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more Harvey, bc my brain is only capable of focusing on like three things at any given time

imagining he works out with the ladies at Pierre's place and the farmer is peeking around the corner like 😳

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"No air-traffic this morning, honey. But it's still fun to break out the equipment now and then!”

[sebastians-bong]

In 1988, ACT UP protested the FDA withholding HIV treatment due to requiring unethical double-blind studies of medication they already knew worked.

In 2024, trans activists protested promoters of an NHS-funded report requiring unethical double-blind studies of medication they already knew worked.

[sebastians-bong]

hello Harvey sdv enjoyers

[sebastians-bong]

the dick must be insane

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HELLO???

[sebastians-bong]

Hate it when the Stardew Valley NPCs get mad at me for digging in their garbage. Like bitch I carry this town on my back. "Ew! Thats awful!" You know what else would be awful? The decaying shambles this town will be left in when I leave because you were all mean to me. Without me Pelican Town is nothing do not fucking test me

[sebastians-bong]

there is some GOOD SHIT in these patch notes

[sebastians-bong]

how long does it take one ape to drink a coffee......

[sebastians-bong]

Never have so many gamers been so anxious for one guy to finish his cup of coffee

[sebastians-bong]

sending mental beams of WAKE UP to concernedape

[sebastians-bong]

How it started:

(Image ID: a tweet from ConcernedApe on October 12, 2021, stating: "I like pickles, but mayo...I plead the 5th. but if I remember right, the real reason you can't eat them in the game is because they are in a glass jar and I didn't want to have to draw a special animation for fishing out the pickles, and no way would I allow drinking mayonnaise.")

How it's going:

(Image ID: A tweet from ConcernedApe on March 17, 2024, showing a screenshot of a patch note that reads, "You can now drink mayonnaise.")

[sebastians-bong]

Friend of animals, always ready to sew some clothes and always in a positive mood. She qualifies as a Disney princess to me!

[sebastians-bong]

my modest suggestion for stardew valley 1.6 is Jodi should have a 10-heart event which you can trigger during year one where you convince her to divorce Kent and start dating you instead so he never comes back to town. i hate him so much he won't stop sending me bombs in the post (concept 👇)

[sebastians-bong]

DAY 2 OF SDV-TOBER: EMILY!!!!1

idk anything about her but shoutout to the emily fans

[sebastians-bong]

Hate it when the Stardew Valley NPCs get mad at me for digging in their garbage. Like bitch I carry this town on my back. "Ew! Thats awful!" You know what else would be awful? The decaying shambles this town will be left in when I leave because you were all mean to me. Without me Pelican Town is nothing do not fucking test me

[sebastians-bong]

more than just tidbits in sdv 1.6???