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good morning tumblrinas

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86?????????? Only 86????????? theres like 10k fics in the house md tag and less than 100 are about chase and foreman????????

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i love this pic becuase not only is troy wearing one of abeds sweaters (and probably t-shirt too) but the way the eagles are kissing is probably how they kiss

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"i dont support your lifestyle, but…" i dont support you breathing actually. im gonna take your lungs now. bye bye :3

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god hes such a fucking slut i want to do HORRIBLE AWFUL DISGUSTING THINGS TO THIS MAN

Made a compilation of (most of) Dennis' gay mannerisms bc I had to get it out of my system

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No one loves Spider-Man more than Andrew Garfield

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as much as i want to say number 5 (for obvious reasons) i would be so uncomfortable. im sitting next to lester so i can eavesdrop on their conversation tho

had to make one of these

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IM YELPING IT HURTS

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that thumbnail … “one of the many perks of being in a long term relationship” oh i’m sure. just announce that you two go raw in a youtube thumbnail. why not.

this is diabolical

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House drugged that coffee btw

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can someone please remind me im not the only sane person in this world.

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the synchronization between them is mad

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im not a writer so this doesn't have real dialogue. mad libs I guess. I imagine this happens often on their lunch dates hehe

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EVERYONE EAT A TREAT AND PLAY WITH UR WORM

this shit is soooooo infuriating to me like some people have trouble climaxing through NO fault of their own—maybe it’s a natural variation of their bodies maybe it’s medication side effects maybe it’s trauma—it’s actually really common and it’s something that makes a lot of people feel really ashamed and miserable… you haven’t “masturbated yourself into dysfunction” in fact masturbation often helps you get better at figuring out what makes you climax like !!!!!!! and even if you HAVE been hitting the vibe too hard recently you can always cool off for a week or two until you get in the mood again. your clit isn’t ruined forever. christ. this chewed-gum approach to sex simply does not have a basis in fact. pleasure is not a scarce resource

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You’re late. Nine years fucking late.