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do i believe in romance…not sure. am i obsessed with it…absolutely
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Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
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GUYS I JUST HAD THE COOLEST IDEA (okay maybe not but I like it)
I saw Fantastic Beasts last week with @barduil and it has traumatized and amazed me in the most wonderful ways so of course I have lots of crossovers in mind but my fave is this one :
We all know Bard understands birds right (which was shamefully forgotten in the films but whatever) ?? So how about finding a baby Thunderbird in the woods and deciding to raise him (only to find out later that the smol birb was destined to become a 5 meters-high flying version of Thor but who cares it’s still Bard’s baby) I mean that would be cool
Also instead of an elk Thranduil is riding a huge Thestral (because he faced death the day he got burned by some rude dragons you know) but it’s often awkward to ordinary people because they just see him floating around (I’m sorry it makes me laugh too much I had to share)
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You’re an ancient Greek man coming home from 4 months of war to find your wife 3 months pregnant. Now you’ve embarked on a solemn quest: to punch Zeus in the face.
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AU where nothing is changed but the Eye of Sauron is just one giant googly eye glued to the top of the tower
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ive been alive for almost twenty one years and im still…. shocked and offended every time it gets dark at 5pm
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girls don’t want boys, girls want to know what the fuck happened to Percival Graves
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me trying to figure out why, in god’s good name, is johnny depp playing gellert grindelwald when colin farrell is alive and well
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I’ve created a useful resource for English teachers.
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The First Family of the United States of America
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Good morning everyone. Yesterday I made a cute little comic about feeling relieved that this nasty election cycle is over. However, given the result, I decided to scrap it and repost this comic instead.
In summer 2015, my little brother came out to me. A few weeks later, the United States legalized gay marriage. It was an amazing feeling. I was so proud that my country was becoming a more equal and safe place for my loved ones.
Obviously, the tide has changed. Because of the light hearted nature of my comic, I’ve often tried to tip-toe around politics. But today I feel free to state that I’m devastated by our decision to elect Donald Trump. There are so many issues I care deeply about—LGBTQ rights, women’s rights, racial equality, climate change, healthcare—that are now in jeopardy.
With my reposting of this comic, I’d at least like to share my love and support towards the LGBTQ community. You are strong, enduring, wonderful, and you deserve better. Furthermore, I want America to be a place where people of all genders, sexualities, races, religions, and backgrounds can feel embraced and welcome.
We have some tough years ahead of us. But let’s at least work on spreading love and acceptance in our own hearts. My brother, parents (both of whom are immigrants), and friends should be able to feel like their community is a safe and supportive one.
Don’t bother with your #draintheswamp comments. You elected a dangerous, unqualified bigot. I’ve been seeing your poison everywhere for the last few months and I’m not letting it happen on my page today. For today I’m not afraid to block people.
Stay safe everyone, I love you.
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