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I’m going to. Murder you. @illerons give him your best good-bye kiss, @are-you-saintshitting-me​ do you have any switchblades I can borrow

drystan, bae, loml, how are you? got any tea for darling veni?

hey sweetheartt YEAH well i’m pretty sure something’s hot and heavy’s going down with @notjase and @seaspickle but like i’m not allowed to sAy which is a fuckin crime😪✋🤧

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this was too good to just leave as a reply so: oh you're friends with drysty dear i hope you recover </3

Hey hey hey don’t talk shit about my bro :( 

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well hello bellicose

Well hello 

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Aw @fallenkings Drystanbro thanks for the tag 

Relationship status: ... Does it matter? Favorite colors: I’ve been partial to gray-green. Different shades of green are honestly quite nice.  Three favorite foods: Val made brownies that one time and they were amazing, even though I’m like 99% sure that she dumped half a bottle of brandy into them  Song stuck in my head: ‘Dancing Queen’ by ABBA, Drystanbro’s rendition of it. It’s ... ‘painful’ isn’t a strong enough adjective :)  Last song i listened to: ‘Buzzcut Season’ by Lorde, unlike some people, I actually have taste. Last thing I googled: “flaki soup”  Time: Time for you to get a watch ✌ Dream trip: to go [censored] on [censored]’s [censored] ship  Anything I want: Not gonna lie ... that dream trip. 

Tagging: @laurent-darrius-aldrich, @ anyone 

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Bold of you to claim that your place in this hellsite is a “throne” 

And sorry Ref but no, we’re not leaving. 

hello. ultimatum time.

@fallenkings @illerons @laurent-darrius-aldrich @marsolles @notjase @seaspickle

hey

it’s been fun

but you only get a week here. then we are kicking you back to elterrae and altairra, respectively. because this is hell.

@are-you-saintshitting-me @telepathic-moose @valentijnsilse @eirianastralles you four can stay you’re not hurting anybody

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Laurentbro is too pure get him off this saintforsaken hellsite I’m begging you 

bROOOO HOW YOU DOING LEMME KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO FEND OFF YOUR CREEPY HIMBO SIMPER 33 - drystanbro💕👌🤟

bROOO I’M DOING GREAT AND WAIT WHO WHAT - I HAVE A CREEPY HIMBO SIMPER???/?/??? 

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swoon me baby

i - what the fuck

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‘DON’T BE SUCH A CLUELESS ASSCLICK’ BRO I’M WOUNDED 

bROOOO HOW YOU DOING LEMME KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO FEND OFF YOUR CREEPY HIMBO SIMPER 33 - drystanbro💕👌🤟

bROOO I’M DOING GREAT AND WAIT WHO WHAT - I HAVE A CREEPY HIMBO SIMPER???/?/??? 

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bROOOO HOW YOU DOING LEMME KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO FEND OFF YOUR CREEPY HIMBO SIMPER </33 - drystanbro💕👌🤟

bROOO I’M DOING GREAT AND WAIT WHO WHAT - I HAVE A CREEPY HIMBO SIMPER???/?/??? 

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WHY WOULD I EVER DISRESPECT YOU BRO IN THE NAME OF OUR BROSHIP (bromance?) I’M WOUNDED 

aYYY so like, kyrell pronunciation discourse am i righT

see how problematic you are, illeron😪🤔😤

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Yeah Switch stop mocking our bromance :( 

okay but why is everyone calling each other "[name]bro

its giving me a fuckin seizure and they need to stop

pretty much alastor / bellicose / aldrich are famously the nonfrat bros but i dont bother asking how that saintshit came abiut

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How problematic are you, Drystanbro? 

aYYY so like, kyrell pronunciation discourse am i righT

see how problematic you are, illeron😪🤔😤

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HE IS TOO PURE KEEP HIM FROM THIS SAINTSFORSAKEN CHAOS

@are-you-saintshitting-me could step on me 🙄✋

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Kyrellbro has spoken! Drystanbro’s new tag is officially ‘Kyrellbro simp 💖’ and no I don’t accept constructive criticism 😘

Should I change @fallenkings’ tag from ‘Drystanbro 💖’ to ‘Kyrellbro simp 💖’ for … Reasons ….. 

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Just an observation: that’s very rich coming from a guy who wears a fanny pack unironically 🙃

Dreamed that we would kiss back in Genesis Back when you’d assist those with their iron fist And I watched you stroll by, thought that I would die Still found time to sigh, then we got the sign And you’re not mine You’ve got your Valentine Long blonde hair, why she’s fine You’ve put me in quite the bind But you’re blind Why would you ever want me? Yeah, you’ve got your perfect Blondie Know I shouldn’t obsess But fuck, I’m such a mess And you think she’s the best Wish I were your princess I want to hurt her when I watch you murmur She helps when you’re in pain and I’m going insane Fuck, why am I like this? Just waiting for your kiss So why try deny? Yeah, I wish she would die Cause you’re not mine Why do you get Valentine? Oh her pretty hair and her fucked-up mind And now I’m such a bind And you’re blind Why would you ever want me? Yeah, you’ve got your perfect Blondie Know I shouldn’t obsess But fuck, I’m such a mess And you think she’s the best Wish I were your princess (Oh) Wish I were your princess (Oh, oh) Wish I were your princess Why would you ever want me? Yeah, you’ve got your perfect Blondie Know I shouldn’t obsess But fuck, I’m such a mess And you think she’s the best Wish I were your Wait, what? Dyllon and Frey did WHAT? Hold on. Hold on are you - fuck. Fuck fuck fuck I’ve been worrying about the wrong girl haven’t I -

princess; a heather parody by @jam-is-my-food

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Oh hey kyrellbro now you’re here - please drop it. I know the double standards are rich here with the Beemer and the glasses and the - wait. Wow. You actually have every right not to drop this uhh someone back me up here 

Dreamed that we would kiss back in Genesis Back when you’d assist those with their iron fist And I watched you stroll by, thought that I would die Still found time to sigh, then we got the sign And you’re not mine You’ve got your Valentine Long blonde hair, why she’s fine You’ve put me in quite the bind But you’re blind Why would you ever want me? Yeah, you’ve got your perfect Blondie Know I shouldn’t obsess But fuck, I’m such a mess And you think she’s the best Wish I were your princess I want to hurt her when I watch you murmur She helps when you’re in pain and I’m going insane Fuck, why am I like this? Just waiting for your kiss So why try deny? Yeah, I wish she would die Cause you’re not mine Why do you get Valentine? Oh her pretty hair and her fucked-up mind And now I’m such a bind And you’re blind Why would you ever want me? Yeah, you’ve got your perfect Blondie Know I shouldn’t obsess But fuck, I’m such a mess And you think she’s the best Wish I were your princess (Oh) Wish I were your princess (Oh, oh) Wish I were your princess Why would you ever want me? Yeah, you’ve got your perfect Blondie Know I shouldn’t obsess But fuck, I’m such a mess And you think she’s the best Wish I were your Wait, what? Dyllon and Frey did WHAT? Hold on. Hold on are you - fuck. Fuck fuck fuck I’ve been worrying about the wrong girl haven’t I -

princess; a heather parody by @jam-is-my-food

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Should I change @fallenkings’ tag from ‘Drystanbro 💖’ to ‘Kyrellbro simp 💖’ for ... Reasons .....