your stupid baby needs,,,,, grow a spine,,,,, welcome to reality,,,,,,,

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shirtless dude character in a bed: yep clearly just had some heterosexual sex

lady character with no pants on: standing in the bathroom doorway wearing a prop shirt that is identical to the dude's shirt from an earlier scene only 5-10 sizes bigger to emphasize the fact that she is only a tiny, frail woman enveloped by his RAMPANT MASCULINITY, for he is MR. CAPTAIN ARCHDUKE STUD LARGEMASSIVE

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company trying to market something to millennials: homie 😎⚠️👆,consumerism 😂💰😂 is on fleek bae!! We should 💯💯💯 go to our nearest bastion of capitalism 💳💸 and get turnt with your bff 👯💅💁

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I needed this.

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When people ask how I manage to survive during exam season

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Say it with me

YOUR STORY ISN’T STUPID

YOUR STORY IS GOOD

YOUR STORY MIGHT NEED REVISIONS

BUT NOT RIGHT NOW

KEEP GOING

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