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Giveaway winners!

Congratulations to @sweatersinthesummer @hullomoon @frizzlenox and @high-seas-swan who have won the SC Season 7 giveaways! 

Thanks so much to everyone who entered for helping to make this such a great fest! Your participation and support is what made the fest so successful.

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SC Season 7 Author Reveals

Hot Springs and Northern Lights by LondonSpirit

Sunshine on the Water by flowerfan

Honeymoon Troubles by DawnDust

The Honeymoon by alldaydream

The Fourth Best Day of My Life by FrizzleNox

a road that will never lead to rome by hudders-and-hiddles

in the fading golden light by thetomkatwholived

nothing even compares… by startswithhope

Honeymooners and Spring Breakers by reginahalliwell

Darling, Je Vous Aime Beaucoup by High-Seas-Swan

Baby, Gotta Say It by middyblue

No Place Like Home by moirasrosesroses

all i need is to see your face by hudders-and-hiddles

Alexis Rose’s Guide to Finding Yourself in Five Easy Steps by Wrathofthestag

Hidden Depths by iola17

Squirrels by resilient_rose

IKEA by resilient_rose

He Feels Like Home by DawnDust

blossoming into a new life by mscherriv

The Houseguest by missgeevious

[podfic] A House Becomes a Home by hullomoon

I’m doing it for you… by startswithhope

Flood, Flounder, Flourish by treepyful

[art] Asbestos Fest (Week) 2019 by sspaz1000

all my life though some have changed by cromarty

The Woodshop by upbeat

Moderately memorable by sweaters_in_the_summer

Common Ground by moirasrosesroses

You Made It All Okay by TrueIllusion

The Sniffles by awildone

The Slip by resilient_rose

Will It Feel Like Home by wildaloofrebel

Many the Miles by singsongsung & doingthemost

I Can’t Live Without You by DawnDust

The Headache by FrizzleNox

Come Away With Me by flowerfan

Mine Own Weak Merits by treepyful

[art] The Roses Reunited by FrizzleNox

Assistant Direction by bigficenergy

The Moira Rose Story by Wrathofthestag

Old Friends, New Appearances by moirasrosesroses

This is my Greatest Adventure by agoodpersonrose

promise to as best we can by middyblue

i’m so grateful and proud by hullomoon

Family Logistics by HolmesApothecary

Nothing Good Starts in a Getaway Car by DawnDust

betta than all the rest by hudders-and-hiddles

Business/Casual by treepyful

money, money, money (it’s a rich man’s world) by hullomoon

Rosebud Motel Group PR + Merch! by hullosweetpea

a sense of expectation hanging in the air by hullomoon

What a Way to Make a Livin’ by sweaters_in_the_summer

Déjà vu (Or: What’s Wrong with Wednesdays) by iola17

Five Years by DawnDust

A New Dawn, A New Day by BiblioPan

All I Want For Christmas (is Quarantine to End) by sspaz1000

an open smile on a friendly shore by cromarty

locks like the raven by hudders-and-hiddles

International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day by DawnDust

in calm or stormy weather by singsongsung & sonlali

Scavenger Hunt by resilient_rose

Valentine’s Week by pine67

A Schitty Sign by DawnDust

worth fighting for by steviebowles

Starter Kids by cromarty

stubborn love by blueink3

Seasons of Love by Distractivate

they stare when you walk in the room (yeah, we’re lookin’ at heaven) by Yellow_Bird_On_Richland

Is your sex life alight? by pine67

Five Stars by sonlali

The Last Warm Day of September by FrizzleNox

Third Annual Schitt’s Creek Singles Week by lastchancecafe

I’ll Light the Fire by norskheks

are we willing to take the next step? by budd

Leonard by moirasrosesroses

David Rose: King of Compromise by iola17

David Rose vs. a Plastic Goat by DawnDust

Sight for Sore Eyes by bigficenergy

Of All The Street Corners… by thescholasticskipper

Gonna Buy Me a Dog by HolmesApothecary

Apollo and Artemis by thetomkatwholived

imagine adventure, imagine a story untold by staystrange

the heart grows fonder by ohjustpeachy

[Script] “Family Reunion” by Pants & Five678Patty

Street Lights, Big Dreams, All Lookin’ Pretty by doingthemost

Don’t worry, it’s his sister by cromarty

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Thank you SO much to everyone who created a work (or several!) for this fest—it literally couldn’t have happened without you! Every single one of you is a rock star. 

Thank you, too, to everyone who has read, kudos’d, commented, reblogged, and in any way supported all of the great creators who took part in the fest. Your support is invaluable and so appreciated.

If you’ve been using the spreadsheet to track your reading, you can head over to the master version one last time to copy the list of authors over to your own version and see how you did with your guesses.

Hope you’ve all enjoyed SC Season 7!!

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Have the winners of the giveaway been drawn yet?

yes! i have reached out to those whose names were drawn (check your messages, wherever you told me to contact you, y’all). everyone has 24 hours to respond after which i’ll draw new names for any unclaimed ones. i’ll announce the winners here after all four have been claimed!

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SC Season 7 Author Reveals

Hot Springs and Northern Lights by LondonSpirit

Sunshine on the Water by flowerfan

Honeymoon Troubles by DawnDust

The Honeymoon by alldaydream

The Fourth Best Day of My Life by FrizzleNox

a road that will never lead to rome by hudders-and-hiddles

in the fading golden light by thetomkatwholived

nothing even compares... by startswithhope

Honeymooners and Spring Breakers by reginahalliwell

Darling, Je Vous Aime Beaucoup by High-Seas-Swan

Baby, Gotta Say It by middyblue

No Place Like Home by moirasrosesroses

all i need is to see your face by hudders-and-hiddles

Alexis Rose’s Guide to Finding Yourself in Five Easy Steps by Wrathofthestag

Hidden Depths by iola17

Squirrels by resilient_rose

IKEA by resilient_rose

He Feels Like Home by DawnDust

blossoming into a new life by mscherriv

The Houseguest by missgeevious

[podfic] A House Becomes a Home by hullomoon

I'm doing it for you... by startswithhope

Flood, Flounder, Flourish by treepyful

[art] Asbestos Fest (Week) 2019 by sspaz1000

all my life though some have changed by cromarty

The Woodshop by upbeat

Moderately memorable by sweaters_in_the_summer

Common Ground by moirasrosesroses

You Made It All Okay by TrueIllusion

The Sniffles by awildone

The Slip by resilient_rose

Will It Feel Like Home by wildaloofrebel

Many the Miles by singsongsung & doingthemost

I Can't Live Without You by DawnDust

The Headache by FrizzleNox

Come Away With Me by flowerfan

Mine Own Weak Merits by treepyful

[art] The Roses Reunited by FrizzleNox

Assistant Direction by bigficenergy

The Moira Rose Story by Wrathofthestag

Old Friends, New Appearances by moirasrosesroses

This is my Greatest Adventure by agoodpersonrose

promise to as best we can by middyblue

i'm so grateful and proud by hullomoon

Family Logistics by HolmesApothecary

Nothing Good Starts in a Getaway Car by DawnDust

betta than all the rest by hudders-and-hiddles

Business/Casual by treepyful

money, money, money (it's a rich man's world) by hullomoon

Rosebud Motel Group PR + Merch! by hullosweetpea

a sense of expectation hanging in the air by hullomoon

What a Way to Make a Livin' by sweaters_in_the_summer

Déjà vu (Or: What's Wrong with Wednesdays) by iola17

Five Years by DawnDust

A New Dawn, A New Day by BiblioPan

All I Want For Christmas (is Quarantine to End) by sspaz1000

an open smile on a friendly shore by cromarty

locks like the raven by hudders-and-hiddles

International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day by DawnDust

in calm or stormy weather by singsongsung & sonlali

Scavenger Hunt by resilient_rose

Valentine's Week by pine67

A Schitty Sign by DawnDust

worth fighting for by steviebowles

Starter Kids by cromarty

stubborn love by blueink3

Seasons of Love by Distractivate

they stare when you walk in the room (yeah, we're lookin' at heaven) by Yellow_Bird_On_Richland

Is your sex life alight? by pine67

Five Stars by sonlali

The Last Warm Day of September by FrizzleNox

Third Annual Schitt's Creek Singles Week by lastchancecafe

I'll Light the Fire by norskheks

are we willing to take the next step? by budd

Leonard by moirasrosesroses

David Rose: King of Compromise by iola17

David Rose vs. a Plastic Goat by DawnDust

Sight for Sore Eyes by bigficenergy

Of All The Street Corners... by thescholasticskipper

Gonna Buy Me a Dog by HolmesApothecary

Apollo and Artemis by thetomkatwholived

imagine adventure, imagine a story untold by staystrange

the heart grows fonder by ohjustpeachy

[Script] "Family Reunion" by Pants & Five678Patty

Street Lights, Big Dreams, All Lookin' Pretty by doingthemost

Don't worry, it's his sister by cromarty

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Thank you SO much to everyone who created a work (or several!) for this fest—it literally couldn’t have happened without you! Every single one of you is a rock star. 

Thank you, too, to everyone who has read, kudos’d, commented, reblogged, and in any way supported all of the great creators who took part in the fest. Your support is invaluable and so appreciated.

If you’ve been using the spreadsheet to track your reading, you can head over to the master version one last time to copy the list of authors over to your own version and see how you did with your guesses.

Hope you’ve all enjoyed SC Season 7!!

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With just 48 hours to go until author reveals, how are those graphs looking?

Whether it’s more like this

or like this

reblog this post with a screenshot of your own and show off your progress!

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Do you think you'll do this again next year? It was a LOT of fun, both to write for and read, but it also seemed like a whole lot of hard work for you

i haven’t made any plans one way or the other yet about next year. it’s obviously still a long way off, and so it’s hard to say just now what the shape of the fandom will look like (or, you know, the world). that’s definitely going to have to be a wait-and-see kind of thing. but i’m glad you enjoyed it enough that you want more! it’s been so nice to see everyone’s contributions and the response from everyone who has been excited for a big batch of new things to read and enjoy!

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anyone else get sad when it hit noon today and there were no more new s7 fics?? 😭

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just realized there’s a formula error affecting the graph on the spreadsheet, making it so that kudos are not properly reflected in the all episodes section. you’ve got two options to fix it:

1.) it’s been updated on the master version, so you can go there (make sure you’re logged in to your google account), right click on the graph tab, and select copy to > existing spreadsheet. then just select your version of the spreadsheet to copy over the corrected tab.

2.) if you’d rather just edit your version of the spreadsheet, go to the graph tab and click the arrows between rows 24 and 41 to unhide that section. then replace the formula in cell d40 with =SUM(D26:D39)

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Episode 7x14: Family Reunion

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the heart grows fonder Patrick/David • Rated G • 1974 words

Patrick surprises David by bringing the Roses back to Schitt’s Creek for their first anniversary.

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[Script] “Family Reunion” Patrick/David, Alexis & David, Moira & Jocelyn, David & OC, Stevie & David, Johnny & Roland • Rated T • 5253 words

S07E14 Synopsis There’s something familiar about David and Patrick’s new employee and nothing familiar about the new Café Tropical. Moira has acquired a stalker who follows her to town.

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Street Lights, Big Dreams, All Lookin’ Pretty Patrick/David, Alexis/Twyla, Stevie/Ruth, Alexis & David, David & Twyla • Rated T • 11574 words

Alexis and Twyla say they’re just friends. But people who are “just friends” don’t tickle each other’s necks with their eyelashes – right? During one family vacation to New York, David and Patrick make a bet to answer this question and more. (David has a lot of feelings about being back in New York along the way, but that’s not a big deal. We don’t have to talk about that.)

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Don’t worry, it’s his sister Patrick/David, Alexis/Twyla • Rated G • 1854 words

“So, you’ll obviously be getting real save the dates as soon as we get them back from the printer but you are officially invited to our wedding on September 3rd!” “WHAT?!” David yelps. “Oh, David, must you be so loud? What could possibly be wrong with the date, you’re not even traveling, and you can close your little store whenever you and Patrick choose!” Moira says over the sound of Stevie snickering. “That’s my anniversary!” David says, throwing his hands up in exasperation.

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SC Season 7 wraps up with the Roses reunited! As you read, be sure to leave all of these great works lots of love in the form of kudos and comments. If you’re using the tracking spreadsheet don’t forget to copy and paste the latest batch of fics from the main spreadsheet to your personal copy. And if you want to participate in the giveaway for helping to promote these works, be sure to reblog this post and tag it #giveaway entry.

Creators, if your work is part of this episode, be sure to update the publication date to today’s date, and if you’re entering the creator giveaways, don’t forget to send an ask with your info, if you haven’t done so already.

Happy reading, everyone!

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Episode 7x14: Family Reunion

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the heart grows fonder Patrick/David • Rated G • 1974 words

Patrick surprises David by bringing the Roses back to Schitt's Creek for their first anniversary.

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[Script] “Family Reunion” Patrick/David, Alexis & David, Moira & Jocelyn, David & OC, Stevie & David, Johnny & Roland • Rated T • 5253 words

S07E14 Synopsis There’s something familiar about David and Patrick’s new employee and nothing familiar about the new Café Tropical. Moira has acquired a stalker who follows her to town.

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Street Lights, Big Dreams, All Lookin’ Pretty Patrick/David, Alexis/Twyla, Stevie/Ruth, Alexis & David, David & Twyla • Rated T • 11574 words

Alexis and Twyla say they're just friends. But people who are "just friends" don't tickle each other's necks with their eyelashes – right? During one family vacation to New York, David and Patrick make a bet to answer this question and more. (David has a lot of feelings about being back in New York along the way, but that's not a big deal. We don't have to talk about that.)

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Don’t worry, it’s his sister Patrick/David, Alexis/Twyla • Rated G • 1854 words

“So, you’ll obviously be getting real save the dates as soon as we get them back from the printer but you are officially invited to our wedding on September 3rd!” “WHAT?!” David yelps. “Oh, David, must you be so loud? What could possibly be wrong with the date, you’re not even traveling, and you can close your little store whenever you and Patrick choose!” Moira says over the sound of Stevie snickering. “That’s my anniversary!” David says, throwing his hands up in exasperation.

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SC Season 7 wraps up with the Roses reunited! As you read, be sure to leave all of these great works lots of love in the form of kudos and comments. If you’re using the tracking spreadsheet don’t forget to copy and paste the latest batch of fics from the main spreadsheet to your personal copy. And if you want to participate in the giveaway for helping to promote these works, be sure to reblog this post and tag it #giveaway entry.

Creators, if your work is part of this episode, be sure to update the publication date to today’s date, and if you’re entering the creator giveaways, don’t forget to send an ask with your info, if you haven’t done so already.

Happy reading, everyone!

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Episode 7x13: The New Addition

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Ready, Set… Ready, Set— Patrick/David, David & Twyla, Patrick & Twyla • Rated G • 2503 words

David tells Patrick he’s ready for a new addition to the Rose-Brewer family byway of a furry friend.

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Leonard Patrick/David • Rated G • 3979 words

A furry new visitor comes to Rose Apothecary.

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David Rose: King of Compromise Patrick/David • Rated E • 9716 words

Patrick has been away for days and David is delighted to have him back. He is significantly less happy with the prize Patrick has brought back with him and now seems determined to display around their beautiful home. It may be one of the worst things he’s ever seen but for Patrick, he will try to learn to live with it.

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David Rose vs. A Plastic Goat Patrick/David • Rated T • 5315 words

Patrick wins a prize at a business seminar and David absolutely hates it. That only encourages Patrick to flaunt it around the house even more.

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Sight for Sore Eyes Patrick/David • Rated G • 4707 words

Patrick suspects that David needs reading glasses. David says he’s fine. But something’s been off since David came back from the optometrist…

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Of All The Street Corners… Patrick/David • Rated T • 3807 words

When the building on the fourth corner of Schitt’s Creek’s main intersection comes up for lease, the town gets a new restaurant. A peek into how the other shop owners at the corner (well, primarily Twyla, David and Patrick) feel about the new addition.

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Gonna Buy Me a Dog Patrick/David • Rated T • 1503 words

Five times David and Patrick look for a new addition to their family and one time it’s complete

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Apollo and Artemis Patrick/David • Rated T • 2732 words

“How would you feel about adding a new addition to our family?” Patrick broached the subject over dinner one night, having made one of David’s favorite meals to make sure the topic would be brought up while he was happy. He paused with a bite on the way to his mouth, face playing out a whole movie’s worth of emotions. Patrick’s suggestion for a new addition to the Rose/Brewer cottage is a bit different than David had thought but ultimately not unwelcome.

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imagine adventure, imagine a story untold Patrick/David • Rated T • 4682 words

If you had told pre-Schitt’s Creek David that he’d one day intentionally wake up at 3am so that he’d be able to set up a surprise for his husband in honor of their one-year wedding anniversary, he would have started laughing at “intentionally wake up at 3am” and never stopped. -or- David plans a surprise scavenger hunt for Patrick in honor of their first anniversary.

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Episode 13 gives us all kinds of new things to love! As you read, be sure to leave all of these great works lots of love in the form of kudos and comments. If you’re using the tracking spreadsheet don’t forget to copy and paste the latest batch of fics from the main spreadsheet to your personal copy. And if you want to participate in the giveaway for helping to promote these works, be sure to reblog this post and tag it #giveaway entry.

Creators, if your work is part of this episode, be sure to update the publication date to today’s date, and if you’re entering the creator giveaways, don’t forget to send an ask with your info, if you haven’t done so already.

Happy reading, everyone!

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Episode 7x13: The New Addition

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Ready, Set... Ready, Set— Patrick/David, David & Twyla, Patrick & Twyla • Rated G • 2503 words

David tells Patrick he's ready for a new addition to the Rose-Brewer family byway of a furry friend.

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Leonard Patrick/David • Rated G • 3979 words

A furry new visitor comes to Rose Apothecary.

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David Rose: King of Compromise Patrick/David • Rated E • 9716 words

Patrick has been away for days and David is delighted to have him back. He is significantly less happy with the prize Patrick has brought back with him and now seems determined to display around their beautiful home. It may be one of the worst things he's ever seen but for Patrick, he will try to learn to live with it.

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David Rose vs. A Plastic Goat Patrick/David • Rated T • 5315 words

Patrick wins a prize at a business seminar and David absolutely hates it. That only encourages Patrick to flaunt it around the house even more.

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Sight for Sore Eyes Patrick/David • Rated G • 4707 words

Patrick suspects that David needs reading glasses. David says he's fine. But something's been off since David came back from the optometrist...

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Of All The Street Corners... Patrick/David • Rated T • 3807 words

When the building on the fourth corner of Schitt's Creek's main intersection comes up for lease, the town gets a new restaurant. A peek into how the other shop owners at the corner (well, primarily Twyla, David and Patrick) feel about the new addition.

*

Gonna Buy Me a Dog Patrick/David • Rated T • 1503 words

Five times David and Patrick look for a new addition to their family and one time it's complete

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Apollo and Artemis Patrick/David • Rated T • 2732 words

“How would you feel about adding a new addition to our family?” Patrick broached the subject over dinner one night, having made one of David’s favorite meals to make sure the topic would be brought up while he was happy. He paused with a bite on the way to his mouth, face playing out a whole movie’s worth of emotions. Patrick's suggestion for a new addition to the Rose/Brewer cottage is a bit different than David had thought but ultimately not unwelcome.

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imagine adventure, imagine a story untold Patrick/David • Rated T • 4682 words

If you had told pre-Schitt’s Creek David that he’d one day intentionally wake up at 3am so that he’d be able to set up a surprise for his husband in honor of their one-year wedding anniversary, he would have started laughing at “intentionally wake up at 3am” and never stopped. -or- David plans a surprise scavenger hunt for Patrick in honor of their first anniversary.

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Episode 13 gives us all kinds of new things to love! As you read, be sure to leave all of these great works lots of love in the form of kudos and comments. If you’re using the tracking spreadsheet don’t forget to copy and paste the latest batch of fics from the main spreadsheet to your personal copy. And if you want to participate in the giveaway for helping to promote these works, be sure to reblog this post and tag it #giveaway entry.

Creators, if your work is part of this episode, be sure to update the publication date to today’s date, and if you’re entering the creator giveaways, don’t forget to send an ask with your info, if you haven’t done so already.

Happy reading, everyone!

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Episode 7x12: The Spark

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they stare when you walk in the room (yeah, we’re lookin’ at heaven) Alexis/Twyla • Rated M • 9281 words

Alexis knows she’s naturally competitive. Like, hello, she literally had to earn her parents’ love starting at age six and her eye for fashion hadn’t come in yet, so she was screwed compared to David. And she’s gambled for her freedom more times than she can count—is it even a weekend if you don’t bribe the Monaco police with express delivery shipments of fine Ghirardelli truffles and Roederer Cristal Rose champagne? So she’s not exactly surprised to find herself gravitating toward Twyla when more and more hopeful suitors approach her as the night goes on. Plus, Twy’s her guest. The horde of guys hitting on her? They’re so not invited back to her place. It’s then that she realizes. She doesn’t just wanna take Twyla Sands home. Like all the boys surrounding them, she wants to take Twyla Sands home.

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Is your sex life alight? Patrick/David • Rated E • 9852 words

Alexis sends David a copy of So You Wanna Talk About Boys with a sticky tab placed on a page that displays an intricate web of questions designed to quiz the reader on the state of their sex life. Except, it arrives at the house before David is back from his business trip with Stevie. If she didn’t want the quiz to land in the wrong husband’s hands, she really should have tried harder.

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Five Stars Ray/OFC • Rated G • 1905 words

Ray visits a coffee shop in Elm Valley to expand his clientele base and ends up meeting someone new.

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The Last Warm Day of September Patrick/David • Rated E • 2396 words

Things get heated when David decides to go tanning and catches Patrick doing some yard work at the cottage. They take full advantage of their lack of neighbors to put on a show for each other in the privacy of their backyard and on their front deck.

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Third Annual Schitt’s Creek Singles Week Patrick/David, Alexis/Twyla, Ray/OC • Rated T • 2653 words

Patrick had watched Ray go on plenty of first dates over the years. He approached them with the same enthusiasm he gave a new business venture. Patrick can remember sitting next to Ray on the floral couch in his early days with David. The three of them enjoying Rom-Coms and ice cream. Ray and David had ranked the grand gesture scenes each time. Patrick recognized the unnamed longing and been happy to fill the role for David. He’d never stopped to think that his boss/landlord turned friend was still looking for someone to do the same. —– Love is in the air at the Third Annual Schitt’s Creek Singles Week-will Ray finally be lucky in love?

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I’ll Light the Fire Patrick/David • Rated E • 4183 words

Prompt: Patrick thought their sex life was pretty great, once he got his own apartment and they had the privacy they needed, but it turns out being able to call each other “husband” and being 20 minutes away from the nearest neighbor has benefits he and David couldn’t have imagined. A selective summary of Patrick and David’s first two weeks in their cottage. For 7x12: The Spark.

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Love is in the air in Episode 12, and sparks are flying! As you read, be sure to leave all of these great works lots of love in the form of kudos and comments. If you’re using the tracking spreadsheet don’t forget to copy and paste the latest batch of fics from the main spreadsheet to your personal copy. And if you want to participate in the giveaway for helping to promote these works, be sure to reblog this post and tag it #giveaway entry.

Creators, if your work is part of this episode, be sure to update the publication date to today’s date, and if you’re entering the creator giveaways, don’t forget to send an ask with your info, if you haven’t done so already.

Happy reading, everyone!

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Episode 7x12: The Spark

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they stare when you walk in the room (yeah, we’re lookin’ at heaven) Alexis/Twyla • Rated M • 9281 words

Alexis knows she’s naturally competitive. Like, hello, she literally had to earn her parents’ love starting at age six and her eye for fashion hadn’t come in yet, so she was screwed compared to David. And she’s gambled for her freedom more times than she can count—is it even a weekend if you don’t bribe the Monaco police with express delivery shipments of fine Ghirardelli truffles and Roederer Cristal Rose champagne? So she’s not exactly surprised to find herself gravitating toward Twyla when more and more hopeful suitors approach her as the night goes on. Plus, Twy’s her guest. The horde of guys hitting on her? They’re so not invited back to her place. It’s then that she realizes. She doesn’t just wanna take Twyla Sands home. Like all the boys surrounding them, she wants to take Twyla Sands home.

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Is your sex life alight? Patrick/David • Rated E • 9852 words

Alexis sends David a copy of So You Wanna Talk About Boys with a sticky tab placed on a page that displays an intricate web of questions designed to quiz the reader on the state of their sex life. Except, it arrives at the house before David is back from his business trip with Stevie. If she didn’t want the quiz to land in the wrong husband’s hands, she really should have tried harder.

*

Five Stars Ray/OFC • Rated G • 1905 words

Ray visits a coffee shop in Elm Valley to expand his clientele base and ends up meeting someone new.

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The Last Warm Day of September Patrick/David • Rated E • 2396 words

Things get heated when David decides to go tanning and catches Patrick doing some yard work at the cottage. They take full advantage of their lack of neighbors to put on a show for each other in the privacy of their backyard and on their front deck.

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Third Annual Schitt’s Creek Singles Week Patrick/David, Alexis/Twyla, Ray/OC • Rated T • 2653 words

Patrick had watched Ray go on plenty of first dates over the years. He approached them with the same enthusiasm he gave a new business venture. Patrick can remember sitting next to Ray on the floral couch in his early days with David. The three of them enjoying Rom-Coms and ice cream. Ray and David had ranked the grand gesture scenes each time. Patrick recognized the unnamed longing and been happy to fill the role for David. He’d never stopped to think that his boss/landlord turned friend was still looking for someone to do the same. ----- Love is in the air at the Third Annual Schitt's Creek Singles Week-will Ray finally be lucky in love?

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I’ll Light the Fire Patrick/David • Rated E • 4183 words

Prompt: Patrick thought their sex life was pretty great, once he got his own apartment and they had the privacy they needed, but it turns out being able to call each other "husband" and being 20 minutes away from the nearest neighbor has benefits he and David couldn't have imagined. A selective summary of Patrick and David's first two weeks in their cottage. For 7x12: The Spark.

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Love is in the air in Episode 12, and sparks are flying! As you read, be sure to leave all of these great works lots of love in the form of kudos and comments. If you’re using the tracking spreadsheet don’t forget to copy and paste the latest batch of fics from the main spreadsheet to your personal copy. And if you want to participate in the giveaway for helping to promote these works, be sure to reblog this post and tag it #giveaway entry.

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Episode 7x11: The Fight

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A Schitty Sign Patrick/David, Patrick & Ronnie, Stevie & David • Not Rated • 6827 words

Patrick tries to do something nice for David. It backfires on him.

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Worth Fighting For Stevie & David, Patrick/David, Stevie/Twyla • Rated T • 4706 words

David and Stevie have the biggest fight of their friendship. Neither of them is used to having a best friend, and they don’t know how to fix it or cope. Patrick and Twyla help out.

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Starter Kids Patrick/David, Stevie & David • Rated G • 2511 words

David’s angry with Stevie, but there’s more behind it than he realizes.

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stubborn love Patrick/David • Rated T • 5481 words

It was stupid, really. They’d been arguing over which renovations they could afford first, a battle of wills and budget line items that’s been ongoing since before they even moved in, but it’s always been teasing. Always hinging on humor. Until last night. David had had just enough wine to turn biting. And Patrick had not yet had enough to call him out on it. Or, David and Patrick have a fight. We know it will all be fine in the end. Even if David doesn’t.

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Seasons of Love Patrick/David, Patrick & Ronnie • Rated M • 18930 words

David and Patrick turn to couples therapy to navigate a challenging year in their marriage.

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Not everything is smooth sailing in Episode 11. As you read, be sure to leave all of these great works lots of love in the form of kudos and comments. If you’re using the tracking spreadsheet don’t forget to copy and paste the latest batch of fics from the main spreadsheet to your personal copy. And if you want to participate in the giveaway for helping to promote these works, be sure to reblog this post and tag it #giveaway entry.

Creators, if your work is part of this episode, be sure to update the publication date to today’s date, and if you’re entering the creator giveaways, don’t forget to send an ask with your info, if you haven’t done so already.

Happy reading, everyone!

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Episode 7x11: The Fight

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A Schitty Sign Patrick/David, Patrick & Ronnie, Stevie & David • Not Rated • 6827 words

Patrick tries to do something nice for David. It backfires on him.

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Worth Fighting For Stevie & David, Patrick/David, Stevie/Twyla • Rated T • 4706 words

David and Stevie have the biggest fight of their friendship. Neither of them is used to having a best friend, and they don't know how to fix it or cope. Patrick and Twyla help out.

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Starter Kids Patrick/David, Stevie & David • Rated G • 2511 words

David’s angry with Stevie, but there’s more behind it than he realizes.

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stubborn love Patrick/David • Rated T • 5481 words

It was stupid, really. They’d been arguing over which renovations they could afford first, a battle of wills and budget line items that’s been ongoing since before they even moved in, but it’s always been teasing. Always hinging on humor. Until last night. David had had just enough wine to turn biting. And Patrick had not yet had enough to call him out on it. Or, David and Patrick have a fight. We know it will all be fine in the end. Even if David doesn't.

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Seasons of Love Patrick/David, Patrick & Ronnie • Rated M • 18930 words

David and Patrick turn to couples therapy to navigate a challenging year in their marriage.

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Not everything is smooth sailing in Episode 11. As you read, be sure to leave all of these great works lots of love in the form of kudos and comments. If you’re using the tracking spreadsheet don’t forget to copy and paste the latest batch of fics from the main spreadsheet to your personal copy. And if you want to participate in the giveaway for helping to promote these works, be sure to reblog this post and tag it #giveaway entry.

Creators, if your work is part of this episode, be sure to update the publication date to today’s date, and if you’re entering the creator giveaways, don’t forget to send an ask with your info, if you haven’t done so already.

Happy reading, everyone!

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Episode 7x10: Happy Holidays

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All I Want For Christmas (is Quarantine to End) Patrick/David • Rated M • 2610 words

It’s November 1st during a pandemic, what will David do about the holiday season?

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an open smile on a friendly shore Patrick/David • Rated M • 8632 words

When Patrick pulls into the marina parking lot, a huge garish sign over the dock entrance reads All A-Boat Love Cruises Welcomes Our Singles! “David,” Patrick asks, turning to his husband. “Do you have something to tell me about the romantic cruise you booked for us?” “Okay, in my defense,“ David starts, and Patrick settles into his seat and waits.

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locks like the raven Patrick/David • Rated T • 1576 words

First footing: The tradition of a tall, dark-haired man being the first person of the year to cross a home’s threshold, carrying symbolic gifts that bring luck and prosperity for the coming year

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International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day Patrick/David • Not Rated • 1292 words

Ted mails David a dog biscuit for International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day. Patrick has some questions.

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in calm or stormy weather Patrick & Alexis, David & Twyla, Patrick/David, Alexis/Twyla • Rated T • 4441 words

On National Siblings Day, Alexis spends the day with her favorite brother Patrick, and David bonds with Twyla. David: Why are you at our house, Alexis? Alexis: because i have a whole day planned for us david!! David: Why? A: because it’s NATIONAL SIBLINGS DAY!

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Scavenger Hunt Patrick/David • Rated M • 8118 words

It’s David and Patrick’s anniversary. David has plans.

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Valentine’s Week Patrick/David, Patrick/OMC • Rated E • 29082 words

The store is buzzing with energy. Everyday is a successful day and the two lovebirds are either working themselves to the ground or fucking themselves into the ground. And so, they don’t actually get around to booking their cruise trip until that weekend. David is going through his bedtime skincare routine in the en-suite with the door open when Patrick mutters a thick and enunciated, “Fuck.” “What is it?” David turns around slowly, massaging the under eye jelly mask into his skin while walking cautiously to the bed. Patrick is sitting cross legged over the covers with his laptop in one hand and tickets in the other. “It’s not a Valentine’s Day cruise for couples, David. It’s a singles week. All the activities are ice breakers and random blind dates and- it’s just that. It’s not for us.”

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Episode 10 brings us special occasions and holiday cheer from all throughout the year! As you read, be sure to leave all of these great works lots of love in the form of kudos and comments. If you’re using the tracking spreadsheet don’t forget to copy and paste the latest batch of fics from the main spreadsheet to your personal copy. And if you want to participate in the giveaway for helping to promote these works, be sure to reblog this post and tag it #giveaway entry.

Creators, if your work is part of this episode, be sure to update the publication date to today’s date, and if you’re entering the creator giveaways, don’t forget to send an ask with your info, if you haven’t done so already.

Happy reading, everyone!