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sup, i’m back

mostly because someone else is, too, but i’ll get to that soon enough

all threads have been dropped due to the horrendously long absence, but like this post if you wanna get another one going

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Rock 👏Roll 👏and 👏Blues 👏are 👏children 👏 👏 👏

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Can we add classic/archie Blues to that list? He's coded p young too.

[absolutely! i hesitated to add Blues at first because he seems like an adult in Megamix and Gigamix, but in Archie and Classic he’s undoubtedly a child.]

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anyway like Zeppy said, if any of y'all ship Rock or Roll sexually with anyone, especially older Robot Masters, go ahead and unfollow me right fucking now

and don’t give me any of that “but they’re robots, it doesn’t count” shit. at a point it stops being about the characters and about the viewers. the thing is, even if they’re robots, Rock and Roll are coded to be children. not coded as in in-universe programming, but as in giving traits to a character to affect how said character is interpreted by the viewers. they think, speak, look, and act like children - and if you look at this character meant to evoke the same response as a child would, no matter what the technical state of the charscter, and say, “i want this person to be in a sexual relationship with an adult”? ask yourself why you did that.

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Another one of the new kids! This one is “Rainbow”, a red/orange female Amazon Tree Boa. A little dull here since she’s in shed, but we are so happy to have her! She’s settling in very nicely :) 

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Colubrine adjective | like a snake; cunning; of, like or pertaining to snakes

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Ophiophilist noun | snake-lover

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Gaboon Viper by Rich Tinsley on Flickr.

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@gcneinaflash

God dammit. 

Figures that the one Search Snake to get found had to be in Flash’s room. If he just hadn’t been cleaning his racks upon racks of cameras, it would have all been fine, but today had to be the day he sorted through them and found the snake nestled behind a couple of them in a corner - and this being Flash, he was pissed at Snake for it, possibly enough to break the currently-held-hostage snake beyond repair.

Which would be unacceptable, and which was why he was currently stalking through the halls towards Flash’s room, rolling a half-formulated plan in his processors as he walked. Top priority would be to get in, get the snake, and get out - physical or emotional harm to Flash could come later. The Second Number would probably be used to him coming in through the vents, so this time the door would work well enough.

Speaking of the door, there it was, nearly sparkling clean as always. He’d have to pour tar or something on it later, but for now, he’d settle for throwing a hard kick at it in hopes of knocking it open.

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THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY MOON

“Don’t you mean my Moon?”

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