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i thought your wweird ass revvolutionary lovve shit wwas beyond the quadrants 

wwasnt that the point

cant you get your owwn history right 

youre almost more pathetic than my owwn wwaste of space ancestor

no wwonder kars so angry all the time

THERE IS SO MUCH DISCUSSION OF THE QUADRANTS ON THIS WEBZONE TONIGHT. 

SOMETIMES I WONDER IF I MISSED AN IMPORTANT EXPERIENCE BY ONLY FILLING ONE QUADRANT, AND ATYPICALLY AT THAT, BEFORE LEAVING SUCH CONCERNS BEHIND ENTIRELY.

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im sorry i should havve been more clear

the great an unfathomable depths of your owwn soul suckin terribleness wwas so much that the rest of all possible univverses shorted out in horror at your poor an wworthless attempt at trolldom 

if you wwere the last troll in the wworld i wwould only pail wwith you so that all of the neww wworthless wwigglers that wwere your spawwn could suffer at your incompetent hands for eons of painful half existence 

cursed wwith the blessin they dont evven deservve of my high an beautifully royal blood 

yes

wwe shall

3R1D4N 4MPOR4 P4Y 4TT3NT1ON

[snop]

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i accept 

if only to make sure that you are wwrithin in agony the wwhole time 

you are the wworst troll in this miserable human wworld an ill alwways be there to make sure youre just as miserable as evveryone wwhose sorry lot it is to livve here

3R1D4N 4MPOR4 P4Y 4TT3NT1ON

1 4M 1NV1T1NG YOU ON 4 H4T3-D4T3

1N WH1CH 4 THOROUGHLY UNPL34S4NT T1M3 W1LL B3 H4D BY 4LL

DO YOU 4CC3PT? C1RCL3 ON3:

Y3S/NO

H4T3 4ND K1SS3S,

N3OPHYT3 R3DGL4R3

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youre the absolute wworst person 

its you

2scarsandawwink started following you

ah..greetiing2. from the look2 of iit, you are de2cendant of dual2car? 

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howw dare you mistake me for this wwaste of space pirate wwannabe 

2scarsandawwink started following you

ah..greetiing2. from the look2 of iit, you are de2cendant of dual2car? 

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2fa2t2furiiou2 replied to your post: ivve changed my icon  noww you can see evven more...

gro22.

nothins as gross as your face 

wwhich is probably wwhy you dont havve anyone an i havve twwo quadrants filled

TWWO

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wwhy are you all so fixated on my scarf 

i knoww its more fishionable than evveryfin any of you havve evver wworn 

but its not evven better than wwhats abovve it

ivve changed my icon 

noww you can see evven more of my objectivvely flawwless face

youre wwelcome

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ivve changed my icon 

noww you can see evven more of my objectivvely flawwless face

youre wwelcome

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#1 M34N 3V3N YOUR D3SC3ND4NT DO3SNT W4NT YOU 4ROUND #TH4TS PR3TTY P4TH3T1C #CONS1D3R1NG HOW MUCH OF H1S L1F3 H3S D3VOT3D TO TRY1NG TO *B3* YOU

wwhat are you tryin a say

[snop]

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no wwe havve a much better system 

wwe all contribute genital material an then its combined in the mother grub wwho lays all the eggs

that wway wwe arent caught wwith a fat wwiggler disruptin our livves for months 

an if youre reelly curious about bone bulges i think wwe can arrange a vviewwin session

Eridan

[snop]

but im not pregnant wwith your spawwn im not evven sure wwhat pregnant means

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look i dont expect you as a member of your owwn lowwly species to grasp the full nuance an superiority of troll culture so you dont havve to wworry about that

an i dont think wwe should make wwhat may or may not be happenin on my neck public business it wwas 

a strange night an wwe all did things wwe might wwish wwe hadnt 

but im not pregnant wwith your spawwn im not evven sure wwhat pregnant means

Eridan

Alright i am trying to figure out this strange troll culture of yours and also remain sensitive and here is what ive gathered so far: 

You appear to live in the sea and have some sort of highly sensitive protrusion coming from your necks. I know this from personal experience. *Suggestive wink, double pistols.* 

You may or may not get pregnant from the rubbing of said protrusions. 

You have something called a ‘matesprit’ which is similar to the human concept of a lover and also involves flushing for some reason.

You have something called a ‘bone bulge’ that seems to be a euphemism for the male er… pelvic region…

You have something called a ‘kismesis’ which as far as i can tell is someone you really detest and do not invite to your dinner parties!

And also theres something with diamonds?

Am i at least somewhat close here?

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#i dont knoww howw you can say you havve taste wwhen you wwear those hideous pants

noww youvve reely gone too far

[snop]

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2scarsandawwink replied to your post: 2scarsandawwink replied to your post: i think...

wwoww kid you reely wwanna die that much? here i am tryin ta havve some patience wwith you an you cant evven givve me the same courtesea ivve nevver seen such an upstart bottomfeeder

wwho are you callin a bottom feeder wwe havve the same blood an the only difference is im doin somethin wwith it

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is that wwhy youre practically rubbin your shrivveled sea bulge against my matesprit

i havve better taste AN better fortune than you 

[snop]

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i guess if i havve to use your confusin an unclear human wwords

yes

i think gettin intimate wwith someones flushed neck parts wwhich they may or may not havve is pretty clear indication that somethin is happenin 

an that somethin is havvin a matesprit you glubbin beached wwhale of nautical failure

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2fa2t2furiiou2 replied to your post: i think gettin intimate wwith someones flushed...

okay 2eriiou2ly we get iit you fiilled 2ome quandrant2. good for you now 2hut up.

is that the harsh wwind of bulge knottin envvy i hear blowwin through the trees of your owwn desperation 

i told you sol i said youd miss your opportunaty 

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#Is it an alien word for lover?

its a wword for somethin much better 

wwe arent like you human wwith your confused and ovver simple think pans wwevve got a system for divvidin up affection 

matesprit is the quadrant for flushed feelins 

i think gettin intimate wwith someones flushed neck parts wwhich they may or may not havve is pretty clear indication that somethin is happenin 

an that somethin is havvin a matesprit you glubbin beached wwhale of nautical failure