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"I mean, it's legal. The governments going to declare us husband and wife for tax purposes. It's just going to be a bit more fun than normal weddings." If his mother could hear about how he was proposing a marriage, even if under false pretences, she'd chastise him for at least not getting a ring. Give the girl something. "The former is more historically correct, gotta respect the king."

— @xlalitax

“ sham wedding. Real party? “ Lalita replied raising a brow to his comment. She hated the fact she was actually kind of excited by this and it wasn’t necessarily the whole getting married aspect but the fact that she could sort of just not give a shit fully for once. She could do all the dumb Vegas shit and not have weird expectations hovering over her anymore cause her mother couldn’t say shit to her by then. It was sort of freeing, and it made her a lot less mad at everything. “ l will thank you when we have both fat and skinny Elvis dueling to marry us okay “

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"I've been a bouncer for some rich fucks in LA." Among other jobs. "Usually for private events in their private abodes. In those places, most definitely, I'd never want to use a blacklight. I'd like to keep my innocence to some level."

— @maviscampbell

"Oh, yeah?" Mavis asked, crossing her arms over the top of the bar and leaning for a second to catch her breath, happy for the brief reprieve between rushes of patrons. "Like where? I feel like we'd be scarred for life if someone put a blacklight on the bathrooms at the club."

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Sebi: Look, I'm sorry I implied such. And I don't think you're deflecting, I just don't like seeing you this tired. And I know you've worked really hard to get to where you are. Sebi: I'm sure she wouldn't mind a nice trip to Vegas. My sisters can look after the store. Sebi: I don't have any plans on getting married for the more traditional reasons in my life. If we're gunna do this, why not just have the most fun with it? — @xlalitax

Lalita: I don’t know if we’re talking about the same things right now. I want to have a serious conversation with you, I’m not trying to deflect here, but I have a feeling you’re not understanding what I’m trying to say about feeling stuck. Lalita: It’s not easier and I don’t like feeling this way. I don’t love getting doors slammed in my face professionally just because of something like gender or industry connections. I wont give up even if it hurts. I’m just saying I’m tired but, not that I’m giving up. Lalita: I mean….. would she want to? I don’t wanna be rude. Lalita: Or are we really going full embarrassing Vegas? Like is this a separate thing to keep to ourselves? @sebitorres

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Sebi: I think this is a wrong number Sebi: But ~ Sebi: To answer your question, yes this would absolutely do numbers.

— @solaadisa

SOLA 📲 OPEN

Sola: now imma need u to be so fr with me rn Sola: insta worthy or no ‼️

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Sebi: It's only kicking you down if you let it. Sebi: Sometimes I think you don't want to feel better, that it's just easier to be this way. Sebi: Is this your way of asking me if I'd like to invite her?

— @xlalitax

Lalita: that wasn’t that mean. I thought you were gonna rip out my heart or something Lailta: I’m trying not to feel stuck Seb. But I’m tired of fighting against shit that keeps kicking me down. Lalita: okay fine. What do you want to hear? Lalita: okay. So she won’t be annoyed she can’t be there to watch us get married by dueling Elvis’? Cause I’d be mad @sebitorres

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"Not off the beach, into the water." He's joking, the idea of having this many drunk people near a body of water meant the bouncer had his work cut out for him tonight. But at least at the point of being in water, they would the lifeguards problem from there on. "I've had to peel people out of stranger places in this line of work."

— @maviscampbell

closed: @sebitorres

location: burning of the exes bonfire

"Are you actually working this thing?" Mavis asked her coworker as she flitted around behind the bar, momentarily ignoring all of the raised hands trying to get her attention. "Feels like it'd be kinda hard to throw people off of a public beach."

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Closed: @lorelailewis Where: Oasis

"You still haven't given me the update on the arguing couple." Sebi points across the room at the familiar blonde, with a knowing look, preparing his earpiece for the big night ahead. A whole workforces round of drinks and meal hung in the balance of Lorelai actually holding true on her promise.

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👀+ what do you really feel about Sebi?

“ I really feel like you should mind your own fucking business. “

“ he’s a good thing in my life. And I think all my bullshit is pushing him away before we can even get the plan in motion. I’m kind of attached even if I don’t want to admit to it “

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Sebi: I'll shout the whole team a buffet dinner if you get names, dates, and if the wife whacks him with that studded purse.

— @lorelailewis

Lorelai: That kind of tea is worth more than a round and you know it Lorelai: Throw in some onion rings after shift and I'll find out everything about the affair before last call @sebitorres

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☎️

"I know my mum and my oldest sister's phone numbers, only because they've had the same ones for a decade. Don't really need to remember phone numbers anymore."

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🚫 PROHIBITED — does your oc drink/smoke? do they do it regularly, or is it more on occasion or for special events?

"If you're referring to the devils lettuce, I sure goddam do. Legal state bay-bee."

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"I just knew you'd say that." Sebi flashes a quick, wide smile towards Bora. He didn't come to his boss for advice, nor to convinced otherwise, he just wanted to be honest with his decision. If there was anyone in this world who recoiled at the very mention of marriage, it was the man sitting across from Sebi, there'd be no convincing him this was a good idea. "She's a long time friend of mine, I've always known her parents have been... forceful, to say the least. Seems if she didn't do something they'd take things in their own hands."

— @borawinters

"That sounds like an incredibly dense thing to do," Bo says after taking a moment to digest what Sebi was telling him, the few seconds doing little to sway his initial thought or to motivate him to soften his delivery any, "You'll need to elaborate on how your friend is being forced into a marriage in the first place."

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Sebi: Not to be mean, but for someone so self aware, I don't really see you trying to change that fact. Sebi: If we're going to go through with this plan, I'm gunna need you to be honest with me. Sebi: She knows I don't believe in marriage as something thats necessary to show commitment.

— @xlalitax

Lalita: well that’s not a surprise, I’ve been sort of stuck the last couple years Lalita: have been there. Trust me I know you have your fun when it comes to me but you’ve always been there Lalita: maybe I need to get drunk to be more honest. Cause honestly I hate never knowing tome when it comes to texting Lalita: think she’d be mad at me for taking away her only son like this? @sebitorres

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"I think it is, but just for a very specific reason." Sebi was a very open and liberated being in that sense, but even he was shocked with some of the things people asked for on Tinder. "If that what makes you happy, go for it."

— @billieconway

"Okay, so Tinder isn't hip with the kids anymore -- got it," Billie nods in solemn understanding.

"I always got the vibe that Tinder was more of a booty call venue than actual serious dating. And I want to do actual serious dating. But maybe I should do a bootycall type of thing first to dip my toes back into the water. What do you think?"

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"Just because we're having a sham wedding, shouldn't mean we shouldn't get to make the most of it." That, and Sebi often tried to squeeze as much enjoyment out of things in life. Always on the verge of being caught for his crimes, he'd rather enjoy life to the fullest just incase the FBI or the IRS ended up on his doorstep the next morning. "You're very welcome for the suggestion."

— @xlalitax

There wasn’t much in life that Lalita feared. There were two things. Someone genuinely giving a damn about her and her reciprocating those feelings and to never get away from her parents. The thing that bothered her so much about them was those things were tied together. She didn’t trust people cause her family had almost tricked her into a marriage with someone she didn’t know or really trust once the truth about him had come out. It left her more prickly and more angry at the people who always claimed to love her. With Sebi, it wasn’t like she loved him or anything but she did trust him. That was something that meant more to her than anything else. Would she tell him that? Probably not. Maybe after a dozen drinks when she finally found the courage to thank him. “ here I thought you would just go to some courthouse with me. I didn’t realize you actually wanted to have fun? “ she replied shaking her head. “ I cant argue with that logic. Even though you know I love to argue. But you know what, why not? Let’s just do every stupid Vegas cliche because let’s commit to the circus “ @sebitorres

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"They certainly do not." Sebi wishes they would. He had to go out of town to get the good stuff. The plugs around here had shit grade. "No shade on the MnM covered brownies. Hope they enjoy them."

"I actually have some at home."

— @sorenxdavenport

"Does the bakery sell the fun kind?" Soren laughed at the idea of it but he shook his head. "They're for my daughters. Fifteen and eight, so no fun brownies for them. Although, maybe we could get the fun brownies for the two of us someday."

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Sebi: It also leaves you stuck. Sebi: Have been there? Or held it against you? Sebi: I can barely get you to talk openly in person. Thought it would be easier over text. Sebi: Then we will tell her the truth.

— @xlalitax

Lalita: I’d better have no luck than bad luck. It keeps me safe Lalita: ……you have Lalita: I don’t know if I can have this heart to heart with you through text Sebi Lalita: we don’t have to lie to her. I don’t want to lead her on in any way @sebitorres