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ATTN:

A fiddle wheel makes fiddle cord.

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ATTN:

This is a fiddle wheel.

Come back tomorrow for further announcements.

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House At Pooh Corner. My dad was a musician and used to play it, now that he’s gone I cannot listen to it without ugly crying because I miss him so much.

what’s a song that make you insta-cry?  for bonus points, as comfortable: is there a particular connection that causes it or is it Just That Sad?

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Haha! This made me laugh so hard when I got to the last bit. It’s a great post and then wham, the kind of laughing that leaves you breathless.

joseph joestar is so. he’s crashed four planes. became a real estate agent. he’s an objectively awful person. just a horrible, horrible man. got married at 18. cheated on his wife. faked senility when confronted with his bastard son and affair. loves his grandma. collects comic books. his first ever appearance is him beating up two cops. fought an immortal god inside an active volcano. he’s had to watch himself and his entire family before and after him lose their lives and childhoods to the joestar curse. likes weird al. he thought it would be funny to pretend be the man who had tormented his entire bloodline and killed any friend they’ve ever had. just as a little prank. tactical genius who can’t do simple math. died once but he was resurrected so it’s fine. his solution to killing a vampire was use tommy gun. and when that doesn’t work, use grenades

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I finished a little heart! ❤️

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It’s been a shit two weeks. I got over a stomach bug just to have a tooth decide to get infected.

Of course being an American, I don’t have dental insurance and being disabled, I don’t have the money to pay out of pocket so I’ve been calling low income dental clinics just to be ignored or told Im too old, they only take patients under 19.

Went to urgent care after five days of hoping it would clear itself up with listerine rinses and gentle water brushing a few times a day (which does work occasionally) and got abx and a script for a few pain pills. Got all excited because maybe I could eat something or even sleep for more than a few minutes at a time, right?

WRONG. Apparently that dosage has been out of stock pretty much everywhere for months and the pharmacy just doesn’t know WHY doctors keep writing for them when the other two dosages are available. But they didn’t call me or text me or anything with this info, I had to drive all the way there thinking relief was waiting to be told “hahahaha NOPE”

I cried all the way home and got bitched at by a housemate because “you just need to get your prescription and take it somewhere else, stop crying!” (Take it where exactly? Even if somewhere else had them, nowhere else takes my fucking Health Coverage…)

Called Urgent Care hoping to get the doctor to call me in something else but of course no one is picking up or returning my message. Because it’s an Urgent Care, they never do. They send you into the world and you gotta hope everything goes well.

I stopped on a bridge on my way home for a good long think, but couldn’t convince myself to ram my stepmom’s car through the railing to make it look like an accident and if the car got found, that’d be obvious and hurt my family.

life is pain

how you doin?

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So, I put out my very first pattern, if anyone is interested….

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Happy Birthday Kitty!

Hey, if you're a minor and you're following my blog, I just need you to be aware:

You have been on this earth for fewer years than my cat has.

She turns 20 this week, everyone please say happy birthday 🥳💖

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My sleepy sidekick.

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These two need names, been playing with an AI generator and its... something. Still prefer art by humans though.

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Working working! Making an example for my new pattern!

Miss Alchemy sent me a cute kitty to help me out, lol.

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Cracked me up, lol

Trying my hand at an SDV incorrect quote.

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The venn diagram of “kids who fried ants with a magnifying glass” and “people who actually clicked the Ant Legion ad” is a circle.

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As you wish!

this poll will stay up for a week so if you'd reblog the art post please do reblog the poll too, i want to see how many people an art post from an art blog w 3k followers like mine can reach (considering that most of those 3k went awol after the p0rn ban and/or arent active anymore)

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Oh gosh, Springie's just a great dad, ain't he?

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George Dubs, kitty of great perplexion

Once upon a time, we had a kitten that was kinda dumb, possibly because he was a breech birth and hung out of his mama's butt for a while while I tried to get the courage to pull on him. (I was 13 and it was the middle of the night with no adults home, try not to judge me too harshly. The cat was supposedly fixed but was one of two or three "spayed" cats that unexpectedly had kittens at our house. I think the previous owners lied about it to make us take her in.)

But this kitten... he was a dumbass. I thought he was dead when I got him out (his cord broke before I pulled him out so he was probably without oxygen for several minutes) but his mama took him from me and started licking the hell outta him until he cried. He grew into a massive orange tabby cat that licked the walls, ate lettuce like a little pig if he could get to it (one day he ate like six small lettuces out of the garden then puked them into my mother's shirt, right down into her bra) and would jam his face into people's crotch and huff the stank.

He also tried to make love to everything from a shoe that was still on someone's foot, to a very confused labrador's head, to a surprisingly willing male chihuahua. He was fixed pretty young so no idea why he did that but he was a maker of sin biscuits of all varieties.

Other notable accomplishments in his life were:

going out the front door and returning with a chicken wing. It was still warm. No idea where he got it.

leaping into the toilet while standing up pee-ers had a whiz

eating his brother's ass like groceries (seriously, he loved to lick his bro's choccy starfish. with nasty, loud, wet slurping noises and loud purring.)

sleeptalking ("mrrrrrrrroooooowwwwww" -snore-)

stealing and jealously hoarding the plastic rings off the top of milk and soda bottles

the time he caught an owl. the owl was unharmed but confused and he was sitting on top of it. When I picked up the cat, it flew away.

giving the paw bapbaps to the neighbor's snarling pit mix, who was so confused and offended that he ran away

In addition, while he HAD claws, I'm not sure he knew it. Or maybe he occasionally discovered it and then forgot? Because 90% of his paw work was with claws still retracted. For instance, he did not hit the pit bull (who was actually quite friendly most of the time, I can only assume the orange idiot was messing with him beforehand) with claws, he just offended it with a little bapbap.

In honor of the current at the time president, his name was George, but we called him Dubya and Dubs when he was being particularly inexplicable.

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These are so beautiful!

Our beloved home, Backstage