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we went to bed at 6pm last night and whenever i woke up my brain would try to slowly reconstruct the phrasing and imagery of McDonald's Honey Bustard Pickled Sea fuck meal and as soon as id get it right i would fall back asleep happened about a dozen times

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ahaha brooooo you have to check out how soft the skin on my inner thigh is this shit is crazy. no like just put your palm there and gentle caress with your thumb lmao it's like nuts you've gotta check this shit out. please.

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i could really go for a sink to whiteknuckle right now

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rough couple of days i won't lie to you

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going for a walk to clear my head isn't enough i need to wake up in the dead of night to an ambush with a gun pointed to my head and my squad already slaughtered then be chained up in a burned-out building and have my captors smash my fingers against the concrete ground with their boots and record propaganda videos of my body to demoralize my compatriots back home

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the contract has been fulfilled

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me: *whispers something to my trusty knight*

my loyal knight: the princess humbly requests that you take your top off and bounce your tits around for her. if you refuse then its 2 hours dungeon time for you

the bustiest maid in the castle, sighing: can u literally give me like seven minutes. im dusting

me: *whispers something to my knight again*

my knight: no

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Dude there is no such thing as siegeweed but yeah the enemy dragoons have razed your fields and they're gonna break through your shitty earthworks any minute now

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what's shameful about bottoming?

do me a quick favor, ok? go spend 25 years being coercively raised male with every single person in your life from your parents to your teachers to your mentors to your friends to the celebrities and politicians and hucksters on the radio to the books you read and the cartoons you watch and the history you learn, everything, telling you constantly in ways big and small, explicit and implicit, that if you yes YOU or anyone who is like you wants to be receptive in sex, that that makes you a laughable pansy faggot, a joke and an acceptable target, a failure and a disappointment, an object of pity and shame. have them tell you this also about being soft, or scared, or tender, or emotional, or needy, or lonely, or small. believe it. internalize it. try your absolute hardest to live by it even though this act of living feels actually like killing something in you that is small and cannot ever be killed but can die over and over and each time it hurts. fail. really fail. break down. realize that you could never do it. realize that you never wanted to. realize that what you wanted was to be loved. realize you can still be loved. take a lover. try to let her inside you. the feeling in your stomach is your answer. any other questions?

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Rancor this evening queen? Pave the streets in the gore of your enemies tonight queen? Send a strong message to potential traitors?

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Guy writing professor/student porn because it's their kink, but repeatedly emphasizing that the student went to uni late and is a freshman at 37, because age gaps are problematic